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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 7h
There's got to be a German word for when a company that people forgot existed sends a marketing e-mail for the first time in years which makes everyone immediately unsubscribe, likely decimating their e-mail list.
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 11h
Went around trying to re-recruit non-dues paying members of the union at work, upgraded four people from no to maybe so far and thinking we'll get one or two of them. Feeling good.
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Eric Moran @deveric.net · 05/10/2026
Where we started in June 2022. And our first test ride a few weeks later. We have grown so much and it's been so much fun partying with y'all. Thank you and continue being awesome 💙 Next summer's gonna be a blast. @joyfulridersclub.bsky.social @patiomensch.bsky.social @perennialcycle.bsky.social
first test of the DJ rig, a dj controller mounted on the top of a brompton box, folding chair, and single small speaker strapped down next to a battery on a bike cargo trailer.same bike trailer being pulled by someone, a wooden speaker & controller mount is present on the trailer, also a folding chair.
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
animated strongman wearing a garfield costume with the words "this machine kills mondays"
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Tom Basgen, Mr. Saint Paul @tombasgen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's that special time of year where we talk about the City Budget. Based on the questions I still receive I should be doing this twice a year. leaflet.pub/dae3de62-299...
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Tom's 2027 Budget and Tax Thoughts
Let’s talk municipal budgets for 2027. This year I’m writing earlier than usual so folks have more time to digest the process in real time but it means I won’t have my personal tax numbers to share wh...
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wasn't really pulling my phone out for this DJ ride but I got a quick video. Hella fun and thanks as always to @joyfulridersclub.bsky.social @patiomensch.bsky.social @deveric.net
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've felt this way about the Vikings the last few years now: if the choice were between keeping KOC and losing Flores or the reverse, I would keep Flores. I like KOC, but I would rather they promote Flores given a choice between the two.
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DJ RIDE DJ RIDE DJ RIDE DJ RIDE DJ RIDE
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One of my favorite Onion articles.
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Man Purchasing Pair Of Red Pants Better Be Ready To Put Up Or Shut Up
KNOXVILLE, TN—According to sources, the man currently purchasing a pair of Nantucket red chinos at a local Banana Republic better be damn well prepared to put his money where his mouth is on this one....
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Friday music
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Catherine Of Aragon
YouTube video by Rick Wakeman - Topic
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mayor Her needs to resign.
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
maybe a wireless controller for my playstation 2 will fix me
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
american football
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Friday music
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Glass Animals - Heat Waves (Official Video)
YouTube video by GlassAnimalsVEVO
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hate all discourse on any topic but this coffee thing is bugging me because someone from NPR was shitty about it, so here is the correct answer: Coffee and water are perfectly acceptable at job interviews and shows a disdain for human dignity to feel otherwise. Everything else is verboten.
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@lindsayellis.bsky.social 's new video about cruise ships is excellent. My one problem with it is that, after miraculously avoiding ever hearing a single note from the song Let It Go, I got hit with the chorus in the video. Extremely unfortunate for me but that's the price you pay for great work.
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Lindsay Ellis — I Tested Every Cruise Line to Find the Least Evil
why have I done this to mysef
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
apparently lots of discourse about plants being trans and I just want to say I support them 100%
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Rainy Friday music
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The Gun
YouTube video by Lorn - Topic
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
People basically only use bluesky because it's currently the least bad site, and the people running it keep making it more bad.
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Lauren in Saint Paul @comobelladonna.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🚨BSKY MEETUP ALERT🚨 (in which we will attempt to drink enough beer to save Summit Brewery) September 29th, 4:30pm @ Saint Paul Tap!
Save our Summit Brewery 
One city’s attempt to drink $8 million worth of beer
September 29th 4:30pm @ Saint Paul Tap
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Joyful Riders Club @joyfulridersclub.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
LFG! If you've been meaning to make one of these this summer but haven't yet, now's the time! Thanks to @panikadoc.bsky.social for the fantastic design.
Bonfire-themed flyer for “Bikes. Beats. Bonfire.” at the 2026 DJ Ride Finale on Saturday, October 3. Meet at 6 PM at Perennial Cycle, 3342 Hennepin Ave, Minneapolis, MN. Roll out at 6:30 PM toward Lilac Park for a bonfire, with dance stops along the way. Return to Perennial Cycle at 10 PM. Featuring DJs Dev, Elliott Payne, and Dave Eckblad. Friendly party pace; all wheels welcome. Hosted by Joyful Riders and Perennial Cycle.
