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Maze Rat

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CHA is my dump stat. He/him. 18+

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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 11/10/2026
interesting—this article in the washington ghost claims the reason halloween isn’t scary anymore is because this latest clutch of zombies were all raised with too much screamtime
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Rie Sonomura, NeoY2K Hacker Vtuber @riesonomura.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
same with the AI flag in the video itself, ESPECIALLY for music
I wish all AI generated thumbnails a very "Don't recommend channel"
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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pitching Ma'amibal, an educated serial killer but it's a lady.
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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I got into a way better college than Stanford and Eminem has never invited me up on stage to rap with him 😠
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.
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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
XXXavier Becerra: A Porn Parody
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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm just an ally, but it's been really heartwarming seeing all the LGBTQ+ love during the Flame Fatales marathon. It runs through Saturday if you haven't had a chance to watch yet. Full schedule at gamesdonequick.com/schedule/69
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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's very funny when libs promise that Democrats will do things if they are given control of Congress. It's been a week and they haven't even bothered to punish Fetterman for stumping for the other party. Lazy. Feckless. Whatever the reason, Democrats aren't going to do anything ever unless forced.
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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
*Just woke up thought of the day* What if there were giant antlion larvae that lived in litterboxes and ate cats?
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A dejected man puts his hand on his head and says "jeez, my 9/11 novelty shirts just aren't selling like they used to." Next to him is a shirt that says "6-7, 9-11" with the twin towers being held by hands doing the 6-7 weighing gesture." He observes another man successfully selling t-shirts and says "The Charlie Kirk guy is raking it in." The shirt he is selling depicts Charlie Kirk as Aang from Avatar The Last Airbender. The caption is "Counting or not counting Aang Violence."
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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@fredo.bsky.social Not sure if you saw this. Collab and free online minigame for a limited time. store.steampowered.com/news/app/294...
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SILENT HILL f - Urban Myth Dissolution Center × SILENT HILL f Collaboration Announced - Steam News
We're excited to announce a special collaboration between Urban Myth Dissolution Center and SILENT HILL f. As part of the collaboration, a limited-time browser-based mini-game is now available on the ...
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Virginia @vafnord.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The only medical coverage members of Congress should be allowed to have is their home state's Medicaid
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Instead of being mad about “Resident Evil” why don’t you take it out on “President Evil” aka freakin Drumpf???
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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
People aren't saying "Up the Dagger of Amon Ra" anymore, smh.
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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Blue Dragon (unofficial) PC port comes out tomorrow! Play Eternity on loop all day to celebrate!
pcgamer.com
Blue Dragon is finally free from the Xbox 360: a fantastic PC port unlocks the FPS, goes 4K, and more
This Xbox 360 recompilation proves how good fan ports can be when they aren't vibe-coded.
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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Going to start introducing myself in meetings as [current mood] Mazerat to let people know that I'm not a huge clown who's entirely unqualified for my job. From ballsandstrikes.substack.com/p/career-doj...
At one point, after reading media reports that the White House was blocking a half-billion dollars in federal funding for Brown University, Van Erem and her colleagues sent an email seeking assurances that their investigation, which was just barely underway, wasn’t the basis for the decision to withhold all that money. In response, the acting general counsel for the Department of Health and Human Services, Sean Keveney, summoned them to a mandatory meeting and scolded them for attempting to provide legal advice, which raises the obvious question of what, exactly, the Trump administration believes lawyers at the Justice Department are supposed to do. Van Erem also says that Keveney kicked off the meeting by referring to himself as “Angry Sean,” and that he directed attendees not to take notes, which is generally not an instruction you give unless you are pretty nervous about what a written record might suggest.
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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP Tim Curry, you're finally free of capitalism
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If you buy STARBUCKS coffee, please stop! Starbucks workers have been jerked around by the company for many years and are calling for a BOYCOTT. If you don’t buy Starbucks and / or don’t like their coffee, like me, cool cool cool but no need to comment please. Just spread the word. Thank you!
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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@fredo.bsky.social Here's the full list of games. RogueCraft was the most interesting to me but I'm intrigued by the rereleases of ancient abandonware games like Dark Earth, Ecstatica, and the Cosmi collection. The Heavy Metal Death Can port seems like something Corky might like.
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Pixel Arcadia
Discover the latest in modern retro-inspired releases, HD remakes, and made-for-retro gems.
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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Pretty hype for the Terranigma re-release rumors. Quintet games (especially Actraiser, Illusion of Gaia, and Robotrek) were very much my jam growing up. Hoping we get a faithful remaster and not an official emulator (Clocktower: Rewind) or abomination (Actraiser: Renaissance).
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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Not surprised that a guy named Lipton was easily bought with some weak tea.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/08/2026
Outlook search can't find an email with a direct word search for a URL received yesteday and puts emails from two weeks ago as the top results for the sender of what I need. Unbelievably worthless product
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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It would be really funny if you went in to see Spider-Man: Brand New Day in IMAX and the lights go down and you sit through 30 minutes of ads and trailers and then they start playing a handycam recording of the Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark musical instead.
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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Today's wake-up thought: Twin Peaks x Final Fantasy crossover called "Fire Wark With Me".
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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I wonder what Alexander Graham Bell would think if you told him that--in the future-everyone would have a phone small enough to carry around in your pocket but that it wouldn't be able to receive calls 95% of the time.
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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Woke up with this stuck in my head and had to post it out.
Four panel comic. In the first, a crow labeled "JRPG Developers" is saying "Find and kill God" into a microphone. In the second, a heckler labeled "Nintendo of America" is saying "Booo! Get better Material!". In the third, the crow is flustered while looking at its note cards. The fourth panel reveals that all the note cards say "Find and kill God." 

