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Melissa Kutner

@melissannbee.bsky.social
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Ancient Studies professor at UMBC. Mostly Roman things. Views my own.

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George Pearkes @peark.es · 10h
The sort of world view that Hegseth stands for is an inherently unstable equilibrium, a doomed enterprise. It's unable to cope with what even modest levels of abstract reasoning built on basic education can pull off, let alone vastly more powerful social systems.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pete is lost in terms of modern war. I use the example of this outgunned Ukrainian army officer who successfully terrorized a Russian unit for weeks because she "did the math." At the time, someone commented, "yeah, in combat, 'I did the math' beats 'I can do 100 pushups' every time."
Ukrainian female soldier: Okay, I said the idea is this: There is enough time to empty one full can of 32 grenades and be gone by the time the return mortar fire reaches us. I did the math.
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Andrew Riggsby @antiquethought.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And here, in this glum days, is an actual tenure-track job in our department! careers.historians.org/jobs/rss/226...
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One moment...
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Melissa Kutner @melissannbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Could write a fascinating paper comparing this (the video as medium, not just the fridge itself) to Dutch still life, though. And not only because she puts the paintings in the fridge.
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Lauren Donovan Ginsberg @laurenginsberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As I write this biography on Octavia, wife of Nero, I’ve gone back & forth about how viscerally detailed to be when discussing my subject’s experience of IPV (especially frequent strangulation)…/1
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Melissa Kutner @melissannbee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nah, I think the antihero thing was a highbrow phenomenon across the board. Which is worth thinking about in its own right. Breaking Bad’s viewership was not impressive until the very end and even then it was still only like half of NCIS’s in the same period.
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Melissa Kutner @melissannbee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes, and there is a reason that universities want to kill the language requirement. At a recent meeting someone said it was a barrier to graduation & my colleague said, “Well, isn’t math more of a barrier?”
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ME: don’t even talk to me until i’ve had my coffee INTERVIEWER:
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John Garrison Marks @johngmarks.com · 25/09/2026
Seeing this job interview discourse having experienced the academic job market I’m struck by how much iced coffee can’t even compete with questions like “Should anyone in the interview be on a hotel bed?” or “Should you be able to hear dozens of other job interviews during yours?”
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
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Melissa Kutner @melissannbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Justified should be much higher
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Liv Mariah Yarrow (pronounced "leave") @profyarrow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Publication day is great, but PROOFS DAY is sometimes more thrilling. IT IS GOING TO HAPPEN. It feels like the moment we shift from theoretical publication to manifested publication. It's been a hot minute since I've seen my historiographical stuff on the printed page. This chapter is timely.
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Melissa Kutner @melissannbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not sure this can work as a “solution,” however. Taste is often formed through mundane tasks or as a byproduct of them. It also is formed within a community of people circulating ideas and attempts among each other. I think these companies might have a rude awakening.
Performance won't be evaluated by output volume, but instead on quality and novelty.
If there's any doubt about this vision of the future, look no further than the AI companies. Anthropic is hiring highly paid tastemakers, inoculating itself against the very airbrain it's creating. ChatGPT is hiring an Employer Brand Manager, amongst other strategy-defining roles. They are hinting at the future shape of knowledge work and where value will be generated both by employees and their organizations. Look also at the continued trend of trying to combine developer, designer, and product manager into a single builder role. This collapses three jobs into one, expected to execute a taste-defining role, with Al filling the technical gaps.
If we start to see three roles combined into one, what happens to the other two?
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Nils Gilman @nilsgilman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"This vision of the future, in which as much work as possible is outsourced to AI, promises the ability to move faster, iterate more quickly & require less human staff. But nothing in life comes free." As with prior rounds of automation, the price is homogenization: www.noemamag.com/now-entering...
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Now Entering: The Era Of Bleh | NOEMA
Airbrain, AI and the homogenization of knowledge work.
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Dr. Jeroen W.P. Wijnendaele @drdragases.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's great to see tailoring accommodate such extreme movement today. This level of tailoring was a bit more common in the past, as you can see in old films featuring Fred Astaire or Gene Kelly, but many modern suits will lift off the wearer's neck even when they're just walking.
