michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 4hordered a large pizza at the pizza place. absolutely GORGEOUS server said "wow you must be hungry". sniper shot, diva down. brutal stuff 190
Reposted by michael 🍒JesALady @jesalady.bsky.social · 10hKnow a GP/Nurse/Pharmacist/anyone else working in healthcare that could benefit from knowing more about trans people and our healthcare? PATHI have Foundations training online on Oct 20th and Nov 17th. Intermediate and Prescribing are in Dún Laoghaire on 29th Nov. www.eventbrite.ie/o/121531225947eventbrite.ieProfessional Association for Trans Health IrelandThe Professional Association for Trans Health Ireland (PATHI) is an all-island multidisciplinary organisation representing, supporting, and connecting those working to strengthen the health, rights, a... 01511
michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 22hurban fox, appropriately encountered by myself and @popeurbanfox.bsky.social 190
michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026people at work struggling to understand that the bathroom door being closed and locked means someone's in there. how have they survived this long 190
michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i don't want kids but i think i'd be a great grandad. i hope that when i'm old i'll have a lend of some friends children to tell boring stories to and give them money when their parents aren't looking 060
Reposted by michael 🍒The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort. 9768211550
michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026maybe one more pizza place in dublin will stop the housing crisis. have we tried having a pizza place on every corner? they should also have overpriced cocktails or craft beers, and cute irishy names like the paddy wagon (wheel) 050
michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026gotta stop being on my phone so much but it's hard. there's so much funny stuff in here, and also babes. sometimes the babes are posting the funny stuff!! 160
michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026plugs love to text you at 1pm like "happy monday! down to our last 5 bags of Snoopy Ketchup, order in the next 3 minutes to get 5 cent off" 040
michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i'd love if autumn could just go ahead and put its full pussy into being a season already. we've got a tiny chill in the air and a few orange leaves but i need more, we're nearly at october. i want the picture of lenny kravitz in his big scarf to make the rounds again, let's be having you 040
Reposted by michael 🍒ah lads @popeurbanfox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026god grant me a big stick to change the things that can be changed with a big stick 333381
michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026can't wait to bust out my traditional halloween costume (cowboy). every year i add new yee haw elements to the outfit, this year i'll be stepping out with my bolo tie and a sleeveless flannel shirt 070
Reposted by michael 🍒👊TRUE POPE👊 @divorcerer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Finally making my long awaited return to the radio medium this evening 6pm (and again every Monday after that!) on DCU FM with The Tomcat Radio Hour! Tune in this evening: m.twitch.tv/dcufm?deskto...m.twitch.tvdcufm - Live on TwitchNewswire 076
Reposted by michael 🍒lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026When you go to a job interview, establish dominance by setting up an oven and baking a perfect soufflé 1437846
michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026all pubs should sell ice cream, ideally 99s but i'm flexible. i think we could all use that kind of whimsy 070
michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026the other night i had a dream that peter brought a snake into the house and i got upset because it was slithering around and scaring me and asked him to get rid of it. the compromise was that the snake could stay and sleep in our bed BUT it had to stay zipped in a bag all night 150
michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 22/09/2026my gammy wrist is killing me, and i'm afraid that the culprit is being on my damn phone all the time. every carefully crafted bluesky post is getting me one step closer to arthritis 070
michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026cool that it's boiling hot again. very normal and fine 050
michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026today is my lucky day (working from home with a full washing basket and great drying weather) 050
michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 19/09/2026it's so weird when you spend ages cleaning and the place doesn't really look any cleaner. like what did i do wrong here....did i just move stuff around? was the place in such squalor that even a decent going-over didn't make a dent? i think the answer is probably a mix of those two options 140
michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 18/09/2026did some exercise last night for the first time in ages and i only feel a little like i fell down the stairs. that's fitness baby!! can't wait to be buff enough to carry babes around on my shoulders like johnny bravo 150
Reposted by michael 🍒Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/09/2026ed sheeran does not speak for the Crappy Doofus community. we are not a monolith 102184246
Reposted by michael 🍒It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour 3257511534
michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i can't wait to make my famous vegan corn chowder tonight! it's not technically famous but i made it one time and it was so good but then the weather got too warm for creamy hot soup for dinner so i've been coveting it. soup time!!!!! 180
michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 14/09/2026this picture of a cat i took looks like that one red hot chili peppers album 0100
michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i don't take sugar in my tea because i'm sweet enough. but to make sure i'm balancing my levels of sweetness i will also have at least one sour, pickled or mustardy thing per day. a bag of meanies is actually medicinal to me 2120
michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026lately i've been busy and too tired to make real dinner so i've been having a Big Sandwich and i'm kinda loving it. ask your doctor if Big Sandwich could be right for you ! 130
Reposted by michael 🍒doll deranged @dollderanged.bsky.social · 02/08/2023tboys when I open a pack of sour gummy worms 24512
michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026daft punk have done incredible things for music and for my overall respect for the creative outputs of the french 030
Reposted by michael 🍒It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 11/09/2026We used to have fun, didn't we? 1281677
michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 10/09/2026today at a remote work meeting i had to quickly move where i was sitting so that the puppet of me my boyfriend made was out of frame. i can sort of "be myself" at work but CERTAINLY not to the degree where i explain the puppet 2101
michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 08/09/2026trying to smoke less grass so i'm searching for another buzz. briefly tried gambling by using a coronation street themed coin pusher and gave up after i lost 40 cent, i clearly have no ambition to maximize my wealth 080
michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 08/09/2026death to america, wholeheartedly. but i would quite like to go to the cheesecake factory 020
michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 08/09/2026i have the whole office to myself today and not much work to do. what songs should i choreograph a dance to? there's no cctv so i'm safe from a lightsaber kid type situation 010
michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 07/09/2026i am so so, unecessarily grumpy in the mornings. today when i was making a sandwich before work i quite genuinely thought to myself "fuck anyone who doesn't like pickled beetroot". there's just no need for that 160
michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 06/09/2026can't believe that i must occasionally go to england. there's an alarming number of english people there, each one louder and more obnoxious then the rest 060
Reposted by michael 🍒The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 27/10/2024ACTOR IN A PERIOD PIECE ABOUT THE 2020s: Don't worry, I'll connect these devices with a new invention called Bluetooth VIEWER IN 2105, WHO KNOWS ABOUT THE BLUETOOTH MINDSPIDERS: [chuckling] We were so naive then 135073
michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 03/09/2026my desk at work is looking out directly to someone's bedroom who seems to work from home which provides me endless enjoyment. they usually keep the curtains open from when they wake up and then close them again at around 3:30 for, what i can only assume is, a solo-nooner. good for them!! 150
michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 28/08/2026ryanair flight to manchester is delayed by 2 hours, possibly cancelled fully. but at least to ease the pain they've given us all a voucher for food and drink. we got all of FOUR QUID, and you aren't even able to use it on airport pints. ryanair when i get you... 110
michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 27/08/2026what i'm noticing about life is that in order to be fulfilled you need to be doing a bunch of stuff. but then that makes you tired and stressed out. but being bored is also bad. so basically....what the hell? 140
Reposted by michael 🍒Louise @selkies.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Youse are all shams I went in here and they didn't have a clue about tenants rights 3706
michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 27/08/2026ooh nice, my laurels! i'm just gonna sit down here and get cosy....what? why can't i rest here? they're literally MY laurels i don't understand 020
Reposted by michael 🍒Puddin' @puddin1916.bsky.social · 27/08/2026We're playing a lil 10 minute set at this tonight! Tickets on eventbrite or on the door. €12 or €8 unwaged/ student. All proceeds go to support Transgress the NGS. Come down, see some fun acts and support a good cause. It's on at Wigwam, doors at 7pm. We're on near the end. 💜 0155
michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 26/08/2026i'm going to need a 24 hour watch on liza minelli STAT 080
michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 26/08/2026aw it actually didn't QUITE have this effect (although plenty horny) cos it was so....sweet? like the loveliest slasher romcom, queerness and kink story i never thought i'd see. cute !!!!! 050
Reposted by michael 🍒francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 03/03/2026excuse me. a boytoy is speaking. 621636
michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 25/08/2026how do you make a mistake at work and not die of shame and embarassment? the worst part is that people were as nice as they could be about the mistake so i can't even call them bastards! cos they just said hey its cool just try to do better next time. torture!!!!!!!!! 160
![A top ten of all time tweet from @KyleMcDowell86 AKA Good Kyle, dated 3/11/16 (from Earth. You can bet your ass it didn't say that in 2016 but whatever):
[wakes up with a hangover] uhh what happened last night
[Carrot Top in bed beside me] Good morning
[Me] Carrot Top my love, what happened](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:awyncbnck2xzf4obkdqep7ms/bafkreievmpyqnledznwjc7yyexiievw3r6zlm4cb77eoaskird7copiq4e)