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Roland Guiscard

@rolandguiscard.bsky.social
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Furry Erotica Writer All Socials: linktr.ee/rolandguiscard

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The Great Pumpkinsquatch - Scott Kelley Ernest 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @mxscottkernest.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
BOMBSHELL: WaPo reports Trump's ads were funded with money meant for slain officers' funerals youtu.be/GwqOZ0eaoDI?...
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BOMBSHELL: WaPo reports Trump's ads were funded with money meant for slain officers' funerals
YouTube video by MS NOW
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

Panel 3: 
Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

Panel 4:
Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Frantically looking at my bank account and doing fucking junkie math to try and figure out how I'm going to make it to my payday next week.
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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I need $180 to pay bills by Monday. Everything is negotiable: www.ebay.com/usr/incognit...
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incognit000 on eBay
Follow incognit000 on eBay. Buying, Selling, Collecting on eBay has never been more exciting!
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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Been sick with a flu or something since yesterday. I feel /so/ alone when I'm sick. I can't take proper care of myself and there's no one willing/able to help in person. I just wanna lay in bed and sleep but no, gotta care for the dogs, gotta cook, clean, gotta go to work...
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Momma Sciggles @sciggles.com · 30/09/2026
A lot of people assume FA is profitable. If that were the case we wouldn't have needed a GFM when Neer passed to keep it out of probate. It's been two years. The funds were used. FA is struggling financially. And I am 🌟s t r e s s e d🌟 I'm scared to ask for help, I feel like no matter how much-
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Pam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
America.gov launched today--a DOGE initiative to use AI to deliver public services. Child lying facedown on a frozen lake as the image accompanying the question: "How can I invest in my child's future" is just incredible. Way to go AI
Image of a child lying facedown on a froze lake.  above is the portal where you ask AI questions about government services.  the question matching this image is:  "How can I invest in my child's future?"
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ash s. @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rumination
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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fun thing I overheard in an argument: "EXPECTO MY BOOT UP YER ASS YOU TRANSPHOBIC FUCK!"
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 01/10/2025
Rowling and Emma Watson's argument is painful to watch😢 Good-hearted transgender people never intend to hurt anyone else. They just want to love who they want to love and live according to their soul's direction. Chiitan stands by the hearts of good-hearted transgender people. I love everyone
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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I went to Six Flags but I was too fat for any of the rides which is okay because the one ride I wasn't too fat for made me so motion sick I went home.
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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My Hero Academia toaster.
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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I owe Skeletor an apology I thought he was unrealistic.
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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ah, yes. We're still in the "dumb" timeline.
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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"It's okay that they hurt you because they're miserable" is an excuse that I am so fucking tired of. Does their pain cause my bones to knit, my bruises to heal, or my mind to settle? Would their death cause the sun to rise, or the grass to grow? I just want them to stop. I don't care why.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death
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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
なんもねえ なんもねえ なんもねえよ俺ら 終わってる 終わってる 笑ったら殺すぞ Nothing, nothing Nothing at all for us It's over, it's over Laugh and I'll kill you
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I know “haha funny furries” but that’s a sitting US Senator standing next to a podium labeled “Transgenderism Is A Mental Disease” so I’m not really sure all these cis people should be crackin’ up here
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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It appears from now on my life will consist of me calling/writing/texting/DMing people and then them not getting back to me. How am I supposed to have a sense of self worth when all I am to everyone else is an unread notification?
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You read that right: Saudi Arabia, the UAE, and Qatar will, thanks to the approval of Trump's FCC, own 49.5% of Paramount Warner Brothers, and CBS, and CNN. One of many things to keep in mind when you cast your vote in the next six weeks.
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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Is it still nihilism when all your choices have been taken away?
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 21/09/2026
ICE shot a DoorDash delivery guy.
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Attorney: Austin man shot by ICE agent was making DoorDash delivery
A Venezuelan man shot by an ICE agent in Austin was making a DoorDash delivery, his attorney said. Wilber Rafael Garces Perez, 28, was later released from the hospital into ICE custody.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I may not be the only person who ever listened to a David Sedaris audiobook under their ear protection while shooting rifles but I feel I must be in a very small group.
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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So my carpal tunnel is flaring up again and I was thinking of getting a trackball and trying that instead of a mouse but I wanted to know if anyone has tried that and been successful?
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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My boss was giving us his quarterly sermon this week and went on for about 15 minutes about how much the company was spending on AI and how its labor saving benefits were "just around the corner" and it was "so close to being perfect" and all I could think was "you could double our staff for less."
