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Matt's a ghoul

@mcloaferpants.bsky.social
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he's just this guy, you know? gamer|musician|O's fan|cat dad|sci-fi enjoyer|leftist|🍉Free Palestine 1/3 of I'm a War. (See pinned post)

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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That Mike Elias was in discussions with *3* separate division rivals, including the Yankees, for the unnecessary trade of the face of the franchise he's supposed to be trying to win with, is beyond inexcusable. He should be fired, and at this point, arrested for fraud
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
CEO: We need to cut costs. Accountant: We paid you $50 million last year. You are being paid $1 million for this meeting. CEO: Who's that in the hallway? Accountant: That's Greg. He is the only thing keeping this company together. We pay him in nickels and Grubhub gift cards. CEO: Fire Greg.
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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fire the entire front office, coaching staff, and medical staff yesterday
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DanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Would ya look at that, it's a buy my books Thursday
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chirping bird @chrpngbrd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
thank you
fuck you fans
MedStar Health
Orioles
MedStar Health
itar Health
zloloo
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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Meme of the athlete getting a medal, celebrating with champagne, and flipping off everyone, only to zoom out and discover they actually finished 9th
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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Finally, we're free from the false hope of this stupid shitty season
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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The closer to the end of the season it gets without the Orioles being eliminated the more I hate Mike Elias for his cowardice and obsession with prospects over trying to win major league games. Fuck that guy
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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Imagining telling myself 6 months ago that all we'd have to root for by game 156 is that we'd eliminated the Blue Jays before we got eliminated from the postseason ourselves.. this year is bullshit
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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lmao did Kevin just say Scherzer struck out a total of 8 his last three starts? because.. damn, he might pass that number before the 5th today against this dumb ass team
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Man, they *really* hate video games over at Microsoft, don't they
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Mere @thatmerecat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good for him, ily Ced
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Jon Phillips @jowiph.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
HBD to Joan Jett, Baltimore Oriole
Black and white photo of Joan Jett decked out in Orioles gear
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't think there are many books I'm less interested in reading than a self congratulating book of a clueless sports owner who has accomplished nothing at all as a sports owner and doesn't even have the self awareness to know he hasn't accomplished enough in that position to write a book
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natty poe @nattyboh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If this is your line on September 19th against a playoff team, you deserve an extension
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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Extend J'-Daniel yesterday
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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
has CES caught Orioleitis?
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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trey seems like a natural in the booth, if he wants it, he should be brought in as color commentary.
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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Whyyy is Leody starting against a lefty in center
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kwisatz haderade (#FreeSkylar) @booksandbows.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
biblically accurate recap of the AL for the last month
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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Bernard Cribbins Salutes
Alt: Bernard Cribbins Salutes with a sad expression on his face
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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That should just about do it for the season. What an infuriating summer
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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm ready for either some fireworks or 3 of the worst ABs you've ever seen
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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Man would sure be nice to have Colton Cowser here in this spot in case it goes to extras
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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yelich only hit there because the Brewers don't have Rece Hinds on their roster
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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hey Hinds didn't make that play but at least he also grounded out meekly in his pinch hit appearance
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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ban the contact play
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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
2026 Orioles, front office, coaches, and players alike:
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Simpsons Sideshow Bob
Alt: Simpsons Sideshow Bob steps on multiple rakes
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 17/09/2026
you fucking dipshits have accepted your enemy's framing. just say who cares, these people are freaks obsessed with kids' genitals, we're going to address affordability, healthcare, etc
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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
can we just face Mets pitching the rest of the year?
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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Jeremiah is the better Jackson, between him and Holliday
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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Pete is trying to will this team into the playoffs all by himself.
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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
that basically ends Holliday's season, right? 10 day IL with 11 games left in the season?
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Nurse Blackie @ladytaco.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is how ass backwards this administration is. There is bacteria in the soap.
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
you gotta be RIGHT next to me to make it look real
Mitch McConnell aka The Driving Crooner making his return, sitting with his hat and cigar details, and it's simply too good
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026
it’s wild that the heritage foundation wrote in text that the assault on trans woman particularly in sports is their first step in their efforts to completely abolish all Title IX protections and liberals still don’t believe it’s about more than trans women in sports
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 11/09/2026
25 years since 9/11. if you’d told somebody in 1991 that magic johnson would be alive 25 years after 9/11, they’d have asked you what the hell 9/11 is. you could have warned them. why didn’t you warn them
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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Getting a "what to expect on your flight" email from Delta on 9/11...
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Jonathan Dresner @jondresner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There are no good-faith anti-trans arguments and no acceptable compromises on trans lives
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/09/2026
The fact we have an executive class that doesn't know what to do with the Looney Tunes or The Muppets really sums up what a joyless, barren world they inhabit.
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Look, calling JD Pants a gas-powered leaf blower may not give you the quick, visceral thrill of calling him ableist slurs, but it immediately cuts to some of the many things I find objectionable about him: he’s a destructive windbag nobody likes and yet we’re constantly subjected to him
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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what a curious day to put these on sale
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Shout out to everyone who said it was just a temporary distraction and not a central organizing principle of modern fascism.
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Elon Musk’s PAC makes transgender people its multi-million-dollar midterm target
America PAC is attacking Democrats in four competitive Senate races as the trillionaire prepares to spend at least $100 million helping Republicans.
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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
goddammit kevin. yes, those 3 runs were unearned. you instigated the monkey's paw. FAWK
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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
man major league hitters are something else. turning around 101 on the inner third.
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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
ah, well, nevertheless
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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
lol doink
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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
KEVIN STOP THAT
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