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Jazzy 💀

@mcjazzhands.bsky.social
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He/him. Freelance game writer, airport security gremlin wanting to be a game dev. Dog father, periodic streamer. Writing samples - ciaranhpersch.com

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Nesyks @nesyks.bsky.social · 13h
Seeing a lot of games doing raid style bosses. Half mil+ HP time sinks. Know what I'd rather have in a boss fight? Purpose, like in MegaMan Legends. Big area fight. Don't let it destroy the city and you get a bonus, OR you can pay to fix what it does. #MegaMan #MegaManLegends #VideoGames #GameDev
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 13h
Hell Yeah Alucard
a screenshot from symphony of the night with alucard backdashing after picking up an item that says "resist ice".
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Jazzy 💀 @mcjazzhands.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Watching more of the AGDQ 2026 playlist and I've really gotta thank @satanherself.bsky.social for introducing me to Jazzpunk. I'm not very far in, but I've gotten some very hearty laughs out of the game so far. Good stuff!
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Jazzy 💀 @mcjazzhands.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Been doubting myself a lot lately, but I think I'm finally climbing out of that pit and willing to just try things. Learning to say "the hell with it" has done wonders for me.
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Turfster @turfster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"It has no place in my world" So say we all.
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Jazzy 💀 @mcjazzhands.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's always a good day when I log on and see a Flork post.
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NateMing on Elm Street @nateming.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what in the
Prime Video screenshot showing Reacher s4e7, "Vote for Sampson," directed by Sam Hill
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DigiDoggi @digidoggi.tv · 15/09/2026
So go on. Hop into your Fortnite Cybertruck. Buy your stupid Harry Potter skins. Rationalize why the genAI usage that caused people to lose their jobs isn't a deal breaker for you. Play your little brandslop game. But don't act shocked when people drop you for choosing entertainment over integrity.
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Jazzy 💀 @mcjazzhands.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Storm rolled through last night and blew the chimney cap right onto my rear windshield. I don't go out of ny way to make the reference, but sometimes you gotta just say "Oh! My car."
A pretty gnarly crack in Jazzy's rear windshield from a chimney cap's impact.A scene from one of Final Fight's bonus stages. A car is absolutely destroyed in the middle, with Haggar standing off to the right. A pipe is on the ground next to him. The car's owner is on the left, on his knees and in pain. He's saying "Oh! My car."
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Jazzy 💀 @mcjazzhands.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
May have become so obsessed with Fargo that I'm trying to think of a character so I can borrow the name "Grimsrud" for them.
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Fargo - Man in Car Smoking
Alt: Fargo - Man in Car Smoking
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Jazzy 💀 @mcjazzhands.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I keep forgetting this picture is a thing until you go on a trip. Be safe, take care of yourself, and know we'll be cheering you on all the way.
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Jazzy 💀 @mcjazzhands.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Dear all" is such a weird way to open a letter like this. It's inclusive, yes, but it feels so alienating. Like at least try to ask how we type with boxing gloves for hands or something.
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Jazzy 💀 @mcjazzhands.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Heck yeah! Have a good time!
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Mary Kenney @marykgames.com · 26/08/2026
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Emmy @emmfoolery.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hi! I just launched a new three month DOS jam! Don't have enough free time to contribute to a standard game jam? This one's E X T E N D E D. Please feel free to join in, even (especially!) if you have no experience! It's a very casual vibe, and there are even a few assets to help start you off!
itch.io
MS-TRES
A game jam from 2026-08-31 to 2026-12-01 hosted by Emmfoolery. It's time for another three month DOS jam! This is a casual, lighthearted jam, to encourage skill-building, community links, and the crea...
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Orrin Grey @orringrey.com · 24/08/2026
The stores have started putting out their Halloween stuff, so you know what that means...
A scene from a news broadcast of a mustachioed guy dressed as Dracula. It says: "=COMING UP=
GOBLIN TIME"
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Jazzy 💀 @mcjazzhands.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I want to cultivate media literacy so that I can read things deeper than the surface. It's hard, man. Like I feel as if I don't know where to start, even with some of my favorite films.
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 20/08/2026
i love being trans so fucking much and this country is getting ripped to pieces trying to take that away from me and they are failing to understand that it will never work. bye bye u cringe ass losers lmao.
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the kiracken🏳️‍⚧️ @kiraculous.net · 19/08/2026
the real danger of this thought is that now in my head he is octor doctopus now and forever.
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Lizzy (attack regardless of target) @icecreamjones.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
literally the funniest jonah panels in history especially given the present trend
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lorem ipsum 🇧🇷🇺🇸 @whiskeynachos.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Incredibly relatable. Everyone has that one guy who just fucken pisses you off and you know it's because of your own damage and not anything wrong with him. Hell for half of you it's Billy Pencils.