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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
(me, looking at art depicting a fetish I don't have) "Well, I don't get it, but I don't recall me getting it being part of the assignment, so..." (puts an A+ GREAT JOB sticker in the corner)
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Sunkissed Peaks @sunkissedpeaks.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
It’s really frightening.
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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Meta Smart Glasses being such a bad idea that even newspaper comics are pointing it out.
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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Every industry is trying to pivot to some mythical consumer that somehow has the purchasing power of a c-suite executive but the purchasing practices of a guy who lives in a mortgaged double-wide down at the Shady Pines Park. Then they get mad when nobody buys their shit.
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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The perfect gift for that furry in your life who's into inflation, popping, and plushies: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHN2...
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Start Pumping Your Presents!
YouTube video by Found Footage Fest
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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I went to see the Chinese Festival of Lights in Milwaukee.
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TVMA (1/5 commissions OPEN)🔞 @tvma.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The shit they're trying to pull these days.
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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm reading Quozl which is a book about space-faring rabbit people who literally have to go out and colonize space because they can't stop having sex and babies and end up on earth and I keep thinking of @alixrabbit.bsky.social for some reason.
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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I met this guy once, Gary, who had a 12" dick. I asked him what his ancestry was and he said he was Hung-Gary-An.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Trans lives matter more than Harry Potter
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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No one who has ever committed a crime against me has ever been arrested for the commission of said crime. I have been arrested twice for crimes that I not only didn't commit, but that didn't even happen.
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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One time some guys came to my apartment to take over the lease and they put a knife in my face, stole my key, and kicked me out. I called the cops and they said it was a civil matter for the sheriff, who said it was a criminal matter because they used violence. I left. The landlord kept my deposit.
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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
During the whole Kia Boys thing people would literally call the Milwaukee Police Department to say they were following their stolen car down the road in another car and the MPD would say "and what do you want us to do about it?" For this they have been given 60% of the city's budget.
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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Serial killers in movies: he carefully planned each murder for months, demonstrating a level of genius beyond mere mortals. Serial killers IRL: Everyone knew what the dumbass was doing, we just didn't care about the kind of people he was doing it to until it got embarrassing.
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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Look at me I'm official: furrywritersguild.com/roland-guisc...
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Roland Guiscard
Furry erotica writer from 2003-present with a focus on intense, romantic and emotional scenes. Primarily writes commissioned works featuring original fandom characters, refuses the use of “ca…
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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mitch McConnell to return to senate sporting fancy new sunglasses, pair of new best friends letting him rest on their shoulders at all times. www.politico.com/news/2026/09...
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Mitch McConnell expected to return to Senate this week
The former GOP leader has not voted in person since being hospitalized in June.
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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me, trying to explain to a boomer that what she posted was AI, not real.
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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think people today are spooked by liminal spaces because of the pandemic, but they were always a refuge for me. Gay, autistic, furry, I only felt safe in places everyone else cleared out of and no one else stayed in. Lonely as I am, I only ever feel "safe" by myself.
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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years ago, I was sitting in study hall with Muslims, Hindus, Jews, and an assortment of Christians, from Syriac Orthodox to Southern Baptist. Typical "Smart Kids" school down south. I was never in their cliques, but none of 'em ever trusted each other again. That's the legacy of 9/11 for me.
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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This one has furries in it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMbT...
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Crooked City: PILOT
YouTube video by Rare Americans
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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I ran a massive furry/brony business with a quarter million dollars per year in revenue for 10 years and not only does no one ever ask me about it, no one even remembers I did it. It makes me feel small. Like no matter what I do, I will not be accepted, liked, or remembered.
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Roland Guiscard @rolandguiscard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The judge told the baby to file an asylum claim. m.youtube.com/shorts/7514u...
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Deport The Babies?
YouTube video by Mike Rafi - Personal Injury Lawyer
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