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maya kosoff

@mayakosoff.bsky.social
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writer and editor; small business owner 18olives.com // maya.substack.com

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maya kosoff @mayakosoff.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
sentencing @chaspe.bsky.social to wife
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Remember when I said NYC Mayor is one of the most powerful executive offices in the country? Honestly a lot of it is this kind of stuff. In many jurisdictions "I'm gonna hire 1000 people for a couple days for $30/hr" would require months hearings and council votes to actually do.
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maya kosoff @mayakosoff.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
enrichment
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
In the audience tonight is Charlotte Bennett, one of the 13 women that Andrew Cuomo is credibly alleged to have sexually harassed while they worked in his government. She can't speak for herself because Cuomo's lawyers have hounded her. So I confronted him.
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Data Yojimbo @chaspe.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Hug Lovers
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maya kosoff @mayakosoff.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
my terrible sons
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
to the dark money operatives paying lib influencers: stop paying $8k a month to influencers whose fans are all true blue liberals. pay me $20k a month to plead with my audience of intransigent leftists.
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maya kosoff @mayakosoff.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
rip the hive :( i dont understand anything in this totally incoherent memo! i’m very sad about what is happening to my former employer! variety.com/2025/digital...
variety.com
Vanity Fair Will Boost Focus on Core Areas Like Hollywood While Cutting Back Some Coverage, Says New Editorial Director
Vanity Fair will scale back certain areas of coverage, including shutting down The Hive, to focus on entertainment and culture, editorial director Mark Guiducci said.
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maya kosoff @mayakosoff.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
canadian rockies are unreal. the water looks fake but it actually is that blue!!! also i need more context about the inevitable incident that led to the “no bear spray on the chairlift” sign
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maya kosoff @mayakosoff.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
are you joking
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maya kosoff @mayakosoff.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
attended a nostalgic bloc party concert on a tennis court on an unseasonably but not uncomfortably cool sunny evening….this really is going to be the best summer of our lives…….
Bloc Party playing at an outdoor concert venue
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Ryan Mac 🙃 @rmac.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Just marveling at a media CEO getting rid of reporters and then on the same day saying that the company is growing and hiring folk as if nothing happened
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 11/04/2025
after ~5 years at The Information, i've been laid off, alongside 2/3rds of our features team. i am devastated. if you're looking for an experienced investigative reporter with a knack for producing high impact features about tech and business, please reach out: parismartineau@gmail.com DMs open
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maya kosoff @mayakosoff.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
cat goop at night, felines delight
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maya kosoff @mayakosoff.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
he recently has taken to spending like 18 hours a day on the couch pillow that weirdly matches his fur
Orange and white cat on orange and white pillow
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
i cannot stress enough that at the very least everyone in leadership needs to go. all of them. probably most electeds over 70 too. primary them all. while we're at it can we just drop the entirety of the ny dem party on a deserted island
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Data Yojimbo @chaspe.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Excel cultists will tell you this is impossible
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
The idea that there should be a public debate about the appropriate medical care for a minuscule population of children remains one of the most absurd lies that these liberal transphobes, NYT edit board included, tell themselves. No there shouldn’t! It’s not an appropriate matter for public debate!
It should be recognized that society is still grappling with the cultural and policy implications of the rapidly shifting understanding of gender. There are some issues - such as participation in sports and appropriate medical care for minors - that remain fiercely debated, even by those who broadly support trans rights. There should be room for those conversations. But what shouldn't be debated is whether the government should target a group of Americans to be stripped of their freedom and dignity to move through the world as they choose. This is a campaign in which cruelty and humiliation seem to be the fundamental point.
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
If he doesn’t already know “the business of investing,” that means his sole qualification for the job is that he murdered a homeless man and got away with it. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/04/n...
Mr. Ulevitch said in the memo that the firm plans to teach Mr. Penny “the business of investing” and that he will support several of the firm’s portfolio companies.
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maya kosoff @mayakosoff.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
perhaps controversial but i would not describe myself as much of a “pancake person.” however the chez ma tante pancakes are thin and basically fried in clarified butter so it’s a different thing
two plates of pancakes
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 20/01/2025
I’m not sure who is the bigger loser here: Trump admin for going to Bari Weiss’ substack with an “exclusive” or Bari Weiss running this thing we all knew was coming as an exclusive
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
coward shit
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 20/01/2025
DOCTOR: Hi everyone! Welcome back to group therapy for average post/election Bluesky repliers. What I’d like you all to do is imagine a post— PATIENT 1: I’m mad at it DOCTOR: Okay, okay, good honesty, but I was gonna say to imagine a post with a joke in it PATIENT 2: I’m REALLY mad at it
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 20/01/2025
DEM SENATOR: Well there’s always next time 😃 a hearty “good game” to my colleagues across the aisle as they shepherd our great nation in the spirit of collaboration and teamwork! 🦅🫡 REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Does anyone know when it’s technically legal for me to kill this [SLUR NO ONE HAS SAID SINCE 1889]
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maya kosoff @mayakosoff.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
upstairs neighbor appears to have been watching fire walk with me while we’ve been finishing twin peaks: the return. i hope they come to our building’s tenant organizing meeting next weekend so we can discuss
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maya kosoff @mayakosoff.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
anticipatory snow day project: red wine braised short ribs; sautéed swiss chard, mushrooms and pearl onions; mashed potatoes; horseradish cream and au jus
picture of dinner in a white ceramic bowl: red wine braised short ribs; sautéed swiss chard, mushrooms and pearl onions; mashed potatoes; horseradish cream and au jus
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 19/01/2025
“My best guess is that a billionaire, having climbed to incredible heights, realizes that he’s still an ordinary human being who puts his pants on one leg at a time, and asks, “Is this all there is?” So he starts demanding things money can’t buy, like universal admiration.”
open.substack.com
The Pathetic Billionaires’ Club
How fuck-you money can become fuck-me money
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maya kosoff @mayakosoff.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
made a big life change (started parting my hair in the middle)
selfie of a woman with brown hair, post-haircut. critical detail here is that her hair is parted down the middle
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Employee engagement apps, once a booming enterprise trend, now reflect a shift toward dismissive attitudes, with leaders responding to queries with “because I said so.” Social, political, and economic life in the U.S. is increasingly shaped by a backlash from the powerful against recent progress.
forbes.com
JPMorgan Disables Internal Comments After Employee Backlash Over RTO Policy
The policy change, which will impact approximately 300,000 JPMorgan employees, highlights the ongoing tension between corporate leadership and worker preferences in the post-pandemic era.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
i love the story about Elon lying about being good at a video game because it’s not the worst thing he’s done by a mile but it is maybe the most fundamentally pathetic
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Bryce Maschino @bmaschino.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
"'There’s not a lot of compassion,' Neal said of the speculators. 'It feels like a version of looting.'"
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Casey Berkovitz @caseyberk.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Can’t get enough of these congestion pricing anecdotes via @dodai.bsky.social nytimes.com/2025/01/11/nyregion/new-york-congestion-pricing-reaction.html
Ms. Robbins, who grew up in Manhattan but now lives in Queens, compared navigating the intersection where she works, at Canal and Lafayette Streets, to a game of Frogger — at least in the old days.

