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Jazzy 💀

@mcjazzhands.bsky.social
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He/him. Freelance game writer, airport security gremlin wanting to be a game dev. Dog father, periodic streamer. Writing samples - ciaranhpersch.com

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Nesyks @nesyks.bsky.social · 12h
Seeing a lot of games doing raid style bosses. Half mil+ HP time sinks. Know what I'd rather have in a boss fight? Purpose, like in MegaMan Legends. Big area fight. Don't let it destroy the city and you get a bonus, OR you can pay to fix what it does. #MegaMan #MegaManLegends #VideoGames #GameDev
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 12h
Hell Yeah Alucard
a screenshot from symphony of the night with alucard backdashing after picking up an item that says "resist ice".
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Jazzy 💀 @mcjazzhands.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Watching more of the AGDQ 2026 playlist and I've really gotta thank @satanherself.bsky.social for introducing me to Jazzpunk. I'm not very far in, but I've gotten some very hearty laughs out of the game so far. Good stuff!
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Jazzy 💀 @mcjazzhands.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Been doubting myself a lot lately, but I think I'm finally climbing out of that pit and willing to just try things. Learning to say "the hell with it" has done wonders for me.
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Turfster @turfster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"It has no place in my world" So say we all.
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NateMing on Elm Street @nateming.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what in the
Prime Video screenshot showing Reacher s4e7, "Vote for Sampson," directed by Sam Hill
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DigiDoggi @digidoggi.tv · 15/09/2026
So go on. Hop into your Fortnite Cybertruck. Buy your stupid Harry Potter skins. Rationalize why the genAI usage that caused people to lose their jobs isn't a deal breaker for you. Play your little brandslop game. But don't act shocked when people drop you for choosing entertainment over integrity.
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Jazzy 💀 @mcjazzhands.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Storm rolled through last night and blew the chimney cap right onto my rear windshield. I don't go out of ny way to make the reference, but sometimes you gotta just say "Oh! My car."
A pretty gnarly crack in Jazzy's rear windshield from a chimney cap's impact.A scene from one of Final Fight's bonus stages. A car is absolutely destroyed in the middle, with Haggar standing off to the right. A pipe is on the ground next to him. The car's owner is on the left, on his knees and in pain. He's saying "Oh! My car."
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Jazzy 💀 @mcjazzhands.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
May have become so obsessed with Fargo that I'm trying to think of a character so I can borrow the name "Grimsrud" for them.
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Fargo - Man in Car Smoking
Alt: Fargo - Man in Car Smoking
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Mary Kenney @marykgames.com · 26/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/aime...
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Emmy @emmfoolery.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hi! I just launched a new three month DOS jam! Don't have enough free time to contribute to a standard game jam? This one's E X T E N D E D. Please feel free to join in, even (especially!) if you have no experience! It's a very casual vibe, and there are even a few assets to help start you off!
itch.io
MS-TRES
A game jam from 2026-08-31 to 2026-12-01 hosted by Emmfoolery. It's time for another three month DOS jam! This is a casual, lighthearted jam, to encourage skill-building, community links, and the crea...
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Orrin Grey @orringrey.com · 24/08/2026
The stores have started putting out their Halloween stuff, so you know what that means...
A scene from a news broadcast of a mustachioed guy dressed as Dracula. It says: "=COMING UP=
GOBLIN TIME"
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Jazzy 💀 @mcjazzhands.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I want to cultivate media literacy so that I can read things deeper than the surface. It's hard, man. Like I feel as if I don't know where to start, even with some of my favorite films.
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 20/08/2026
i love being trans so fucking much and this country is getting ripped to pieces trying to take that away from me and they are failing to understand that it will never work. bye bye u cringe ass losers lmao.
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the kiracken🏳️‍⚧️ @kiraculous.net · 19/08/2026
the real danger of this thought is that now in my head he is octor doctopus now and forever.
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Lizzy (attack regardless of target) @icecreamjones.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
literally the funniest jonah panels in history especially given the present trend
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lorem ipsum 🇧🇷🇺🇸 @whiskeynachos.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Incredibly relatable. Everyone has that one guy who just fucken pisses you off and you know it's because of your own damage and not anything wrong with him. Hell for half of you it's Billy Pencils.
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The platypus should be sleeping, but instead he is watching tutorials on how to fall asleep fast... it is 4 AM.
A painting of a sad platypus in a comfortable bed with a warm blanket, using his cell phone.
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Jazzy 💀 @mcjazzhands.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Going back to Pokemon Blue, and I kinda want to make perlers of the original sprites with their standard colors. Pidgey's gonna look so weird.
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Corndog @corndog.ninja · 14/08/2026
Some parts of this game may be considered
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 12/08/2026
God, imagine having no scruples like this. Imagine thinking fucking over your user base with predatory features is so okay you can say that out loud on stream as part of your job. What a vacuous, horrible person working for a company that openly wants to harm their users against their will.
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Colosseum @colosseum.live · 12/08/2026
If you haven't seen, our schedule for Power Up Colosseum is LIVE at colosseum.live/schedule - head there to check out what we have in store for you this weekend! ⭐️
colosseum.live
Schedule | Colosseum
Full schedule for Colosseum events.
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TQ 🌿 @witchytq.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
they know we don't want it. they do not care.
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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Nate @mnatesota.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Come for the impossible Robin Hood-level shot. Stay for the guy blasting himself in the junk with a confetti cannon.
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Jazzy 💀 @mcjazzhands.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Is it a neurodivergent thing to write about doing something, only to comlletely forget about it or set it aside afterward? That would explain a great many things...
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
Carl from the television show Aqua Teen Huner Force yelling
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authorblues @authorblu.es · 06/08/2026
It's hard for students. I'm considering letting mine know this semester about the fact that every Flock camera has about 2-3 lbs of copper and about 1-2 grams of gold, and that you can visit deflock.org to find Flock cameras near you and that pawn shops will give you ~$130 USD per gram right now
deflock.org
DeFlock
Find license plate readers (LPRs) near you.
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Jazzy 💀 @mcjazzhands.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
One thing I really miss about the days before AI was forced on us: people had to come up with complete nonsense on their own. There was craftsmanship in the conspiracy theories.
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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Harrison Ford, the actor behind loveable scoundrels Han Solo and Indiana Jones, started his career as an on-set carpenter. That makes him a roguelike deckbuilder.
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Kain Klarden @klarden.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
So, @punchystream.bsky.social managed to discover a very funky glitch in Silent Hill 2 yesterday
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 30/07/2026
In response to the unprecedented number of game developers laid off this year, we have created a bundle on itch to benefit a Game Industry Hardship Fund, managed by @videogameworkers.bsky.social. More than 100 games for 10+ bucks! Please share widely and donate generously! itch.io/b/3802/game-...
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Mr. Hallenbeck @mrhallenbeck.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
as someone who has talked horror for YEARS with my friend @pabastien.bsky.social, who is directing this... [𝘴𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘰 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦]: 𝘠𝘌𝘚... 𝘏𝘈 𝘏𝘈 𝘏𝘈... 𝘠𝘌𝘚!
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Jazzy 💀 @mcjazzhands.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I think OG Final Fantasy VII is becoming my Skyrim. I've played so many ports of it at this point that I'm starting to recognize little quirks in each of them. Now I need a Japanese PS1 copy for comparison I guess.
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Hidakka @hidakka.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
x.com/Throndronis/...
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doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Yeah. Been a while since I got to announce a game. If you're a publisher who wants to make a bunch of money on a revolutionary horror game, you should reach out.
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Julia Lundman 🩵🧚🦄🧌 @paintkatt.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
open.substack.com/pub/amidamid...
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Pixar's Layoffs Came Days After Receiving a $26 Million Tax Credit. So I Wrote California Officials.
State tax incentives should create and retain jobs for Californians, not subsidize corporate layoffs.
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 24/07/2026
people always told me growing up that "this will pass" and it's true. a thing will happen and it'll seem like it's how your whole life is and it goes on forever, but... it passes. nothing lasts forever, and that's sometimes a good thing. but that I think a lot of people misunderstand how this works
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Kaptajnen @kaptajnen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Not even 24 hours after later, and out of nowhere, the universe send us a #PepsiMan #Recomp Or rather, a dev named "Kareem Olim" Who has single-handedly recompiled this gem and made it playable directly in your browser pepsiman.ol.mr No A.I was used here. #retrogaming #decomp #PS1 #decomp #gaming
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rowan finn 🐚 @bigoldeels.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
20% off my shop the rest of the month bc I need it ko-fi.com/bigoldeels/l...
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Itenzeal @itenzeal.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
🚪🛶🔴 🌊💃🌉 💜😀🪟 🪑🐱🪷
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Jazzy 💀 @mcjazzhands.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Tomorrow's my last session with my therapist before they move out of state, so I spent a couple of hours making them a perler piece. Unfortunately, the beads shifted when I was taping it, so I had to pry them off and redo it. It's done though, pictures to follow...potentially.
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🍊 tsu @tsurudraws.art · 19/07/2026
had this pulled up for my freelancing guide how topical indeed
A screenshot of a tumblr post.

