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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Klobuchar's statement is weak because she doesn't care. Look into her history, its not surprising. I wouldn't call Amy a Republican, but I think she's only a Democrat because it's the party affiliation that gets her elected. We deserve unapathetic leaders who will actually fight for what is right.

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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

it finally happened, I heard Choosing Texas in the wild for the first time (they played it at the bank)

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Jack Saint @lackingsaint.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Did you notice that when the woman youtuber was a confirmed plagiarist everyone was happy to end her career forever but when the man youtuber is a confirmed rapist we suddenly get dozens of posts about how "disheartening" it is that people don't believe in restorative justice

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I don't think adult Bluey fans should rap. I think when they do it they're reinforcing Australophobia.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

they say living well is the best revenge and that's true, but if we're all being honest seeing bad things happen to people you hate is also pretty high up on the list

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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

they have been married to each other for 30 years

friendly's conehead sundae

a scoop of vanilla ice cream with m&ms (or possibly reese's pieces) as the nose and eyes. There is a fluffy collar of whipped cream, and it's wearing a chocolate-dipped ice cream cone for a hat. Served in a tall thin silver sundae dish.

friendly's monster mash sundae

mint chocolate chip ice cream with chocolate sauce, a cherry for the nose and m&m eyes. One Reese's cup has been cut in half to represent a pair of bat-like ears. There is a small pile of whipped cream at the back of the sundae, similar to conehead's frilly collar but only in the back. Also served in a tall silver sundae dish

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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Yeah this Cornell thing is like a mass disabling event for survivors. I am fine, I *was* fine. But now it's in the zeitgeist again so I get to be reminded of my own college experience, something I hadn't thought about in decades, on a daily basis.

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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the "best 21st century shows" conversation starts & ends with Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls

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Nyan~ Neko Sugar Girls: All Episodes

YouTube video by DreamSword

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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Here's the one weird trick they don't tell you: you can kind of treat your body like a party van as long as you wear sunscreen and still come out ahead

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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

the cut right around 1:20 to the time remaining in the song is an incredible piece of cinematography

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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

and this is the cheap gas station...

$5.90 for 91 octane gas in MN at the pump

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Moira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Can bi girls bring their boyfriends to the malignant tenderqueer mask-mandatory insolvent Western Massachusetts lesbian bar

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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

vote for me and my platform of chilly rainy days being only for cozy reading and napping

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

new idea "one email a day" you should only be able to send or read one email a day

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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

doctor: i recommend taking acetaminophen and ibuprofen together to manage the pain of your LITERALLY BROKEN finger me: suffering is noble how dare you accuse me of being weak, needing to stave off this pittance of pain with such lowly things as those. me later: oof ouch owie oww make it stop :(((

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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

what if u wanted to play Fortunes Weave but god said "broken finger and flood your apartment" instead that would be so fucked up right?

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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

damn happy birthday to the sickest album to come out during my birth month and one of the sickest albums period

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CELEBRITY DIRT #4 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

koko’s basilisk: you don’t think koko the gorilla actually knows sign language and when she figures it out she beats your ass

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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

my birthday week moves kinda crazy when u think about it 6 - my birthday yay :) 7 - ??? TBD 8 - ??? TBD 9 - ??? TBD 10 - Kirkiversary 11 - 9/11 12 - ??? TBD i hope that It Happens on one of the 4 days without an event so that my birthday week becomes even more powerful

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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

me (forgot to swap to new contacts at the beginning of August and accidentally wore the same pair for 2 months): "ugh i think my vision is getting worse fml :/"

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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

being cc'd on a spicy email back-and-forth is the adult equivalent of being in the other room while you listen to your parents arguing

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Maddy Myers 🏳️‍🌈 @midimyers.com · 25/08/2026

first of all, it's not "shrekking," it's "roger rabbiting," and second of all, jessica rabbit legitimately saw roger rabbit as hot and if you don't understand that, you shouldn't be writing about any of this

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

i’m gonna level with you kitten daddy does not have the serenity to accept the things he cannot change

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Emily M. Bender @emilymbender.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

This sign is a great example for helping to explain why chatbots present such a potent illusion. A probably not short thread 🧵>>

Photo of a sign with a doorbell attached. The printed sign reads:

CURRENT GUGGENHEIM ACCES BY HUSKY CARD ONLY
[Logos for Amazon, FedEx, UPS]
DELIVERIES/VISITORS
PLEASE RING THIS DOORBELL

Delivery hours M-F 9:00am-(obscured)
University of Washington

Taped next to the doorbell is a hand written note that reads:
yes! it rang! Pelase wait 30 seconds before pressing again.
thanks!

