Hmm I would say it’s a sauce, but I can see the argument that it’s an uh additive like pepper. I still think it’s a sauce though.
Plain Simple Tim
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Sentient bag of those edible packaging peanuts.
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![Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.
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Hartford HealthCare,
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