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Spooky M3GAN 😘

@meganw85.bsky.social
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She/her 🌈proud pansexual🏳️‍🌈, french fry addict, lover of: cats, rosé & make-up and yes I'll probably flirt with your girlfriend and steal the respect from your cat. Weird areas of Minnesota represent Sorry if I reskeet too much 😶‍🌫️

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Spooky M3GAN 😘 @meganw85.bsky.social · 4h
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Scary Goodnight Jump Scare
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Erik Vorhes @erikvorhes.bsky.social · 17h
My god
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🐈‍⬛🎃 dani 🐿️🍁 @hidingsomewhere.bsky.social · 17h
$danirockasota V: djamiempls Oops forgot to add to post
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🐈‍⬛🎃 dani 🐿️🍁 @hidingsomewhere.bsky.social · 17h
Phone is overdue again: $166 and some change due. Need my phone to do shipt delivery to try to make up funds since I’m not getting much help towards rent
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Hourly Simpsons @hourlysimpsons.bagpuss.org · 16h
- Mm. Mm. Mm. - I've got Bobo, hot from the dryer.
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S07E17 Homer the Smithers (3F14) 25 February 1996
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Andrew Fear 🎃 @andrewfleer.com · 16h
It's getting to be soup weather, y'all
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🎃Satan’s Little Ravioli 🏳️‍⚧️ @zoealicempls.bsky.social · 16h
Any excuse to repost this image:
a protest sign that says “Rahm Emanuel likes Nickelback”
his publicist told NPR that Rahm, in fact, does not. which is corncob behavior
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 16h
PSA 📽️
HOUSE (1977)
dir: Nobuhiko Obayashi

fluffy white cat sitting in a woman's lap captioned 

only a witch cat can close a door
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Spooky M3GAN 😘 @meganw85.bsky.social · 16h
LOL the "October surprise"
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Spooky M3GAN 😘 @meganw85.bsky.social · 17h
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Guillotine: To the Guillotine!!!
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Muppet GIF of the Day @gifs-of-puppets.bsky.social · 19h
Today's #TheMuppetShow GIF of the Day is...
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 19h
Nickelodeon knows what it did
The intro card for Are You Afraid of the DarkA blurry figure in a blue toned light, some kind of creature in an attic. It has the hint of a smile, and its eyes are hidden in shadow A girl with makeup to make her look like a porcelain dollA terrifying clown doll
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 18h
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acieb.bsky.social @acieb.bsky.social · 18h
How I woke up today...
Child hanging over me in a Pikachu costume
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 18h
a GOP pedophile before it was cool wish the Democrats had hung the fact that the leader of Republican Senate was a monster around the neck of the party instead of instantly forgetting he existed but oh well rest in piss
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Spooky M3GAN 😘 @meganw85.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Art The Clown's Terrifying Goodnight
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 04/10/2026
past me present me 🤝 fuck future me
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Hourly Simpsons @hourlysimpsons.bagpuss.org · 04/10/2026
And- Oh
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S07E01 Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Two) (2F20) 17 September 1995
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Hourly Simpsons @hourlysimpsons.bagpuss.org · 04/10/2026
Yes, Mother.
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S15E03 The President Wore Pearls (EABF20) 16 November 2003
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t think I’m the only person who will appreciate this
Triangular diagram labelled The Introvert
Hierarchy of Needs. 

Top: Self-actualisation - A completely empty house. An arrow pointing to the house says “Nobody needs anything. Nobody is coming home for hours. Phone on silent.” 

The next level is Esteem - Plans getting cancelled. An arrow here says “‘Sorry, we're going to have to rearrange.’ Oh no. That's terrible. I'm devastated.” 

Next level: Belonging - One person you actually like. No group chat. No networking. No "let's go round and introduce ourselves." Just one person you can talk absolute shit with. 

Fourth level: Safety - An escape route. Own car. End seat. Knowing exactly when the event finishes. A believable reason to leave early.

Bottom of pyramid: Physiological needs - Being left the fuck alone for a bit. Food. Water. Sleep. 45 minutes where nobody speaks to you.

