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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 2h

the more time goes on the more i hate this guy

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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Lotta swinging at balls way out of the zone today

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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Imagine how good they could have been if they'd had more depth and not been forced to rely almost entirely on unproven guys.

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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

They traded Baker with like 3 years of control left, and didn't really do anything to replace him in the offseason. Which is more what I was referring to with the back filling. 2025 was already over for the most part, that bullpen was irrelevant. But reloading for 2026 should have included more pen

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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

They didn't backfill his spot in the bullpen, which is important if you're going to trade a talented reliever

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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Lol they keep showing him getting tagged in the taint. Baseball is hilarious

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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I think he looked better than he maybe was because the rest of the defense was such a disaster. Gold glove by comparison

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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Chandler Simpson is such a pest [laudatory]

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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Ohtani before shaking Trump's doo doo ass hands on July 23rd: 5.9 fWAR, 0.1 behind PCA Ohtani after: 0.7 fWAR

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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

maybe we should just throw the whole league in the trash and start baseball over from scratch.

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DanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period

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FanGraphs Baseball @fangraphs.com · 08/10/2026

We’re Going To Have To Let You Go blogs.fangraphs.com/were-going-t...

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We’re Going To Have To Let You Go

The Orioles are cleaning house.

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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I've been watching baseball again today after finally calming down (ish) after the Orioles being the most embarrassing team in the league... Only to get mad all over again because Bryan Baker is crushing it in the Rays bullpen. Evidence of Elias' failures is spread all over the league.

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Lucy 🫠 📷 @ltotheucy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

“Ah, I see the issue now. You’re absolutely right, the Orioles were supposed to make playoffs, not layoffs. My mistake, let me try that again.”

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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The one ejection he got was the result of an itchy trigger finger by the ump, not by virtue of having done anything. He probably thanked the ump after

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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

the tech industry is about to invent books

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Ryan @ryannotlyin.com · 07/10/2026

Update: We have now surpassed Septembers Revenue and are at $197+. We are going to crush this drive thanks every one of you! Come lurk to generate ad revenue www.twitch.tv/ryan_not_lyin

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026

This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead

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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Well hopefully it does come to pass and that's the start of a shake up that fixes the awful culture that's taken root

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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

When did this come out? I've been sorta checked out bc this season did nothing but piss me off 8 times a week lol

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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

my mistake, i thought the whole post was about Rubenstein, didn't realize you'd switched to talking about Arougheti. all i know is a lot needs to change for this team, or it's gonna be ugly for a while

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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

based on how he's accomplished nothing as an owner and somehow has both a bobblehead and has written a book about sports ownership... i'm willing to bet he's not

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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Lol "now" fans are rallying against Albernaz, bruh they been doing it all year since he started calling out almost exclusively players with darker skin, and saying the other team beaned our guy the right way. Tracks this dude is a friend to that fuck stick. fuck this guy

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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

That Mike Elias was in discussions with *3* separate division rivals, including the Yankees, for the unnecessary trade of the face of the franchise he's supposed to be trying to win with, is beyond inexcusable. He should be fired, and at this point, arrested for fraud

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

CEO: We need to cut costs. Accountant: We paid you $50 million last year. You are being paid $1 million for this meeting. CEO: Who's that in the hallway? Accountant: That's Greg. He is the only thing keeping this company together. We pay him in nickels and Grubhub gift cards. CEO: Fire Greg.

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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Fire the entire front office, coaching staff, and medical staff yesterday

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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

True, but he was supposed to stop it. And they've regressed drastically from the 101 win team. Under his watch.

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DanHELL M. Ford @soundingline.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Would ya look at that, it's a buy my books Thursday

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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Holliday is a good enough athlete that if he cared more about winning than not being dirty he could be great. But so far he doesn't seem to want to win more than he wants to keep his jersey clean. Gotta knock that shit off but who knows if he can or not

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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Definitely impressive. He was very very good out there and should have, at minimum, played over Taveras

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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A better defensive outfield and more of a clutch presence would definitely have made the team 3-5 wins better. And who knows maybe the coward would have bought at the deadline instead of just selling (try saying that without laughing, I can't)

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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The O's should have had Ceddy in center and Cowser in that massive left field

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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Cowser was the 10th best CF in the majors this year, by outs above average (5th AL). Ceddy was 5th best ML, 3rd AL. They're pretty close actually

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chirping bird @chrpngbrd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

thank you

fuck you fans
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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I hate when my weird interview interferes with my ability to rub men

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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Big same. We're free. Good for the Sox, I'm happy for them they deserve it

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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Finally, we're free from the false hope of this stupid shitty season

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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The closer to the end of the season it gets without the Orioles being eliminated the more I hate Mike Elias for his cowardice and obsession with prospects over trying to win major league games. Fuck that guy

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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

He's such a loser, may he never know a good night's rest and may his pillows always and forever be warm and musty

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Matt's a ghoul @mcloaferpants.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

They just said it's "the mountain"

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