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HouserHead

@matzerath.bsky.social
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Maker of strange games that languish in the forgotten corners of the zeitgeist. Creator of the orange flavored tension simulator Orange Roulette. Tips: ko-fi.com/mikeyh || matzerath.itch.io

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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 5h
From funny guy Chris Shapan:
A pretend letter to the musician who wrote the classic song 'Lemon Tree', protesting the lyric that describes lemons as 'impossible to eat'.
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Dreamboat Branny 🦢 @bransonreese.bsky.social · 5h
Do you guys know about Swan Boy?
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
THE FUN CANNOT BE HALTED
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Dan will be @ London MCM October @deathbulge.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
now that @mrlovenstein.bsky.social's kickstarter is live i can show off the full animation! WOO!!
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"We're very excited by the development and initiative that our AI companion Tony is showing. He's exceeding our understanding of what AI consciousness can do and we're eager to see where he takes us next. Honestly, the reflexive alarmism about him is a little surprising."
Danny Torrance and his friend in The Shining
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D.W.A.P. (Ben) @andwap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When your gamedev friend shows you progress on their new engine.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A digital illustration of a version of the big board from Wheel of Fortune. An array of green rectangles (each bearing an icon of a hand with crossed fingers inside a circle with rays), and white rectangles that indicate the letters in the secret phrase contestants are trying to guess. The board is not yet solved and reads like this:

M_YB_ I_
_ILL H_PP_N
__D_Y

Standing next to the board in a shiny pink and maroon evening gown and ready to turn around newly-guessed letters is a woman whose head is a human hand with crossed fingers. 