During the 1990s, Nintendo of America (and American branches of video game developers in general) were very squeamish about violence and religion in video games due to various moral panics sweeping Congress (they have to do something to distract from all the vacations and bribe-taking that make up 99% of their time). 
This was moderately problematic because not all but A LOT of JRPGs focus on killing God, or a godlike being, or a bad guy who has gained divine powers or directly reference God and/or Satan and so the localization teams had to edit out a lot of crosses and overt references to religion (including games where you play as God and/or fight Satan/Lucifer/Mephisto). The ones that jump to mind include: SaGa, Actraiser, the Soulblazer/Illusion of Gaia/Terranigma thematic trilogy, Breath of Fire, Shining Force, Kid Icarus, Lufia, and Shin Megami Tensei, but I'm sure there are others.
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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My electricity usage for June was down 1% year over year but my bill is up 6%. Thanks, Edison 🙄
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𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋™ @devononearth.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Burnham MUST resign
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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Lily's World XD is an upcoming horror mystery game with a demo out. You find a laptop, start going through the contents, and learn it belonged to a teenager who vanished 20 years ago. You decide to try to figure out what happened. Roottrees Are Dead + (unnecessary, imo) jump scares. Check it out.
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lily's world XD on Steam
Lily was an ordinary teenager in 2004, and you just found her laptop. Read her diary, message her friends, and piece together what happened to her before it’s too late. But you're not the only one wit...
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Mainstream media is 24/7 saturation of poor people committing petty crimes. Shoplifting out of control! Venezuelan thugs are stealing your apartment! Meanwhile billionaires are genocidal serial killers and treated like the pillars of our society
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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Next game from the creators of The Roottrees are Dead (fun deductive puzzle game) announced for July 14.
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The Incident at Galley House Release Date Trailer
YouTube video by eviltrout
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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Watched Nobody (2025). Excellent 2d animated film that's Steven Chow meets The Three Amigos meets Journey to the West. Hugely successful in China but couldn't find a Western distributor at all. There are dubiously legal versions on Youtube with English subtitles and audio issues. Highly recommend.
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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The sunscreen contains bemotrizinol.
House of Evil Shopkeeper from the Simpsons.
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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I think my cat is spending too much time in vizier chat.
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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Just learned that Final Fantasy Resonance is an adaptation of the first arc of Final Fantasy Brave Exvius with all the gacha and other mobile game stuff stripped out. Which means Ariana Grande could show up!
Grande has been a regular guest in Final Fantasy Brave Exvius, with her debut appearance following her Instagram announcement on January 2, 2017. She also posted a sneak peek of her sprites on the same day. The character named Dangerous Ariana is based on her appearance from her third studio album, Dangerous Woman. Her song, "Touch It" was also featured as an orchestral remix. 

Her second appearance in the game was announced on her Instagram where she posted another sneak peek of her new sprites. The character named Chic Ariana is based on Grande's own likeness. She also appears as Sportive Ariana and Charming Kitty Ariana. 
[Gallery showing the four Ariana Grande characters in FFBE]
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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I switched from Windows 10 to Linux Mint yesterday and every problem--hours and hours of delays--was an Nvidia issue. Everything else seems to be smooth so far.
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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
@fredo.bsky.social @popecorkyix.bsky.social 😱🥷�
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Last Ronin | Announcement Teaser
YouTube video by Paramount Games
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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Shame on Disney for including Rotta in their new film. He exemplifies unrealistic male beauty standards and is a terrible role model for young male Hutts. Even though he claims it's all "crunches and macros", you don't get a body like that without a lot of stimpacks and surgery.
Rotta the Hutt in a gladiator arena holding two crescent axes.
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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The old Seanbaby reviews of early UFC where it was "schlubby guy in a karate gi doing front kicks" vs "crazed hillbilly" were pure gold. Then the Gracies invented BJJ and ruined everything.
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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Tesla is responsible for more submerged cars than the Kennedy family send skeet.
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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Clint Eastwood: "Grogu was one of the most natural actors I ever worked with! But you had to get him on the first take because his boredom level was very limited."
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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I saw a preview screening of Waiting for Grogu and it was a huge letdown. Over two hours of just Din Djarin and Bo-Katan Kryze yapping with Jabba and one of his twi'lek slaves coming by once or twice but Grogu never even shows up in the film!
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Durango Savage @durangosavage.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Women goes to Tom Steyer. Says he's depressed. Tom Steyer says, "Treatment is simple. Great current global editorial director of Wired Magazine is in town tonight. Go and see her. That should pick you up." She bursts into tears, "but doctor... I am the global editorial director of Wired Magazine."
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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
AI boosters like to claim that it can do anything but it can't make a Mad Magazine fold-in. Even their best scientists haven't been able to create AI Jaffee.
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Any Dem not promising to put these people in windowless cells should be run out of the Party, let alone be voted for. No excuses! That's the absolute bare minimum and I won't lift a finger for anyone not willing to do so no matter how many scolds give me trolley problem lectures. Sorry!
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
If women are choosing not to have so many babies, maybe make the world less of an uninhabitable hellscape of misery?
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
this is... wild actually? it's just been a birthright trip fund for east coast teens this entire time?
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Maze Rat @mazerat.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Haven't started doing my primary research yet but every commercial for Tom Steyer promises to prosecute ICE while every one for Xavier Becerra is like "The allegation that I lost thousands of migrant children is wildly overblown." XB should probably fire whoever is responsible for his strategy.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 06/05/2026
I have said this before and I will say it again, but it is my firm belief that given the blatant and naked corruption exhibited by some members of the Roberts Court, decisions of the Roberts Court should not be treated as precedentially binding on later courts.
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