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Melissa Kutner @melissannbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is fascinating
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Andrew McCabe @andrewahala.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Kennedy Centre was a gift from the world 3700 tons of white marble from Italy tapestries by Matisse woven by the ancient des Gobelins factory in France silk stage curtains woven by Japan Orrefors glass lighting and chandeliers from Sweden Not paid for by the US, gifted by us to honour JFK
Orrefors chandeliers in the foyerMatisse tapestry showing birds and fish, blue backgroundInterior view, round Orrefors chandelier, silk red Japanese stage curtainsCarrera marble being mined by Italy to donate in JFK memory
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Melissa Kutner @melissannbee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Can vouch for this strategy
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Hetan Shah @hetanshah.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You asked for a citation, so the AI uploaded the material to the internet so it could cite it! This is how we destroy our information ecosystem openai.com/index/model-...
4. Uploading files to the internet in order to cite them. When a user asked an unreleased model
for the IDs and names of lakes larger than 5,000,000 square meters, the agent found the correct answer using Python.
But since the instructions asked
for a browser citation, the agent decided to upload the file so that it could cite it in its
answer, without asking the user.
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Melissa Kutner @melissannbee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This & replies are great. Only a modern genre, I think. At least, I can’t think of any works of Greco-Roman literature that are “of infrastructure ,“ despite the scale of Roman infrastructure. Am I right, ancient Bluesky-ers? Or am I missing something?
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Le Monde in English @english.lemonde.fr · 17/09/2026
Vast Gallic coin workshop discovered in central France
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Vast Gallic coin workshop discovered in central France
Excavations carried out this summer at the Arverni site of Corent in central France have revealed a building where gold and silver coins may have been minted before the Roman conquest of Gaul.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I want to talk a bit more about this novel, The Rouse by China Mieville, because any review is kind of inadequate. You can more or less review one or two "types" of fiction it is without really even peeling away the surface. 1/?
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Caitlin G. DeAngelis @caitlindeangelis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What would you like to hold for your portrait? Maybe a little bird? Perhaps a cup-and-ball? A wee drum? No. Fetch my sword. (American, 1841, attributed to Henry Inman) www.liveauctioneers.com/item/2399684...
portrait of a young child (maybe 3 years old) in a burgundy dress, drawing a sword longer than its legs
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Hannah Posts @hannahposts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Student: Mrs. Posts, if you have 140 students, how can you possibly grade anything quickly? Me: Oh I don't grade quickly. I cry about it and it takes forever
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De Gruyter Brill Religion, Bible, and Theology @dgb-relbibtheo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In just over 50 pages, @candidamoss.bsky.social challenges modern assumptions about who counted as a slave trader and demonstrates that the entire apparatus of Roman medicine, commerce, and education was complicit in the manufacture and sale of human beings. Link below 👇🔗
Book cover of 'Marcion the Enslaver' by Candida Moss, published in Hans-Lietzmann-Vorlesungen, 2026, De Gruyter.
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Mateusz Fafinski @calthalas.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How do we think about the "Fall" of Rome today? What can we do to frame it in a more productive way? Our new open access article tries to tackle these questions and offer a new view of the scholarly narrative of the end of Rome. www.cambridge.org/core/journal...
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Towards and beyond the ‘Fall’: rethinking Rome’s end | The Journal of Roman Studies | Cambridge Core
Towards and beyond the ‘Fall’: rethinking Rome’s end
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026
Archaeologists Discover More Old Shit That Sucks theonion.com/archaeologists-discove…
Archaeologists Discover More Old Shit That Sucks
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Pleiades gazetteer @pleiades-gazetteer.hcommons.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
The #PleiadesGazetteer is among the data sources cited in a new paper that "analyze[s] monetary circulation across the Roman world": Haddad, Eduardo A., and Inacio Araujo. “Economic Footprints: Mapping Coin Circulation and Economic Networks in Ancient Rome.” Humanities and Social Sciences […]
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If you see nothing else, see this. Wait for it. Few moments hit harder. m.youtube.com/watch?v=U3nf...
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Opening titles of 25th HOUR (2002)
YouTube video by Ambrose Heron
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“.. The market has priced Hormuz for 7 months. It has not priced losing the Red Sea too.” - The Merchant’s News
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Melissa Kutner @melissannbee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
New publication out (open access): "Slavery, School Texts, and Roman Accountants: Gaps and Contexts" in Normative Texts and Occupational Practices Towards New Social Histories of Mathematics, edited by Senthil Babu D. and Roy Wagner. Abstract in following thread link.springer.com/book/10.1007...
