Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026That Mike Elias was in discussions with *3* separate division rivals, including the Yankees, for the unnecessary trade of the face of the franchise he's supposed to be trying to win with, is beyond inexcusable. He should be fired, and at this point, arrested for fraud 1224
Reposted by Matt's a ghoulLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026CEO: We need to cut costs. Accountant: We paid you $50 million last year. You are being paid $1 million for this meeting. CEO: Who's that in the hallway? Accountant: That's Greg. He is the only thing keeping this company together. We pay him in nickels and Grubhub gift cards. CEO: Fire Greg. 13523108
Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Fire the entire front office, coaching staff, and medical staff yesterday 0121
Reposted by Matt's a ghoulDanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Would ya look at that, it's a buy my books Thursday 087
Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Finally, we're free from the false hope of this stupid shitty season 140
Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The closer to the end of the season it gets without the Orioles being eliminated the more I hate Mike Elias for his cowardice and obsession with prospects over trying to win major league games. Fuck that guy 060
Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Imagining telling myself 6 months ago that all we'd have to root for by game 156 is that we'd eliminated the Blue Jays before we got eliminated from the postseason ourselves.. this year is bullshit 030
Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 23/09/2026lmao did Kevin just say Scherzer struck out a total of 8 his last three starts? because.. damn, he might pass that number before the 5th today against this dumb ass team 031
Reposted by Matt's a ghoulJon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Man, they *really* hate video games over at Microsoft, don't they 151
Reposted by Matt's a ghoulJon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 22/09/2026HBD to Joan Jett, Baltimore Oriole 18634
Reposted by Matt's a ghoulCoyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026September, but I lost my 45 adapter 15768742540
Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I don't think there are many books I'm less interested in reading than a self congratulating book of a clueless sports owner who has accomplished nothing at all as a sports owner and doesn't even have the self awareness to know he hasn't accomplished enough in that position to write a book 030
Reposted by Matt's a ghoulnatty poe @nattyboh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If this is your line on September 19th against a playoff team, you deserve an extension 0396
Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Trey seems like a natural in the booth, if he wants it, he should be brought in as color commentary. 030
Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Whyyy is Leody starting against a lefty in center 000
Reposted by Matt's a ghoulkwisatz haderade (#FreeSkylar) @booksandbows.bsky.social · 19/09/2026biblically accurate recap of the AL for the last month 23915
Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026static.klipy.comBernard Cribbins SalutesAlt: Bernard Cribbins Salutes with a sad expression on his face 090
Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026That should just about do it for the season. What an infuriating summer 010
Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I'm ready for either some fireworks or 3 of the worst ABs you've ever seen 020
Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Man would sure be nice to have Colton Cowser here in this spot in case it goes to extras 030
Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Yelich only hit there because the Brewers don't have Rece Hinds on their roster 040
Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Hey Hinds didn't make that play but at least he also grounded out meekly in his pinch hit appearance 031
Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 19/09/20262026 Orioles, front office, coaches, and players alike:static.klipy.comSimpsons Sideshow BobAlt: Simpsons Sideshow Bob steps on multiple rakes 060
Reposted by Matt's a ghoulmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 17/09/2026you fucking dipshits have accepted your enemy's framing. just say who cares, these people are freaks obsessed with kids' genitals, we're going to address affordability, healthcare, etc 346833
Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 17/09/2026can we just face Mets pitching the rest of the year? 071
Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Jeremiah is the better Jackson, between him and Holliday 060
Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Pete is trying to will this team into the playoffs all by himself. 050
Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 17/09/2026that basically ends Holliday's season, right? 10 day IL with 11 games left in the season? 030
Reposted by Matt's a ghoulNurse Blackie @ladytaco.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This is how ass backwards this administration is. There is bacteria in the soap. 21650172
Reposted by Matt's a ghoulDr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026you gotta be RIGHT next to me to make it look real 0227
Reposted by Matt's a ghoulIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131703349
Reposted by Matt's a ghoulonion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026it’s wild that the heritage foundation wrote in text that the assault on trans woman particularly in sports is their first step in their efforts to completely abolish all Title IX protections and liberals still don’t believe it’s about more than trans women in sports 7375792173
Reposted by Matt's a ghouldr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 11/09/202625 years since 9/11. if you’d told somebody in 1991 that magic johnson would be alive 25 years after 9/11, they’d have asked you what the hell 9/11 is. you could have warned them. why didn’t you warn them 14512
Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Getting a "what to expect on your flight" email from Delta on 9/11... 010
Reposted by Matt's a ghoulJonathan Dresner @jondresner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026There are no good-faith anti-trans arguments and no acceptable compromises on trans lives 12810
Reposted by Matt's a ghoulDan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/09/2026The fact we have an executive class that doesn't know what to do with the Looney Tunes or The Muppets really sums up what a joyless, barren world they inhabit. 776942172
Reposted by Matt's a ghoulAnna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Look, calling JD Pants a gas-powered leaf blower may not give you the quick, visceral thrill of calling him ableist slurs, but it immediately cuts to some of the many things I find objectionable about him: he’s a destructive windbag nobody likes and yet we’re constantly subjected to him 613046
Reposted by Matt's a ghoulStaub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026what a curious day to put these on sale 91110513078
Reposted by Matt's a ghoulJesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Shout out to everyone who said it was just a temporary distraction and not a central organizing principle of modern fascism.advocate.comElon Musk’s PAC makes transgender people its multi-million-dollar midterm targetAmerica PAC is attacking Democrats in four competitive Senate races as the trillionaire prepares to spend at least $100 million helping Republicans. 6040281251
Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 09/09/2026goddammit kevin. yes, those 3 runs were unearned. you instigated the monkey's paw. FAWK 100
Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 09/09/2026man major league hitters are something else. turning around 101 on the inner third. 010