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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Police killed 1,314 people last year.

Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Can't ride my speed limited e bike so I walked to the library and saw a Lamborghini that's apparently capable of going 9x the city speed limit.

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Can't* ride or lift for 26 more days which sucks because I have places to ride and weights to lift. *shouldn't, according to some nerd

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

if your seatpost clamp has multiple bolts and your STA is like 60 degrees you're gonna have problems (and not just with your knees)

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When people talk about bigger cities merging with weird small ones I think about how my new city (Mahtomedi, pop 8k) has another city (Willernie, pop 500) inside of it. And then inside of Willernie is an island of more Mahtomedi.

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Never underestimate a cat's ability to step exactly on a surgical incision.

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Michelle Tafoya's campaign logo makes me think she's running in Nebraska.

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

All this discourse about Motorhead's Over the Top from the b side of Bomber is excellent.

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Gang, I taught my cat a trick to do when i say her name and ask her if she's cute, but it's not very good.

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I woke up with post vax chills so I let the cats out into the catio at 0330. Big mistake, I had to listen to screaming mice all morning. Also, Bobby got his own and ate it (former stray cat skills) but all four younger cats teamed up and couldn't take down a baby that I rescued and set free.

A large black cat passed out on my lap. He ate a mouse and is full.

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A little extra security at the bike rack out in Stillwater

Paper wasps in the shitty bike rack i had to use

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Hyperscale data centaurs shouldn't be built

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Valkyrie is too orange to figure out why she can't get into the new seniors catio

Valkyrie, a tortico cat, trying her hardest to open a cat door that unlocks to a specific RFID chip.

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Setting my alarm so I can post early and let the bots know that the got dang cheeto can't keep getting away with this

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Brought a cat to the garage gym because she likes to bathe herself in exotic locations

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

If they're gonna leave Isle Royale off their map cutting boards I really don't think they'd notice if we took the real place for safe keeping.

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My eldest is almost done with her steroids. Unlike previous cats she's actually NICER on them.

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Fall is off to such a good start i'm starting to think I won't make it to November without turning on the heat

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Airplanes are terrible for the environment and our health but not for any of the reasons they think.

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I dont like that Fridley borders Minneapolis and Columbia Heights should fix it.

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Forgot I planted this. It's nice to be pleasantly surprised two years later by an 8 ft tall native plant. Probably Large Flowered Gaura, which is a biennial, unless it's a wild volunteer then it could be biennial gaura, which has large flowers.

Large flowered Gaura, a native plants with pretty flowers but otherwise looks like shit

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Catching up on late stage capitalism responsibilities with this one simple trick (four hours of sleep)

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

uh oh, strategic restructuring has created efficiencies again. Get ready to work harder.

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

After digestion all meals are waste. He's a doctor and should know this.

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

the state of my mental health is entirely dependent on if I can hear someone in the cube next to me chewing.

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Cats need a different word for when they're carrying an animal in their mouth than the word they use when it's a toy. I do not need to get out of bed for a teething ring.

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I don't like the localized environmental damage from all these attacks on oil pipelines and tankers. That oil needs to be burned so it can poison the air and hurt all of us.

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Its caturday so here's a caterpillar

Cecropia caterpillar on a gravel road with a black shoe

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Me when someone on another team asks "can you check the logs?" But doesn't give me a time frame or source or destination

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Someone buy my shit www.facebook.com/share/p/1DHL...

facebook.com

Facebook

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

We need Democrats to distance themselves from The Meat Pic. Like a lot of distance. Into a cold shower.

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

anyone ever do 13 hour days where their workweek is fri/sat/sun? Kinda sounds terrible, kinda sounds great.

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Instead of buying a 3 grand phone you can get a nice fast bike and ride away from people that want to contact you and responsibilities

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Donald Trump personally stopped 9/11 and I don't know why we're not talking about it more

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Cats stayed inside after the rain stopped. They're resting up to be annoying as shit all night.

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Anyone else not ready for summer to be over, cant wait for fall, and looking forward to real snowfall?

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Bicep was too big for the regular size blood pressure cuff so they took it on my forearm. I'll take the wins where I can

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Made it about halfway through my back/bis/shoulder workout when I remembered I have a shit ton of oak to split. After a few hours of swinging a splitting maul I realized I probably shouldn't have anything in the gym

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Democrats having to explain the things Hasan Piker says is the same stupid shit as me having to explain to every non cyclist the behavior or someone on a bike. Mfer that's not me. I don't ask all white assholes in glasses to distance themselves from Jeffrey Dahmer for eating people.

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

My buddy (not jokingly, he just didnt pay attention/care about things) when we saw Fellowship in theaters while Harry Potter was showing and HP fans cosplayed it up. "Look at these nerds. Who the fuck is Gary Porter?" Anyway if everyone was like Eric, JK Rowling would be too poor to be evil.

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Horses really do be shitting on the gateway

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Hey if anyone needs to do this, if you put the backs of their hands together with the thumbs down they have less leverage to break out of flex cuffs and you can get them tighter.

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Bil Skirnir @astro-kraken.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Just over 130 plants planted in this stupid fucking humidity. A few more to go and a couple to move, but I'm emotionally done for the season.

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