From user radiqueer:
Human relationships are not transactional but they are reciprocal, which I think many of you with your ‘i don’t owe anyone anything’ shtick are too happy to forget.

From user aromanticduck:
Transactional: everything has to be exactly 50/50 all the time, pay me back for the £5 sandwich or buy me something worth exactly £5, I refuse to make an effort for you if there’s nothing in it for me

Reciprocal: you were there for me when I needed help, and I’m going to do the same for you, it doesn’t matter if one of us needs more or is capable of less, because the point is not equivalent exchange but mutual care
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Jazzy 💀 @mcjazzhands.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Man, I really slept on Furi, huh? I'm digging the gameplay and soundtrack so much.
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Jazzy 💀 @mcjazzhands.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The hardest part about trying to do a certain kind of art every day is just...having the ideas. Like I can say to myself "I'll draw a little bit every day," but sometimes you're just tapped for ideas on what to draw, you know?
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Emily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.
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Kate Gray @hownottodraw.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I wrote an extremely relatable game dev quest in Hello Kitty Island Adventure
cinnamoroll says “well… I was thinking: what if I made a mail delivery game! but i’ve never made a game before…”

the player can reply:
- we can learn together
- I hear it’s real chill
- it can’t be THAT hard to make a video game, right?Badtz maru says “you need a VR option, too. and FMV cutscenes. with an fps pvp side quest.”

the player can reply:
- huh
- are those words
- and npc mtx dps!badtz says “and you’ll need ultra widescreen support and character customisation and split screen”he continues, “also last night I watched a movie about robots and now I think the game should be about robots”
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Jazzy 💀 @mcjazzhands.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I think I'm gonna try and learn a new speedrun. The GDQ bug is real and it's kinds great to see an old favorite in a new light.
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Streamers Without Borders @msfusastreaming.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hey friends. Remember that time we went to Minneapolis for SGDQ and raised like $2.4 million for @doctorswithoutborders.org? That was pretty cool. We miss you. We'd wait for Bobby. 😂 youtu.be/nSwZoogO4Zs?...
youtu.be
Preshow - Summer Games Done Quick 2026
YouTube video by Games Done Quick
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