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Mazza

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What's all this carry on? Guillotine enthusiast.

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
interviewer: how are your listening skills? me: absolutely
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 15/05/2026
My dog when someone says the word “treat.”
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Mazza @mazzarino.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Re the supreme court ruling: why it took this long to tell us??
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Mazza @mazzarino.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Well, Small Prophets is quite wonderful telly. Had a good laugh and a good cry. Really needed that.
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Mazza @mazzarino.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Can't explain it but the noise my washing machine makes when it's done is passive aggressive af
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Mazza @mazzarino.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Got banned from Reddit for saying I would support the decapitation of Musk, Zuckerberg and Bezos because it's a threat of violence and I think that's totally unfair like surely this is a normal position to hold and I'm not going to actually do it am I they have security and what not
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
OUT: I'm gonna cum IN:
a headline that says here comes the river of yuck
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Jay @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I act younger than I am because I wasted 20 years of my life
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Mazza @mazzarino.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Remember when Elon Musk called that diver a pedophile
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
He dropped his rose performatively to see if you would pick it up what do you do
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
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Mazza @mazzarino.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I hate it when pos billionaire celebrities don't live up to my unreasonably high expectations of them
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Mazza @mazzarino.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Tech: everyone can have a video camera on their phone! Law enforcement: erm, not loving this Tech: AI videos! Now no one knows what's what!
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Mazza @mazzarino.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
They will kill someone in their own home next.
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
the entire difference between kyle rittenhouse and alex pretti is that kyle rittenhouse was there to shoot people the cops wanted to shoot and alex pretti was there to protect people the cops wanted to shoot
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
from alex pretti’s parents:
Statement from the family of Alex Pretti, Michael and Susan Pretti:
We are heartbroken but also very angry.
Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world.
Unfortunately he will not be with us to see his impact. I do not throw around the hero term lightly. However his last thought and act was to protect a woman.
The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump's murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He has his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down all while being pepper sprayed.
Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
this one's been gettin' a lotta play in my head lately
Post from: Coffee Lovers and Fans
@tonyhawktruther

