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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There's got to be a German word for when a company that people forgot existed sends a marketing e-mail for the first time in years which makes everyone immediately unsubscribe, likely decimating their e-mail list.
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Went around trying to re-recruit non-dues paying members of the union at work, upgraded four people from no to maybe so far and thinking we'll get one or two of them. Feeling good.
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
having trouble imagining it doing anything other than just choosing the guys with the most projected points every week
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Eric Moran @deveric.net · 05/10/2026
Where we started in June 2022. And our first test ride a few weeks later. We have grown so much and it's been so much fun partying with y'all. Thank you and continue being awesome 💙 Next summer's gonna be a blast. @joyfulridersclub.bsky.social @patiomensch.bsky.social @perennialcycle.bsky.social
first test of the DJ rig, a dj controller mounted on the top of a brompton box, folding chair, and single small speaker strapped down next to a battery on a bike cargo trailer.same bike trailer being pulled by someone, a wooden speaker & controller mount is present on the trailer, also a folding chair.
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
booooooooo hisssssss
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
animated strongman wearing a garfield costume with the words "this machine kills mondays"
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Tom Basgen, Mr. Saint Paul @tombasgen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's that special time of year where we talk about the City Budget. Based on the questions I still receive I should be doing this twice a year. leaflet.pub/dae3de62-299...
leaflet.pub
Tom's 2027 Budget and Tax Thoughts
Let’s talk municipal budgets for 2027. This year I’m writing earlier than usual so folks have more time to digest the process in real time but it means I won’t have my personal tax numbers to share wh...
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think he was trying, and fucking failing, to get to "umpteenth"
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
fart noise
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wasn't really pulling my phone out for this DJ ride but I got a quick video. Hella fun and thanks as always to @joyfulridersclub.bsky.social @patiomensch.bsky.social @deveric.net
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've felt this way about the Vikings the last few years now: if the choice were between keeping KOC and losing Flores or the reverse, I would keep Flores. I like KOC, but I would rather they promote Flores given a choice between the two.
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Frey hates people
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DJ RIDE DJ RIDE DJ RIDE DJ RIDE DJ RIDE
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is one of the darkest paintball episodes of all time
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I sprained my ankle and rode my bike 15 miles home on it. Couldn't walk for weeks after.
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
pffft
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
no reason to risk it against the Dolphins of all teams
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One of my favorite Onion articles.
theonion.com
Man Purchasing Pair Of Red Pants Better Be Ready To Put Up Or Shut Up
KNOXVILLE, TN—According to sources, the man currently purchasing a pair of Nantucket red chinos at a local Banana Republic better be damn well prepared to put his money where his mouth is on this one....
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Friday music
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Catherine Of Aragon
YouTube video by Rick Wakeman - Topic
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Business Company
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this guy's fartin up a storm
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mayor Her needs to resign.
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Buddy and I went at 8:30pm last Saturday and they were closed with 2 remaining people inside.
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
maybe a wireless controller for my playstation 2 will fix me
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
that's the other Harbaugh
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
american football
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Friday music
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Glass Animals - Heat Waves (Official Video)
YouTube video by GlassAnimalsVEVO
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I ran it by my comms person and we are willing to amend my previous statement to include tea.
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hate all discourse on any topic but this coffee thing is bugging me because someone from NPR was shitty about it, so here is the correct answer: Coffee and water are perfectly acceptable at job interviews and shows a disdain for human dignity to feel otherwise. Everything else is verboten.
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is a good policy if you hate people and want candidates to feel completely subservient.
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
is this good
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oh noooo :(
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
super cool of you guys to give Ticker Carlson a platform
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*Lifes High
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@lindsayellis.bsky.social 's new video about cruise ships is excellent. My one problem with it is that, after miraculously avoiding ever hearing a single note from the song Let It Go, I got hit with the chorus in the video. Extremely unfortunate for me but that's the price you pay for great work.
nebula.tv
Lindsay Ellis — I Tested Every Cruise Line to Find the Least Evil
why have I done this to mysef
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
apparently lots of discourse about plants being trans and I just want to say I support them 100%
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this shit is gold
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
what's your dad's number
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Rainy Friday music
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The Gun
YouTube video by Lorn - Topic
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
People basically only use bluesky because it's currently the least bad site, and the people running it keep making it more bad.
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
pfffffffft
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Lauren in Saint Paul @comobelladonna.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🚨BSKY MEETUP ALERT🚨 (in which we will attempt to drink enough beer to save Summit Brewery) September 29th, 4:30pm @ Saint Paul Tap!
Save our Summit Brewery 
One city’s attempt to drink $8 million worth of beer
September 29th 4:30pm @ Saint Paul Tap
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Joyful Riders Club @joyfulridersclub.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
LFG! If you've been meaning to make one of these this summer but haven't yet, now's the time! Thanks to @panikadoc.bsky.social for the fantastic design.
Bonfire-themed flyer for “Bikes. Beats. Bonfire.” at the 2026 DJ Ride Finale on Saturday, October 3. Meet at 6 PM at Perennial Cycle, 3342 Hennepin Ave, Minneapolis, MN. Roll out at 6:30 PM toward Lilac Park for a bonfire, with dance stops along the way. Return to Perennial Cycle at 10 PM. Featuring DJs Dev, Elliott Payne, and Dave Eckblad. Friendly party pace; all wheels welcome. Hosted by Joyful Riders and Perennial Cycle.
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My issue is that with humans doing it there is someone that's at least theoretically accountable for an action. With AI it would just be "oops look what the computer did lol".
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It is once again time for me to bring out my Brian Flores play calling flowchart.
basically Brian Flores blitzes all the friggin time
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ALL GAS NO BRAKES BABYYYYYYY
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
*feministly* we're getting McDonald's again
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think everyone in the Police are simply dicks to eachother. Summers is also just a really sub-par guitar player.
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Your spooky friend Max @max1mil.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He's right though lol Also Andy Summers playing the worst guitar solo known to Man on this song.
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