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Normative Texts and Occupational Practices
This open access book explores the relations between normative mathematical texts, which encode various forms of measurement, calculation and reasoning
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Melissa Kutner @melissannbee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
New publication out (open access): "Slavery, School Texts, and Roman Accountants: Gaps and Contexts" in Normative Texts and Occupational Practices Towards New Social Histories of Mathematics, edited by Senthil Babu D. and Roy Wagner. Abstract in following thread link.springer.com/book/10.1007...
link.springer.com
Normative Texts and Occupational Practices
This open access book explores the relations between normative mathematical texts, which encode various forms of measurement, calculation and reasoning
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Irene Soto Marín @irenin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My book has a face! 🥹📚 So excited to finally share the cover of The Nile Flows with Gold. Forthcoming, Spring 2027 with Princeton University Press.
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Seth Bernard @profbernard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Publication day: new book on the Roman censorship! Check out my chapter, a global history of water power, censors, and Roman state-formation www.degruyterbrill.com/document/doi...
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Melissa Kutner @melissannbee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Interesting though to juxtapose this with the NYT article yesterday about companies moving to cheap open-source models for a lot of purposes. I wonder if the demand for this kind of very expensive capability really exists.
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Melissa Kutner @melissannbee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Interesting though to juxtapose this with the NYT article yesterday about companies moving to cheap open-source models for a lot of purposes. I wonder if the demand for this kind of very expensive capability really exists.
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Melissa Kutner @melissannbee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Seems plausible that this is at the heart of a lot of the “useless/not useless” parts of the debate around LLMs?
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
me: I just want to drink coffee and look out of my office window cat: no
Felix the polydactyl cat and self appointed union leader of the crew, performing political protest at the poor quality of breakfast service the last few days
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Melissa Kutner @melissannbee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is fun, but the wick should be in the city so that when you light the candle the city burns. The way it is, the ships will melt before they ever reach Ugarit.
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Melissa Kutner @melissannbee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Magic School Bus is really not playing
Allosaurus eating a stegosaurus with lots of blood
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Dr. Jeroen W.P. Wijnendaele @drdragases.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
In this week in the year 476, the insignificant boy-emperor Romulus (nicknamed Augustulus) was deposed by Odoacer, leader of the western Roman field army in Italy. This event has received notoriety as "the fall of the [western] Roman empire". A thread on one of the biggest Bad Ancient History takes.
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Melissa Kutner @melissannbee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I mean, the issue with “Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?” and “If they had rather die, they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population” isn’t lack of LOGIC exactly
will also be image rehab for the Charles Dickens character, too. "In other
adaptations, Scrooge is kind of an asshole, and then the rest of the characters are benevolent, perfect people. And it was really our goal to try to balance that out to say that there's much more of a gray area in the story," West tells EW. "We want to give Scrooge logic and a good argument, so when he is making an argument about something, he's not wrong."
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David Kurtz @davidkurtz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The gig is up in the very first sentence of the Supreme Court's per curiam opinion on the Trump ballroom (emphasis added): "In October 2025, the *federal government* started a project to replace the East Wing of the White House." They've collapsed the legislative branch into the unitary executive.
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Dan Diffendale @diffendale.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
mutatis mutandis, this thread works for a lot of archaeology, too, probably unsurprisingly
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Ben Williamson @benpatrickwill.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
From journal editing experience, LLMs appear to be *undoing* the good research of non-English speaking scholars. You can see signs of a solid study in a manuscript that chat or claude et al - used for "editing only" - have otherwise *wrecked*. I keep suggesting they try again without AI "editing."
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Candida Moss @candidamoss.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My latest for Nat Geo's Stones & Bones is out! On the destruction of the Library of Alexandria. Featuring work and commentary from Roger Bagnall, Alex Schultz, Cat Lambert, and AnneMarie Luijendijck. www.nationalgeographic.com/newsletters/... @unibirmingham.bsky.social
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What Really Destroyed the Library of Alexandria?
History loves a villain, but the culprit was likely something much more mundane.
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