Reposted by Data Yojimbo🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026When you ask for a Diet Coke and they say “1 diet” they are telling you that it’s Boylans Diet Cola. It’s called Boylan’s Trick and I will outlaw this practice if I ever hold public office They will call it Bryan’s Law 41183
Reposted by Data YojimboMike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 10/02/2026happy 25 years to the pricemaster 3358111
Reposted by Data Yojimbomattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 06/01/2026i think american life would improve significantly and quickly if society was more encouraging of people to have Hobbies. the most perfect and serene state of mind that exists is when one is Doing one's Little Things 403115529
Reposted by Data Yojimbojamelle @jamellebouie.net · 24/12/2025it requires an absolutely staggering lack of self awareness for chatterton to complain that he has lost elite opportunities because he has anti-woke views.theatlantic.comThe Other Way the ‘Super Woke’ Left DiscriminatesRace and gender aren’t the only categories that determine who gets special treatment. 2837145811
Reposted by Data Yojimbodr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 14/12/2025the problem with america is that our political systems are designed to favor and incentivize extremism. we need to stop empowering the extreme left and the extreme right and work together to shape a civic-minded politics that centers the common-sense middle 421939
Reposted by Data YojimboKaleb Horton @kalebhorton.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Need to cheer myself up so here's the best Twitter post ever. It spawned one billion bad ripoffs but it's a beautiful magic trick. You don't just read it in his voice: he said it now. This quote is real. 161993342
Data Yojimbo @chaspe.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Goethe is perhaps the most exulted fanfic author in the pre-Internet era 000
Data Yojimbo @chaspe.bsky.social · 04/04/2025saas products love to add immediate abandonware features then highlight them in sales 000
Data Yojimbo @chaspe.bsky.social · 23/01/2025I'm going to build the NAND plane. Add armor everywhere in the world except to the parts of the plane that were hit. 000
Reposted by Data YojimboUselessFodder @uselessfodder.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Just incredible things from the VLC folks 4380392753
Data Yojimbo @chaspe.bsky.social · 10/01/2025You need to export the SAS files into SQL before compressing 000
Data Yojimbo @chaspe.bsky.social · 23/12/2024I simply don't believe real time analytics is all that important. I'm sure the use cases exist! but advocates never seem to get past "fast is good" cloudwars.com/ai/google-cl...cloudwars.comGoogle Cloud Pushing BigQuery to Superstar StatusGoogle Cloud's BigQuery is poised to lead in enabling businesses to leverage real-time data analytics for faster, more informed decision-making in today's rapidly evolving landscape. 030
Data Yojimbo @chaspe.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Many in the data profession still harbor Kimballist sentiments around efficiency of storage and compute. It’s sentimental nonsense; just throw the query at the warehouse and see what comes out. 000
Reposted by Data YojimboJill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 30/11/2024one of many gems in the yacht rock dockumentary is this SCTV sketch on michael mcdonald ft. rick moranis 21550117
Data Yojimbo @chaspe.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Dick Cheney quoting Judith Miller quoting Dick Cheney about Iraqi WMDs 000
Data Yojimbo @chaspe.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Why don’t your knowledge graph and ontologies talk each other? They need a semantic layer — an api that compiles sql for downstream models, reports, and business users #databs 040
Data Yojimbo @chaspe.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I do not believe there is such a thing as a semantic layer in any durable or practical sense #databs 120
Data Yojimbo @chaspe.bsky.social · 27/11/2024What a good read wiki.postgresql.org/wiki/Don%27t...wiki.postgresql.orgDon't Do This - PostgreSQL wiki 110