“It would stress me out just getting lunch,” she said. Thursday was her first day there post-congestion pricing. “I couldn’t believe it,” she said. “I was able to cross safely, and cars weren’t honking. It was like a whole other world.”“It was much easier to cross the street,” said Mr. Dandia, a 32-year-old native of Brighton Beach, Brooklyn. “Definitely quieter. Definitely calmer.”

Mr. Dandia, who also teaches a New York City history course at CUNY Guttman Community College, added that he saw great potential in congestion pricing. “I think it could lead to a renaissance — a street renaissance.”In an email, Mr. Sethi, 42, reported that his Lyft driver got him from downtown Manhattan to Newark Liberty International Airport in just 23 minutes. “No honking, zero congestion around the Holland Tunnel, no need to leave an extra half-hour early to account for traffic,” he said.On Tuesday, a social media user named Ali Lyles posted a video on TikTok in which he compared being charged a toll as he crossed a bridge to “being robbed without a gun.”

Just a short time later, he posted another video, acknowledging that he had saved half an hour from his commute. “There wasn’t no traffic, bruh,” he said. “I might actually like congestion pricing!”
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Jess Zimmerman @jesszimmerman.com · 12/01/2025
Oh my GOD
inquirer.com
Sixers to remain in South Philly, abandoning plans to build a Center City arena, officials say
“I’m so livid right now I don’t even know what to do,” said Jimmy Harrity, an at-large member of City Council who supported the team’s move to East Market Street.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 10/01/2025
theory: tech guys, no matter how rich and successful they become, never stop wishing they could have been a cool jock in high school
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kate conger @kateconger.com · 10/01/2025
Scoops w/ @mikeisaac.bsky.social and @sheeraf.bsky.social: -Zuck overhauled Meta’s hate speech policy in Nov after convos with Andreessen about progressives policing speech -Kaplan led the policy rewrite, championing the removal of language protecting trans people www.nytimes.com/2025/01/10/t...
nytimes.com
Inside Mark Zuckerberg’s Sprint to Remake Meta for the Trump Era
After visiting President-elect Donald J. Trump in November, Mr. Zuckerberg decided to relax Meta’s speech policies. He asked a small team to carry out his goals within weeks. The repercussions are jus...
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 10/01/2025
What the fuck?
Alex Schultz, the company’s chief marketing officer and highest-ranking gay executive, suggested in an internal post that people seeing their queer friends and family members abused on Facebook and Instagram could lead to increased support for LGBTQ rights.
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maya kosoff @mayakosoff.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
first time in miami, really enjoyed the architecture in south beach on my walk today
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Mark Gongloff @markgongloff.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
"It’s unfortunate that we are right now striding into a period in which the people most opposed to the humane collective path are going to run the government" - @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/howthing...
open.substack.com
Lifeboat Capitalism
Some burn, some drown, and some make money either way.
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maya kosoff @mayakosoff.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
made @chaspe.bsky.social a chicken pot pie bc he mentioned offhandedly weeks ago that he wanted one. didn’t really use one recipe but a mix of a few, then topped it with shingled puff pastry bc that seemed fun to me
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
again going to my bench of favorite complaints: it is weird how openly predatory US culture is and it would be good to have a government that feels some semblance of responsibility for people's wellbeing
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maya kosoff @mayakosoff.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
good morning carmichael
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Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 02/01/2025
My 2025 political project is to bring back the conservative campaign for tort reform, except as ultra-mega-anti-SLAPP laws that tax rich people one billion dollars every time they threaten a lawsuit, and the proceeds go to a journalist defense fund.
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Steve BOOSwood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Wait, I’m sorry…if the truck blows up, it locks you in?
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maya kosoff @mayakosoff.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
finished season four of the wire tonight
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maya kosoff @mayakosoff.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
he’s the new years baby
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
2014: our moderation team is working tirelessly to rid our platform of bots and disinformation 2024: we made some bots that spread disinformation and they’re going to start appearing in your feed. this is our business model now
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