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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

everything is going well until the last two weeks when they force me to run the Arima Kinen where I break my leg and they have to put me down

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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

ugh that time of month again where my skin turns to crumbled jelly and sloughs off my bones

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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

swiss austin powers: "Gruyèrevy bébé"

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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

accidentally took a shower in the shower that gives u ennui

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Celeste Labedz @celestelabedz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I wouldn't call myself a cartoonist, but I had the vision and just needed it to be on paper to the best of my ability.

A hand drawn eight panel cartoon. First two panels are a colander sitting frowning on a shelf. Then the colander is frowning straining pasta, then three more panels of frowning sitting on a shelf. Then a big panel where it's projecting a bunch of crescent eclipse shapes and smiling with speech bubbles around saying "Wow! Look! Amazing! Beautiful!" And then one final panel where it's sitting on a shelf smiling.

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Wealth taxes DID work when they taxed the heads off rich shoulders with the guillotine. Not a popular tax nowadays but rampant inequality might force it into the spotlight once again.

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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

ah damn, gotta start checking my baptismal privilege

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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

www.maptap.gg August 4 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 Final score: 1000 I think today is kinda easy if you're from Maine and know very basic African geography

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🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game

Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.

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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

something's in the water today. everybody's fighting everybody else

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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

wake up everyone it's San Benedicto Rock Wren Remembrance Day!! 74 years ago today Volcán Bárcena erupted and wiped out the entire population of San Benedicto Rock Wrens. We celebrate their memory by eating some form of cooked bird and thinking about all those wrens that got cooked by the volcano.

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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Finally, I can dislike Hank Green for clear and specific reasons instead of vague and nonspecific reasons.

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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

tender reveal party where I uncloche a massive platter of chicken tenders for everyone to eat

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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

the fairies in a bottle in Link's inventory when he's rolling across Hyrule field

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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

god is real and i am his favorite

Scout Results: Valentine Mihono Bourbon

obtained off of a single random trainee ticket (trainee exchange points 0 » 1)

one of the premier front runners in the game, which as a front runner main is very nice to get

umamusume pretty derby gacha may have been unkind to me over on light hello and tachyon but this kinda makes up for it.

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Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 24/07/2026

95% of my communications from the Democratic Party look like this. I have never in my life signed up to be texted by a campaign or the party, and I spent fruitless months attempting to unsubscribe from these. These are functionally identical to scam texts.

+1 (703) 214-7375
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BREAKING: The House has officially PASSED the SAVE Act, a controversial bill that could...
+1 (757) 516-4849
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• Hey, it's Elaine Luria, Democratic candidate running to flip Virginia's second congression...
+1 (213) 807-6587
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Barack Obama just inspired a House majority
MIRACLE! (Trump is FREAKING OUT!!) Look...
+1 (202) 921-7852
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• ALERT: These four Democrats are our official nominees in these FOUR battleground Senat...
+1 (267) 907-8060
• This is not a typo - Josh Shapiro
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+1 (404) 446-0367
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• It's Jon Ossoff. I don't love asking for money, so I want to pull back the curtain and explain...
+1 (407) 442-1430
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• It's Jon Ossoff. I have some bad news: I'm worried about my campaign's fundraising rig...

+1 (645) 234-1563
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Hi, it's Nicole Locklin, Democrat for U.S.
Congress in South Florida's 26th District, the...
+1 (276) 258-0823
Calling all Virginians!
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+1（833） 215-6201
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I've never run for office - now I'm leading in the polls in Kansas. - Adam Hamilton...
+1 (877) 402-6360
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• Chair of the Democratic Party of Louisiana here with an update on our Governor's State...
+1 （571） 650-0343
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It's Eugene Vindman. I'II be honest, I never thought I would be here today, writing to you...
+1 (833) 649-5659
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Hi, it's Attorney General Eric Holder. It's hard to believe what we just witnessed....
+1 (202) 589-8978
• It's Chuck Schumer. Please, I'm asking:
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sam @maybury.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

don't fill up on bread? ha, pathetic. as if bread could fill me up. I will be eating 5 rolls, then my entree, then all the remaining rolls. if the server brings back another basket of bread after the entree they get a 80% tip and I eat that entire basket too.

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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

just something to bear in mind

the meme about criticism failing to hit its intended target and instead hitting innocent bystanders but the theme here is andrew tate's clamdiggers and how i am also wearing clamdiggers

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