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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 31m

I hope it hurt. And I hope it keeps hurting. I hope the pain never ends for these people, because they were told exactly what was going to happen and they chose to believe the lies of a 34-time felon and an adjudicated rapist, because they thought being white-adjacent would protect them.

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Fuck You Cute Fuck You

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 1h

There were dozens of "men" in that Cornell rapist thread. Not one of them stopped it. Not one of them even told the others to stop. They didn't stop it because they were taught not to. They didn't stop it because their fathers wouldn't have, nor would any man in their lives. It's all men.

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Kelly Clarkson Sings 'Sorry Not Sorry' Kellyoke

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 1h

Men like Michael Tracey should live in constant fear of being assaulted every time they set foot outside their doors, just like the victims & survivors who are tormented by these men. I want him to wonder if every woman he passes by on the street is the one who's gonna cut his dick off.

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Harley Quinn (Margot Robbie) Smiling

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 1h

Seriously... FUCKING STOP. People who can't wrap their brains around how much worse this can get need to please, for the love of fuck, shut the hell up. Trump's bumblefuckery & them having to constantly deal with the fallout from it is the only reason they're not further along with their plans.

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Golden Girls: Will You Shut Up Now, Rose?

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 1h

I cannot with these goddamn dipshit ResisTrash accounts anymore. These idiots are as responsible for this country being a dumpster fire as are MAGAts. We're still doomed, even if we manage to exorcise MAGA from all levels of government, 'cause these idiots are just as destructively ignorant.

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Grey's Anatomy: Meredith Grey Says 'We Won't Make It'

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 1h

It also means hearing puking at 3:00 am and knowing you're definitely gonna forget all about it by the time you wake back up & will definitely step right in it on your way to the bathroom at 6:07 am.

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Pippa Fitz-Amobi: I Don't Wanna Talk About It

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 22/08/2026

I'm just gonna keep posting this picture randomly for no reason... because I love it. There's no other shot anywhere like it. It's one of a kind. And I took it. I also like having it pop up in my notifications when people like it, because I'm adorably obsessed with her. 😜🤣

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 13h

Seriously... it's not even 8:00 and I might really be about to go to bed. I need a project or a girlfriend or an endgame or... something. Aimless & lonely is not a great combination. Aimless & alone is not the same thing as aimless & lonely. I ain't a country song... won't be lonely too long.

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Annie Murphy (Alexis Rose): I've Done It Before

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 13h

I didn't start calling this human barrel Chestus for nothin'! Ya don't often see a dude with moobies, a beer belly, and fatty shoulder shanks. Zoinks. 👀 Hunka, hunka burnin'... ugh...

I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 14h

Dammit, Eunice... again? Seriously?!? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU UP TO?!? Maybe fucked up hormones are part of what's going on my with my mood the past few days, too.

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Jennifer Lopez Says 'Stop It!'

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 18h

And none of them involved renaming post offices. Ya know, just for the record...

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Alexis Rose's Boop Moment

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 18h

This is the entire Republican Party in a nutshell in 2026. Celebratory ignorance and malignant incompetence rule the day. They laud it. It'd be hilarious, if it wasn't so dangerous. They have real power. And there's little that's more dangerous than a vengeful imbecile with actual power.

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Woman Says 'Oh, That's Terrifying'

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 18h

Odd that no one ever says banks or gas stations "had it coming" when they get robbed. No one ever tells the owners their businesses shouldn't have been there or shouldn't have left their doors unlocked. And no one ever laments armed robbers' futures being stolen from them.

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The Lego Movie: Emmet's Weird Drive

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 19h

I wonder how Duane is doing...

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 20h

Having health insurance does not actually mean you can afford to seek healthCARE. There are still costs involved with seeking healthCARE that fall outside what health INSURANCE will cover. And many know they're one co-pay/deductible away from financial ruin. So, yeah... easily explained.

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Daniel Radcliffe's Ta-Da! Moment

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 20h

There should be just as significant a penalty for a Senator falsely accusing a witness before the Senate of perjury as there is for committing perjury while testifying before the Senate.

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Vince Vaughn: Don't You Think?

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 20h

I'm so very tired of having to say things like this to women who appear to be significantly older than I am and should know better... by now...

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Bored Little Girl on Swing

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 22h

Forgot to put collagen in my Walmart order yesterday... which means I actually have to go into a Walmart now. That's unpleasant. I try to avoid that. But maybe the Steamboat Springs Walmart won't be a complete shitshow inside, the way so many others are. It's not a supercenter, so there's that.

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Goodbye Everybody! Wish Me Luck - Addams Family Values

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 22h

It's offensive the question even exists, but since it does... yep, their futures *should* be taken from them. But make no mistake: THEY RUIN THEIR OWN FUTURES. Not the women they assault; not the society that holds them accountable for their crimes. THEY RUIN THEIR FUTURES BY BEING RAPISTS.

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Bbelena: Not My Fault

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 22h

What's sad about this... I'm not even really kidding. If this is what life is gonna be now, let's just go all-in and be the most absurd version of celebratory ignorance & malicious incompetence imaginable. Just lean into it and become the caricature.

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Bert Kreischer: F*** It, I'm In!

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 23h

I've really been riding the struggle bus the past couple days... so much so I've forgotten to even repost this picture. Not sure if it's weeks of laziness catching up to me... not riding Bart... the weather... my birthday... likely a combination of everything. But I gotta get off this bus...

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Barnyard: Let Me Out! You Gotta Let Me Out!

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 23h

Yet another example of why men are never beating the allegations and women will never stop choosing the bear. Hurl him into the mouth of a live volcano via trebuchet, along with every "man" on Earth like him, and at least half of civilization's problems would vanish like a fart in the wind.

