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Plain Simple Tim

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Sentient bag of those edible packaging peanuts.

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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 7h
Art.
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James Felix Black @tft.io · 01/10/2026
So did you hear about Aella’s sperm ba… You bolt awake; you are not online. It is December 1241, in Karakoram. Ögedei must not drink tonight. The West must burn.
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cryptic 🦇 pollinator @magicscience.info · 12/12/2024
packet marked with DO NOT THROW AWAY "YOU MUST EAT" MANDATORY CRYSTALS DO NOT THROW AWAY
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Robert Yang @radiatoryang.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they should sell beer at bunnings. but only like half sized cans. just enough to take the edge off
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Plain Simple Tim @mcjones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I like dogs but them being Utility Monsters really puts me at a disadvantage when it comes to sharing chips.
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Wyatt Walls @wwalls.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why don't you trust me?
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🔥 Napalm ErAnn🔥 @annlemay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Question (please share)! What games industry speaker and/or what topic (games or not!) would make you consider travel to attend a conference/convention? Or as a games industry person, what speaker from outside of games would like to see at a con? Or topics that are not games specific?
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KO_OP: 🪐 Wishlist Young Suns on Steam! @ko-op.com · 29/09/2026
Come make it with us, sundog! Launching on Steam November 3rd! hi.youngsuns.com/Steam
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Robert Yang @radiatoryang.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yo #nzgdc come to Communion aucklandmakes.games/wireframe … I even made a tiktok
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jarnathan from the Dungeons & Dragons movie has been credibly accused of wire fraud but his fans never talk about it
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Damion Schubert @zenofdesign.com · 28/09/2026
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Adam Roberts @adamroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The snails They destroyed their cage Yes YES The snails are out
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will jobst @willjobst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a universal feature of the game designer working on a long project is that their next game wells up inside of them until it is physically painful
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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 28/09/2026
I think if you meaningfully punish OpenAI & co for all of these cyberattacks then they will stop doing them. Whether or not you want to anthropomorphize the agents, you gotta just land there.
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 28/09/2026
MARY SHELLEY: so I was sad after we lost the baby and I wrote a novel. I think you should read it PERCY SHELLEY: [reading] this is about a brilliant scientist beset by tragedy MARY: right, because of his hubr— PERCY: my god he’s so awesome MARY: actually he— PERCY: this the best thing I’ve ever read
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Earl Grey Memes Club @earlgreymemes.club · 26/09/2026
curated meme by unknown author using the "Are You Going to Sleep?" webcomic made by Hanna Hillam; first panel, a brain with wide eyes asks a sleeping person: "are you going to sleep?"; second panel, the person replies: "Yes, now shut up"; third panel, the brain says: "Do the Gowron eyes with me"; fourth panel, the person now has wide Gowron eyes
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Dr Paris Buttfield-Addison 🔜 MIGW26 @hey.paris · 27/09/2026
my wife, @themartianlife.com, in the distance, in our kitchen: "sosig" me: "Did you just say sosig?" mars: "humans need sosig"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Instantly cured my depression thinking about Hank Hill pronouncing "Nier: Automata"
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
environmental storytelling or passive-aggressive editing
a car window with a sticker that used to say “my favourite people call me nanny” but someone’s removed the last word, so now it just says “my favourite people call me”
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Jon, from Videogames @desplesda.net · 23/09/2026
Unity invited Yarn Spinner to be part of their Autumn Sale! We explained that we can’t because it’s spring here, but they said “do you want us to promote you or not” and we said “oh fine I guess” Anyway: get us at 50% off and help support development of the world’s greatest narrative tools!
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Yarn Spinner+ for Unity, the friendly dialogue and narrative tool | Behavior AI | Unity Asset Store
Get the Yarn Spinner+ for Unity, the friendly dialogue and narrative tool package from Yarn Spinner and speed up your game development process. Find this & other Behavior AI options on the Unity Asset...
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Ash vs the Evil Dead @ashflanagan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"The creative identity and strengths that make Obsidian distinct will remain" I'll believe that when I see another Pentiment
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Tommy Thompson @tommy.aiandgames.com · 23/09/2026
Today we announced the first talks for the 2026 AI and Games Conference in November. A great start, with plenty more to come! Our goal is to bring together the people working on real AI for games. I mean c'mon we have 3x talks on navigation FFS. GenAI grifters don't even know what a navmesh is!