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It is once again time for me to bring out my Brian Flores play calling flowchart.
basically Brian Flores blitzes all the friggin time
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
*feministly* we're getting McDonald's again
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Friday music
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RED FANG - "Hank Is Dead" (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by RelapseRecords
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Anders @derzquist.net · 09/09/2026
Not only was the prior approach to encampments less maliciously cruel to the residents it also created such a long runway that when closures did happen it would avoid the "boulder in a pond" effect leading to 1200% upticks in emergency response calls as people in crisis are dramatically scattered.
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just went to Guitar Center and the soundscape was a guy playing the intro to Heart's Barracuda, dicking around with the guitar, playing the intro to Barracuda, dicking around, intro to Barracuda, dicking around, getting complimented on the intro to Barracuda, then buying the guitar. Hell yeah king.
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Friday music
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Cosmic Voices from Bulgaria - Tzufti bosilko
YouTube video by Cosmic Voices from Bulgaria
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
entering my slutty Oktoberfest era
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Willy Lee (they/them) @advicepig.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Twin Cities, do you have men in your life who you could bully into going through their closet and donating clothes and shoes they don't wear? We are low on men's clothes at @supplydepotmpls.bsky.social drop off locations here linktr.ee/sanctuarysup...
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Mutual aid group in Mpls getting basic necessities to our houseless neighbors
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
gimme fuel gimme fire gimme hobbits in the shire
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
i went 2 tha fair
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@mollycoleman.bsky.social and @robyngulley.bsky.social spoke at a precinct get-together today and they both made me feel as confident as ever to have them as representatives in city council and state senate.
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Legend was my favorite childhood movie. RIP Tim Curry.
Tim Curry dressed as the Lord of Darkness from the movie Legend.
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Minnesota Reformer @minnesotareformer.com · 26/08/2026
Immigration enforcement in Minnesota has returned to pre-Operation Metro Surge levels, according to newly released federal data obtained by the Deportation Data Project. At the same time, federal immigration agents are arresting more immigrants nationwide than before.
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ICE arrests in Minnesota return to pre-surge levels while soaring nationwide • Minnesota Reformer
Immigration enforcement in Minnesota has returned to pre-Operation Metro Surge levels, according to newly released federal data obtained by the Deportation Data Project. At the same time, federal immi...
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Time to get blackout drunk and pick some fights at the Nut Roll, see you there!
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
vote for Robyn Gulley
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Friday music
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The Glass Prison
YouTube video by Dream Theater - Topic
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You guys ever think about
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
DJ Rides are fun as hell and @jensymmetry.bsky.social rocks, everybody should come!
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Subscribe to Racket. Long live Racket.
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Michele Tafoya's marinara sauce never clings to her pasta.
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Oooooooooh girl
StromboliStromboliStromboli
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This is correct, and I would also throw in that attending events and giving them your contact info gets that info sold to every candidate all over the country so you're constantly getting dire fundraising texts and e-mail from people you've never heard of and couldn't even vote for.
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Friday music.
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Aphex Twin - Fenix Funk 5
YouTube video by badmanelite
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The right literally murders democrats and Third Way attacks the left. Easy to see who they are.
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Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My neighborhood fucking HATES ICE
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
oh man Angie Craig is gonna get, like, utterly humiliated huh?
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'm gonna vote better than everybody else today.
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 10/08/2026
Safe Home Saint Paul beat the City of St. Paul. A judge of the Ramsey County District Court has ordered that the petition for a Right to Repair ordinance be placed on the ballot for voters
ORDER
1. Pursuant to § 8.05 of the Saint Paul City Charter, Respondents shall place the Initiative
on the November 3, 2026 General Election Ballot by the statutory deadline.
2. Failure to obey this Order is contempt of court and may result in sanctions.
3. The attached memorandum is incorporated herein by reference.
UPON SEEING NO REASON FOR DELAY
LET JUDGMENT BE ENTERED ACCORDINGLY
BY THE COURT:
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