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The platypus should be sleeping, but instead he is watching tutorials on how to fall asleep fast... it is 4 AM.
A painting of a sad platypus in a comfortable bed with a warm blanket, using his cell phone.
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Jazzy 💀 @mcjazzhands.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Yes. I've been meaning to write you a letter to say hello for a while, I should get back to that.
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Jazzy 💀 @mcjazzhands.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Going back to Pokemon Blue, and I kinda want to make perlers of the original sprites with their standard colors. Pidgey's gonna look so weird.
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Corndog @corndog.ninja · 14/08/2026
Some parts of this game may be considered
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Chris Franklin @errant-signal.com · 12/08/2026
God, imagine having no scruples like this. Imagine thinking fucking over your user base with predatory features is so okay you can say that out loud on stream as part of your job. What a vacuous, horrible person working for a company that openly wants to harm their users against their will.
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Colosseum @colosseum.live · 12/08/2026
If you haven't seen, our schedule for Power Up Colosseum is LIVE at colosseum.live/schedule - head there to check out what we have in store for you this weekend! ⭐️
colosseum.live
Schedule | Colosseum
Full schedule for Colosseum events.
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TQ 🌿 @witchytq.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
they know we don't want it. they do not care.
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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Nate @mnatesota.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Come for the impossible Robin Hood-level shot. Stay for the guy blasting himself in the junk with a confetti cannon.
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Jazzy 💀 @mcjazzhands.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Ooh that's a tough one. Probably Jabu-Jabu's Belly, or Spirit Temple...or maybe Eastern Palace.
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Jazzy 💀 @mcjazzhands.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Forcing us? Punchy, mate, this kind of thing is my bread and butter.
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Jazzy 💀 @mcjazzhands.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
That's a face that deserves some gentle scritches. Maybe a tiny snoot boop.
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Jazzy 💀 @mcjazzhands.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Is it a neurodivergent thing to write about doing something, only to comlletely forget about it or set it aside afterward? That would explain a great many things...
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
Carl from the television show Aqua Teen Huner Force yelling
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authorblues @authorblu.es · 06/08/2026
It's hard for students. I'm considering letting mine know this semester about the fact that every Flock camera has about 2-3 lbs of copper and about 1-2 grams of gold, and that you can visit deflock.org to find Flock cameras near you and that pawn shops will give you ~$130 USD per gram right now
deflock.org
DeFlock
Find license plate readers (LPRs) near you.
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Jazzy 💀 @mcjazzhands.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
One thing I really miss about the days before AI was forced on us: people had to come up with complete nonsense on their own. There was craftsmanship in the conspiracy theories.
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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Harrison Ford, the actor behind loveable scoundrels Han Solo and Indiana Jones, started his career as an on-set carpenter. That makes him a roguelike deckbuilder.
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Jazzy 💀 @mcjazzhands.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I'm crying and giggling at the same time. Amazing.
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Kain Klarden @klarden.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
So, @punchystream.bsky.social managed to discover a very funky glitch in Silent Hill 2 yesterday
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Jazzy 💀 @mcjazzhands.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I don't know what I can really say here, but if it's made you feel better about yourself for any length of time then it definitely wasn't pointless.
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Jazzy 💀 @mcjazzhands.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I'd get the skelly friend on the train a nice cup of tea or a bowl of soup. Poor thing looks like they need company.
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 30/07/2026
In response to the unprecedented number of game developers laid off this year, we have created a bundle on itch to benefit a Game Industry Hardship Fund, managed by @videogameworkers.bsky.social. More than 100 games for 10+ bucks! Please share widely and donate generously! itch.io/b/3802/game-...
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Mr. Hallenbeck @mrhallenbeck.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
as someone who has talked horror for YEARS with my friend @pabastien.bsky.social, who is directing this... [𝘴𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘰 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦]: 𝘠𝘌𝘚... 𝘏𝘈 𝘏𝘈 𝘏𝘈... 𝘠𝘌𝘚!
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Jazzy 💀 @mcjazzhands.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I think OG Final Fantasy VII is becoming my Skyrim. I've played so many ports of it at this point that I'm starting to recognize little quirks in each of them. Now I need a Japanese PS1 copy for comparison I guess.
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Jazzy 💀 @mcjazzhands.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Well dang, today I learned a lot about a dude I don't think I'd ever heard of before now. Kinda glad I got an N64 all those years ago, for many reasons.
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Hidakka @hidakka.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
x.com/Throndronis/...
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doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Yeah. Been a while since I got to announce a game. If you're a publisher who wants to make a bunch of money on a revolutionary horror game, you should reach out.
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Jazzy 💀 @mcjazzhands.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Teach me your ways, I am but a vessel for your wisdom.
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