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michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 07/10/2026

*muttering to myself* mia goth is a real person. bella goth is the sims. mia goth is a real person. bella goth is the sims.

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michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

i don't miss much about being a kid but i do wish that people were still impressed when i eat all of my dinner

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michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

you're making your own lesbians??

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michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

they don't give you the little plastic spoon with cough medicine anymore. because of woke

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michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

the only good thing about waking up today with The Dose that's been going around is having a hot whiskey. my tasty booze-medicine

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michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i'm glad ur enjoying the camo! and yeah very fair, i think for a formal outfit it makes sense to have one old reliable on the go

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michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

love this idea!! i recently wore a black shirt with black cords and enjoyed that cos i'm becoming a bit more of a shirt guy so this is a good shout. and i defo want and appreciate your suggestions and will be picking your brain about clothes soon!!!

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michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i do think it's normal and most people are but i think when it comes to Going Out clothes i truly have 3 outfits, and 2 of them are black tshirt and black jeans. i'm thinking of getting some camo trousers or something but i fear the unknown

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michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

call me lizzie mcguire because i am an outfit repeater

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michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

ordered a large pizza at the pizza place. absolutely GORGEOUS server said "wow you must be hungry". sniper shot, diva down. brutal stuff

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JesALady @jesalady.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Know a GP/Nurse/Pharmacist/anyone else working in healthcare that could benefit from knowing more about trans people and our healthcare? PATHI have Foundations training online on Oct 20th and Nov 17th. Intermediate and Prescribing are in Dún Laoghaire on 29th Nov. www.eventbrite.ie/o/121531225947

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The Professional Association for Trans Health Ireland (PATHI) is an all-island multidisciplinary organisation representing, supporting, and connecting those working to strengthen the health, rights, a...

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michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

happened again, 2nd day in a row. please look at the red privacy indicator on the door and let me wiz in peace

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michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

urban fox, appropriately encountered by myself and @popeurbanfox.bsky.social

a fox crossing a road with a yellow tram marking on the curb. a little blurry, with some red brick buildings slightly visible in the background

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michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

people at work struggling to understand that the bathroom door being closed and locked means someone's in there. how have they survived this long

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michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i don't want kids but i think i'd be a great grandad. i hope that when i'm old i'll have a lend of some friends children to tell boring stories to and give them money when their parents aren't looking

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.

A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".

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michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

ayyyyyy!! it's our special day, all of us equally 🩷 happy michaelmas to one and all

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michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

you're using your powers for evil

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michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

as you should be!! but i appreciate you taking accountability 🙏

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michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

maybe one more pizza place in dublin will stop the housing crisis. have we tried having a pizza place on every corner? they should also have overpriced cocktails or craft beers, and cute irishy names like the paddy wagon (wheel)

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michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

gotta stop being on my phone so much but it's hard. there's so much funny stuff in here, and also babes. sometimes the babes are posting the funny stuff!!

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michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

plugs love to text you at 1pm like "happy monday! down to our last 5 bags of Snoopy Ketchup, order in the next 3 minutes to get 5 cent off"

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michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i'd love if autumn could just go ahead and put its full pussy into being a season already. we've got a tiny chill in the air and a few orange leaves but i need more, we're nearly at october. i want the picture of lenny kravitz in his big scarf to make the rounds again, let's be having you

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ah lads @popeurbanfox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

god grant me a big stick to change the things that can be changed with a big stick

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michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

can't wait to bust out my traditional halloween costume (cowboy). every year i add new yee haw elements to the outfit, this year i'll be stepping out with my bolo tie and a sleeveless flannel shirt

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👊TRUE POPE👊 @divorcerer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Finally making my long awaited return to the radio medium this evening 6pm (and again every Monday after that!) on DCU FM with The Tomcat Radio Hour! Tune in this evening: m.twitch.tv/dcufm?deskto...

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michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i mean that's true! not all mustached guys make the cut. you don't have to have a moustache for us to fancy you, but it helps!

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michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i'm sensing a pattern....do we just like moustaches?

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

When you go to a job interview, establish dominance by setting up an oven and baking a perfect soufflé

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michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

all pubs should sell ice cream, ideally 99s but i'm flexible. i think we could all use that kind of whimsy

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michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

my interpretation of this dream is that we are annoying each other in our sleep cos our mattress is too small and uncomfortable

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michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

the other night i had a dream that peter brought a snake into the house and i got upset because it was slithering around and scaring me and asked him to get rid of it. the compromise was that the snake could stay and sleep in our bed BUT it had to stay zipped in a bag all night

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michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

my gammy wrist is killing me, and i'm afraid that the culprit is being on my damn phone all the time. every carefully crafted bluesky post is getting me one step closer to arthritis

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michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

cool that it's boiling hot again. very normal and fine

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michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

today is my lucky day (working from home with a full washing basket and great drying weather)

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michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

it's so weird when you spend ages cleaning and the place doesn't really look any cleaner. like what did i do wrong here....did i just move stuff around? was the place in such squalor that even a decent going-over didn't make a dent? i think the answer is probably a mix of those two options

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michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

wait....i don't think he actually did this. i think the joke was actually that he was bad with women cos he was always getting into Situations

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michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

did some exercise last night for the first time in ages and i only feel a little like i fell down the stairs. that's fitness baby!! can't wait to be buff enough to carry babes around on my shoulders like johnny bravo

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michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

this was really delicious btw, but sadly unphotographable. it tasted great but on camera it looked like sludge, and some of the spices i added (smoked paprika, sumac) gave it a sort of pinky tone which just...did not look great

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/09/2026

ed sheeran does not speak for the Crappy Doofus community. we are not a monolith

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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour

A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'

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michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

i can't wait to make my famous vegan corn chowder tonight! it's not technically famous but i made it one time and it was so good but then the weather got too warm for creamy hot soup for dinner so i've been coveting it. soup time!!!!!

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michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

this picture of a cat i took looks like that one red hot chili peppers album

a tabby cat sitting on a wall looking at the camera. the sky in the background is blue and the wall looks orange in the evening street light

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michael 🍒 @mellowmike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

i don't take sugar in my tea because i'm sweet enough. but to make sure i'm balancing my levels of sweetness i will also have at least one sour, pickled or mustardy thing per day. a bag of meanies is actually medicinal to me

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