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Shut your stupid mouth, and die already :)

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 23h

If there's a single takeaway from the past decade, this is it...

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 29/09/2026

Merry Christmas, y'all! So much for that family tradition. The man and his ilk ruin literally everything. Here's your daily reminder that none of this had to happen.

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None Of It Mr Conners

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 29/09/2026

Zac Young's reaction to Mickey & Minnie walking onto the set of Halloween Baking Championship might be the most adorably gay thing I've ever seen in my whole life. He was absolutely losing his shit & dying inside and it was so goddamn cute how hard he had to try to keep it together. 🤣

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Arizona Robbins (Jessica Capshaw) Says You're Adorable

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 29/09/2026

Oh... this weather would be perfect to just be huddled up on a couch under a sexy-soft blanket in front of a teevee & a fireplace watching true crime & making fun of hokey Hallmark romcoms that we secretly kinda love.

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Wanna Be My Girlfriend Heart Animation

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 29/09/2026

This cold, gloomy, rainy weather is putting me in a wretched go-to-bed-at-sunset-and-don't-get-up-until-sunrise headspace... not good. Luckily it's supposed to warm back up and be sunny again by Thursday.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i hope that men notice how whenever a rape story gets widespread coverage, women use it as an opportunity to vent about how fucking disgusting we think many of you are and how many have made our lives measurably worse, and take a few moments to deeply process that.

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 28/09/2026

I don't think I'm crazy to think I look younger than she did at my age. The hair definitely makes a big difference. And the glasses make her look old as shit. But even if I hadn't gone back blonde, I wouldn't be gray like she is here... I have *some* gray, but it's not noticeable from afar.

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 28/09/2026

Well... I'm done sleeping. And so are you. Wanna go kill Jason with me?!? 🤣

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Superstore Dina Fox

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 28/09/2026

I turn 50 in 2 weeks. That's weird. I don't feel 50. I don't think I look 50. My grandma was 53 when I was born... I look at pictures of her holding me as a baby & think, "Holy shit, I don't look like that." Then I remember the kind of life she lived & realize *why* I don't look like that...

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Withwendy: Good Choices Have Been Made

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 28/09/2026

Yeah... I'mma need someone to remember this when I need help putting my bra on. Which might happen as soon as tomorrow, if my shoulder doesn't knock it the fuck off. 🤦‍♀️😆

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Chris Hemsworth as Thor: Getting Old is Bullshit

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 28/09/2026

Narrator: "There was never going to be a steel mill built in Iowa... or anywhere else."

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 28/09/2026

It is chilly and rainy and gloomy... weather like this really impacts my mood. It's supposed to be this way all day today... cloudy & cool the next couple days, but it's not supposed to keep raining, at least. I also have to confess something... Bart has been woefully neglected for weeks now.

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 28/09/2026

So... this is where I stand to smoke here in Steamboat Springs. Note the yellow bear sign in the first pic, which I presume is left there all the time. What's not here all the time is what appears to be this bear paw print that was at my feet when I looked down just now. 👀

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 27/09/2026

Internalized misogyny. That's all this is. Any woman who blames other women for being assaulted by men—regardless of the circumstances of that assault—is a woman who will twist herself into an intellectual pretzel to blame fellow women for all men's behavior. She needs therapy... a lot of it.

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 27/09/2026

Conservatives *aggressively* push the privatization of *everything* specifically so they can enact policies like this. Privatization essentially represents nothing more than shifting operating costs to those actually performing the labor in order to remove those costs from profiteers' overhead.

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Jennifer Aniston's Iconic 'Ta-Da!' Moment in Friends

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 27/09/2026

Again... see: Elizabeth Warren & the Nazi Oysterman. When you see white women, particularly of this generation, acting this way, please understand their motivation. Then hurt them in ways that make it no longer worth it for them to continue behaving this way. Ratchet up the opportunity cost.

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Kayla Wallace and Kevin McGarry on Confrontation

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 05/04/2026

And I can't post that without posting this, which is one of my favorite moments from the run of one of my all-time favorite shows. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxJs...

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Bea Arthur Sings, "What'll I Do?"

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 28/09/2026

I'm doing this with shitbox ResisTrash accounts that reply with Captain Obvious bullshit and a series of stupid memes, too. There's too many of those accounts following me all of a sudden and I'm annoyed every time they pop up in my notifications.

I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 28/09/2026

Chicken Soup for the Petty Soul... this sort of thing is the reason I cannot completely abandon social media.

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Molly Shannon's Iconic 'I Love It!' SNL Sketch

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 28/09/2026

The sound of a doink off the upright is so sad... and also hilarious. It reverberates like an old rotary phone that's been slammed down. 😆

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 28/09/2026

Why 2027? Because Democrats are likely to control Congress in 2027. The GOP will blame Democrats for ending this subsidy, this dipshit propagandized electorate will believe them, and it will become a whole thing during the 2028 election cycle, parroted by leftists & MAGAts alike.

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Snow White's Crazy Clap

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 28/09/2026

Eh, fuck... if I'mma have to listen to Cris Collilnsworth, I might need some ice cream. He's gonna be swinging from Aaron Donald's sweaty sack all night and I'm gonna need something cold & creamy to make that less goddamn annoying. 😆

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Delicious Ice Cream Flavors

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 28/09/2026

I'm sorry, Cowboys fans... every game is just a kick in the crotch, even if you end up winning. I hate that they do this to y'all all the time. I really do. It's like they hate you. And themselves. 🤣

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I'm movin' on... @alyssonfergison.com · 28/09/2026

Okay, it's kinda freakin' me out how much Jesse Minter (Ravens head coach) looks like Brandon Blackstock. I cannot be the only one who's ever noticed that...

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