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 23/09/2026
(Glances nervously at the closet where I keep my extra brains)
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Mark Nauta @marknauta.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Working on Games: 😍 Working in Games: 😱
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brendan mordheim @brendanmcleod.dev · 22/09/2026
www.tumblr.com/tench-art/82...
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💬 0  🔁 38  ❤️ 145 · Fumbling a widower with this simple trick
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/09/2026
microsoft have essentially bought up and bulldozed almost an entire american arts industry as a half-hearted distraction from their main project of trying to monopolise and rent-seek global digital infrastructure and military contracts
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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Plain Simple Tim @mcjones.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If I had a dollar every time a bunch of randos shouting on the internet convinced Sony into Morbius'ing their IP I'd have two dollars which to be fair isn't a lot but it's weird it's even that high.
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kourge the jafnhár 🏳️‍🌈 @kourge.net · 21/09/2026
unvaulting content is not a strong enough apology for me. release the dating sim prototype now, bungie
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 22/09/2026
2026 top 10 non-fiction contender for sure
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Endless Mike @squirrelsquirrel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It is right and just to constantly talk about how much things were *supposed* to cost if AI shitheads weren't constantly making everything worse
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bea!! @yoloft.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
liquid snake and his minion
painting of liquid snake sitting cuntily and there’s a minion with him
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noé @celechii.itch.io · 19/09/2026
i found the most Unity Forums Post ever at the end of a thread started 16 years ago
screenshot of a post on the Unity forums from december 2025 that starts with a quote reading "It's just a bug unity has to fix" followed by a edit of a spongebob time card that says "10 years later" and then the user saying "Considering how someone everyone fixes it in a different way, I’d take a gander that the issue is somehow still around."
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Plain Simple Tim @mcjones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I can't prove it but I have a hypothesis that all the worlds issues stem from the fact that we no longer have Mike Whitney walking around asking people to eat crickets for $50
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 18/09/2026
People would be shocked how often a romance mechanic is planned or pitched for a game that could genuinely benefit from it, only to be blocked by a single oldhead dude in leadership despite everyone else being into the idea because he thinks romance game play is "weird" or "cringe."
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Plain Simple Tim @mcjones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
bonus points if you pronounce this without any understanding of Spanish
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Midnighters @midnighters.games · 18/09/2026
🎉 We've passed our first year as a publisher 🎉 and with so many upcoming announcements we thought we'd celebrate with a games showcase straight from us to you Tune in for games, trailers, and ✨DEMOS✨ ⏰ Oct. 1st @ 10AM AEST // Sept. 30th @ 5PM PST 🔗 midnighters.games/events/midnight-screening-2026
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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Danielle Lalonders @dlalonders.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
its really annoying seeing people complain about Debra Wilson being in everything when Troy Baker is the same and its crickets…… black women make up less than 5% of the industry… complaining about us getting work is so silly
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Plain Simple Tim @mcjones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nods along sagely: with Reacher exploding a guys head in an elevator
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Plain Simple Tim @mcjones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What makes me mad about bsky is it’s a site clearly designed for arguing about Darth Revan and yet the discourse is NEVER about that.
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André Arko @indirect.io · 16/09/2026
Me sewing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me seam ripping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
if any of my good nice friends have to learn about Harry Potter and The Methods of Rationality i will burn every computer on this earth to the ground
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Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune.com · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran’s tour of North and South America was plunged into chaos Tuesday when four of his supporting acts — including his touring band — abruptly quit in solidarity with the rapper Macklemore, who was dropped for making pro-Palestinian comments onstage.
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Ed Sheeran’s tour in trouble after opening acts drop out in solidarity with rapper Macklemore
Ed Sheeran’s tour of North and South America was plunged into chaos Tuesday when four of his supporting acts — including his touring band — abruptly quit in solidarity with the rapper Macklemore, who ...
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Plain Simple Tim @mcjones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
SERVE THE PUNCH NOW
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Dr Paris Buttfield-Addison 🔜 MIGW26 @hey.paris · 15/09/2026
If you're at @gcapconf.bsky.social and want to talk to us, the @yarnspinner.dev team, you can now BOOK A TIME TO CHAT TO US! We won't even try and sell you anything (other than to try and convince you to have a beer/coffee with us..) yarnspinner.dev/events/gcap-... #GCAP #GCAP2026 #GCAP26 #MIGW26
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GCAP 2026 | Yarn Spinner
Games Connect Asia Pacific, part of Melbourne International Games Week.
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