Created by Lee Harding, @theintrovertedrecruiter
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Spooky M3GAN 😘 @meganw85.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Love having to uninstall reinstall this app for it to work 😕
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 04/10/2026
Yes. We should have year-round standard time.
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
episode 089
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Spooky M3GAN 😘 @meganw85.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Salem Cat's Evil Laughter
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Spooky M3GAN 😘 @meganw85.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Night 💙💀
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Jack Skellington The Nightmare Before Christmas
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Spooky M3GAN 😘 @meganw85.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Nope. Don't Like That.
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1992, Day by Day @the90sbyday.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Musical guest Sinead O'Connor, after her first performance of her current single, on her second performance, she sings Bob Marley's "War", then produces a picture of Pope John Paul II, rips it to shreads and says "fight the real enemy". The ad break is to DEAD SILENCE.
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Spooky M3GAN 😘 @meganw85.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lol just looked at the calendar
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Mean Girls: It's October 3rd
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is how we judge all music, going forward.
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springfieldians 2: hyperspringfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
thank you to @mgiraldi.bsky.social, who pointed me to the insta acct for the photographer (www.instagram.com/kevinlohmanp...). the story and the other two photos are 24k gold.
kevinlohmanphotography
Santa Cruz, California
Are You Kidding Me?
Can this Great Horned Owl's eyes get any bigger?
I'm excited that my photo "Are You Kidding Me?" was selected as one of just 43 finalists in the Nikon Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards, from more than 10,000 entries representing 112 countries!
The story behind it is just as crazy. I was photographing this seven-week-old owlet when a squirrel suddenly launched from a nearby branch and landed directly on its head, knocking both of them out of the tree.
And believe it or not, a squirrel knocked this same owlet out of the tree THREE TIMES that morning! Fortunately, the owlet was fine and eventually settled down next to its mother.

(photo depicts a squirrel in mid-flight from a tree branch, apparently about to attack an owl who has the most "are you fucking KIDDING me" look in history)second photo showing the squirrel in question making contact with the owl like the lil furry-tailed (if short-sighted) badass he isthird photo showing the squirrel in question making contact with the owl like the lil furry-tailed (if short-sighted) badass he is
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Before you have nothing let to lose you might as well try
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Kendra Alvey @kendragarden.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just biding my time until I’m old enough to be the sassy old porch lady in a horror movie.
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
episode 085
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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Police killed 1,314 people last year.
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Spooky M3GAN 😘 @meganw85.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Its me, I'm the poltergeist
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Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I want this but the setting is a cozy lodge with a big fireplace and lots of blankets and also the only person there is me
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Hourly Simpsons @hourlysimpsons.bagpuss.org · 03/10/2026
...a million sewn together will catch a million fish.
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S08E21 The Old Man and the Lisa (4F17) 20 April 1997
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Spooky M3GAN 😘 @meganw85.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Night 💙💀
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Jack Skellington The Nightmare Before Christmas
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Hourly Simpsons @hourlysimpsons.bagpuss.org · 03/10/2026
Thief.
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S06E07 Bart's Girlfriend (2F04) 6 November 1994
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Spooky M3GAN 😘 @meganw85.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Whatever is happening this season, fuck Ryan Murphy this shit has gone full ridiculousness and fallen off this mortal plane. Put this shit to bed and focus on what got Gaga an award for. *End rant*
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"You have restaurants that are simply saying, ‘Look, I can’t afford to put salsa on the tables anymore.'”
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Hourly Simpsons @hourlysimpsons.bagpuss.org · 02/10/2026
[ Mutters, Gasps ]
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S10E22 They Saved Lisa's Brain (AABF18) 9 May 1999
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randall "tex" boggs @cinatyte.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ryan Murphy Now Going Door-To-Door Trying To Shock People
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just think of all the little horror stories...that go on in other people's lives.
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Celeste Pewter @celestepewter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All. I just looked up from a meeting and saw this. 😳 If I disappear under mysterious circumstances, the doll did it. 😆
Alt text: A close-up of a modern apartment window with dark metal framing and warm wood-toned trim. Behind the glass, a pale human-like doll with long brown hair appears to be peering out from an upper window, creating an eerie, mannequin-like effect.
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CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oct 2nd 1988 - While sleepwalking, #DonnieDarko met a Frank, who told him that the world will end in 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes and 12 seconds. 📽️📅 Donnie Darko (2001)
2 Screenshots from the movie "Donnie Darko" (2001): First, the date "October 2 1988" is displayed in a stylized white font against a black background. Second, a mysterious figure in a dark, eerie setting stands outdoors, wearing a large rabbit costume. The subtitle reads, "28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes and 12 seconds."
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