american: i can't afford the doctor
european: Ö you don't hjåve hjealthcare for frëe?
Very fjünny because here in EU we are riding
trølley or mjötorbike to djöctor at no cjøst, in fact
is considered rüde not to
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Mazza @mazzarino.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Unfortunately it turns out that It was just gas
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
1. ICE has STOPPED PAYING for medical treatment for its 73,000 detainees ICE has not paid its bills to 3rd party providers since OCTOBER and the situation will likely persist for MONTHS, a Popular Information investigation reveals Meanwhile, critically ill ICE detainees are not receiving care 🧵
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ICE has stopped paying for detainee medical treatment
ICE halted payments in October, and the situation will persist for at least several more months
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
#satire
>>SATIRICAL NEWS "This Will Be The Scandal That Ends Him," Says Delusionally Naive Man For The 100th Time This Month  [pic of guy looking delusional and several of him sort of smudgy] SATIRE - funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
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Ambassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I have noticed a disturbing number of calls for violence against ICE agents. One word: DON'T! Around the world, dictators WANT violence because it provides cover for them to launch massive militarized retaliation. Dictators even stage false-flag operations to provide themselves with an excuse.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.
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🌴☀️⏳Matthew_Lawrence ☀️⛲🏖️🖌️💚🗽🏖️ @jumpinblue.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Finally... more and more seem now to be able to see the brick wall at the back of... Thanks for sharing Nichole.
Picture of multi artist Frank Zappa with a quote that says:  “The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theatre.” – Frank Zappa.
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Mazza @mazzarino.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
At what point will people stop going about business as usual?
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
This is the stupidest I think it has ever felt to just be going to work every day
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
i stepped on the dust pan and it broke into a million pieces and now i don’t have anything to sweep the pieces into
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
i am deadly serious when i say i will give bullying lessons for free
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Radio Free America @radiofreeflorida.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
“If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may nave peace.” - Tom Paine #RadioFreeAmerica
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Mazza @mazzarino.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
My life now revolves around naps.
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
wait so you CAN do things? huh
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Mazza @mazzarino.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Just discovered the danglers subreddit 😂
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Former officer Ranger gives his opinion on this.
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Will just leave this clip here of Kris Kristofferson, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson and Waylon Jennings talking about what’s wrong with America from a 1991 interview and it’s still all very true today
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Joanne Freeman @jbf1755.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Murder at sea. Murder abroad. Murder at home. SAY IT LOUD AND CLEAR.
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Lit Hub @literaryhub.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
“i want back my rocking chairs, / solipsist sunsets, / & coastal jungle sounds...” A poem by Renee Nicole Good, who was murdered by ICE earlier today. lithub.com/renee-nicole...
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Renee Nicole Good, murdered by ICE, was a prize-winning poet. Here’s that poem.
Renee Nicole Good, 37, mother to a six-year-old boy, was murdered earlier today by an ICE agent in Minneapolis, a few blocks from her home. According to the Minnesota Star Tribune: [An ICE agent] s…
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I like to think bowie and prince didn't die, but returned to their home planet when this one started imploding
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DreadwoodGirl @redwoodgirl.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
DO. NOT. FUCKING. DO. THIS.
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Prem Sikka @premnsikka.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Fujitsu ‘not a parasite’, boss says while refusing to give redress figure for Horizon IT scandal victims. It lied. Enabled the Post Office to convict innocent postmasters, boosted exec pay. Public purse has paid £1.32bn compensation. Zero contribution from Fujitsu. Still gets govt contracts.
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Fujitsu ‘not a parasite’, boss says while refusing to give redress figure for Horizon IT scandal victims
Paul Patterson questioned by MPs as firm continues to make millions from UK government contracts
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Mazza @mazzarino.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The media are the culprits for everything. They wanted Trump elected. He's their guy. They want the chaos for the headlines, for the clicks. They feed on terror. The media the media the media. Fuck them the spineless monsters. Get in the pit. Into the shredder with you. Guillotine is too quick.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Meanwhile near where they killed Renee Good ICE was terrorizing a high school — and now Minneapolis has canceled school for the week. None of this is about safety. A lawless regime with no guardrails.
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 08/01/2026
Here’s some things that can be done by a party out of power - file impeachment articles every day in the House - withhold unanimous consent in the senate and filibuster every nominee - be everywhere with comms saying this is lawless and impeachable
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 08/01/2026
Emily Heller, an eyewitness, is speaking out to set the record straight. Officers were screaming at Renee Nicole Good, “Move, move, move.” So she moved, and they shot her multiple times? Then Noem and Trump branded her a domestic terrorist. Does everyone see how absolutely insane that sounds?
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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
When they openly lie to you about Renee Good’s murder, despite videos debunking their BS, they’re saying they are not accountable to you. They’re saying they’re not accountable to our laws or Constitutional due process. If you are not in favor of their fascist ideologies, you are the enemy.
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Make it viral.
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
All republicans voted down a subpoena of all records and footage related to the murder of Renee Good by ICE agent
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
They think they can murder anyone. Don’t forget, Trump said he could shoot someone on 5th Ave and not lose any votes. They shot a scared mom in the face three times. And they’re lying about her, calling her a domestic terrorist. They think they can literally do anything. Anything.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 08/01/2026
"WHOSE STREETS? OUR STREETS!" MASSIVE protests continue to grow in Minneapolis. Follow our friends @statuscoupnews.bsky.social for on-the-ground reporting.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 08/01/2026
Mar-a-Lago face is just a golf course that used to be wetlands.
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Their messaging is so fucking incoherent. Maduro was an illegitimate leader who lost in 2024, which is why we're replacing him with his VP instead of the person who won in 2024. We did this to stop fentanyl, which is why he's indicted for cocaine. We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call.
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I like big butts and I cannot lie 🎶
A British court dress from 1750.
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