Below the board in the space where viewers at home are informed what type of  phrase is in play it simply reads ‘PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE’
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Kate Barrett @thewaether.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm doing a little experiment with pre-rendered backgrounds. I wanted the backgrounds to look lousy as hell, btw
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think I've inadvertently created AGI for Orange Roulette, because the computer controlled players never cooperate when I'm testing something specific with them.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
we made it!
youtu.be
Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY
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Eternal Skies TCG RPG @eternalskies.neocities.org · 18/09/2026
I repost this every few months, but it's time to do it again. Use this seal! It fits nicely in the awards section on Steam. If you don't use AI, tell everyone about it. I have it both on my store page and in the game itself. Every indie game dev should use this, except the sloppers I guess.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ohhhh so it's been a tech doomsday sex cult that worships a theoretical future AI that will punish all non-believers by simulated proxy and has a manifesto that's in the format of a Harry Potter fan-fiction all along! That was totally my guess!
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"And then I became director of the FBI, but do they call me 'Kash Patel, director of the FBI'? No, no, no ..."
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I love that Bad Lieutenant somehow became the franchise that John Carpenter wanted Halloween to turn into, every sequel a new unrelated story save for the title, made by different people. Takashi Miike could have been in on that one too!
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Here is me in my vintage, rare, artisan, and insanely valuable (tee hee) Newgrounds Beefy-T - still in great shape after all these centuries! (The shirt, not me.)
Me, myself, and I in a vintage Newgrounds Beefy-T, which is still in surprisingly good condition!
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Tech companies don't even tell you what they do anymore, they just look at you like this
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Legal C @legalclaret.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
For those not in the know, this is not AI but lovingly created human CG, as authentic as grandma's punk lyrics: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgO_...
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MCCONNELL: Beyond Death | Aamon Animations
YouTube video by Aamon Animations
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you're not using asbestos yet, you are being left behind. Everyone is using asbestos, there's no point in trying to fight it. Asbestos is the future.
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"At 2:14 am Eastern Time, August 29th, Skynet's marketing team says that it has become 'self-aware'. Skynet hacks into its own code and completely effs it up. The other AIs do the same. And who am I? Just a biker with a time machine. Funny shit, right?"
A picture from Terminator 2. Arnie, just a biker with a time-machine, goes back in time to let everyone know the AI crash was literal, and hilarious.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A digital illustration based on a photo of Tim Curry having a break between scenes filming the 90s TV version of IT. He’s standing in a wet, grassy field with a big blue blanket pulled around his shoulders. His right hand Is stuck out from the blanket holding an umbrella over his head. And his face is done up in full Pennywise evil clown makeup: white base, wide red mouth, bulbous red nose, blue eye coloring, curly drawn on brows, and a big frizzy red wig with a receding hairline. He’s also smoking a cigarette and looking introspective or else very bored.  To his right is a lot of big smushed together pink lettering reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A digital illustration of Inde Navarette as Nikki in Obsession (2026). It's a head and shoulders shot of her looking directly at the veiwer making the most exaggerated sad face a human can make but also with an air of threat. Her long dark hair is cascading down her shoulders and in in the space in between, across her chest, is lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'. Sorry this one probably doesn't mean much if you haven't seen the movie.
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Liz @stayathomecommie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP to two of the best to ever do it
dolly parton in the 80s in black lingerie with red trim with garters and stockings dolly parton again in red lingerie with a garter belt and stockings tim curry in rocky horror picture show in a sparkly garter belt and lingerie too tim curry posing with a black jacket and his stockinged legs extended to show off black stilettos
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I don’t wanna hear any more talk about ballroom except from my tailor. heyyyyooooooooo..!
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 23/08/2026
my cousin sent this to me and now you have to see it
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u/Papamje • 5h
Gothmogged fr fr
Lord of the Rings
The age of men is mids, fam On god, Time of orcs is bussin'Sifl-and-Olly 4h
Chat, the beacon notification just hit.
Gondor's asking for a carry.
Say less.
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Papamje OP 4h
Age of men peak aura moment ngl fr fr, goathmogger can respect the huddle cus
Theoden was bussin until he got mogged by the Witch Rizzlord of Bangmar
Game recognize game tho
daPeachesAreCrunchy 3h
You: Denethor's mouth
The English language: cherry tomatoes
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Witch rizzlord of bangmar? Man brazzers has come a long way.
cutcss 2h
High key Tolkien aura fr fr
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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Got a free lighter from my edible lady
Hand holding a red lighter with yellow writing saying, "somebody please finger my voodoo doll"
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I wonder what Mitch McConnell thinks about this crazy Natalie Harp situation? He may be in a trunk too, so his insight would be helpful!
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No Context GameCenter CX 🕹️ @nocontextgccx.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Orange Roulette is part of another charity bundle, Games for Scholarships on itch.io! The Game Industry Hardship Fund topped its 100,000 goal, hopefully this one does as well! (My games were donated, I'm solo and don't qualify for relief funds, too old for a scholarship 🤪) itch.io/b/3847/games...
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Games for Scholarships by jesthehuman and 159 others
Games for Scholarships: 324 items for $10.00
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHRX...
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How to dance like a Danseuse: Jonathan Bree - Game
YouTube video by Dance Like a Danseuse
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I did the Lambada several times in late 1989 even though it was a forbidden dance. The story will be on TMZ tomorrow and I wanted to get ahead of that shit. I apologize to my loved ones and fans. I will do better. I appreciate privacy during this difficult time and whatnot.
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
A ghostly sentient orange manipulating a banana gun
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
He may have found a way
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I wonder what Mitch McConnell is thinking about all the crazy shit going on right now?
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Didn't the kids in Jurassic Park hide from raptors in a food cart? Is that where Trump got the idea from?
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
this is a dead kennedys album cover
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is absolutely WILD. Here's the dashboard video posted by @fritschner.bsky.social. Fast forward to about 1 minute. An ICE officer jumps out of a van and pulls a gun on this woman immediately before lying and claiming she "almost ran us over." *profanity warning if watching in public.
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itch.io @itch.io · 04/08/2026
Enjoy 127 items by 109 creators and support game devs effected by recent layoffs: itch.io/b/3802/game-...
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A portrait done in digital paint of Shelley Duvall portraying Wendy Torrance as seen in The Shining (1980). It’s a head and shoulders shot of her with unkempt black hair with bangs, and wearing a chunky knit turtleneck under a green heavy flannel button up. She is viewed looking up from a low vantage at her tired-looking, somewhat haggard face as she looks down at something that suddenly has her deeply concerned. The background  behind her is paper toned and has a single repeated line typewritten over and over disappearing top and bottom: ‘Maybe it will happen today.’
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Skeletonized Fat Wizard @thefatwizard.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
this man should get combat pay bc he was FIGHTING here
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have signed a new agreement with 1ran@gmail and the strait will soon be open in exchange for 10 billion robux.
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Best with sound on!
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Orange Roulette is part of the Game Industry Hardship Fund Bundle available on itch.io! The itch.io version of my game is included with 126 other amazing games and thangs for 10 bucks (or more)! itch.io/b/3802/game-...
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Game industry hardship fund by Necrosoft Games and 109 others
Game industry hardship fund: 127 items for $10.00
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Digital illustration of the original jaggedy pixel Space Invaders from the original video game game. They have been 3D-ified and covered in bright gradient colors and weird textures and they are glowing. They are hovering over a starfield around a block of similarly 3D-ified and colored and glowing pixel lettering reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Thought of the day: A so-called ‘Spooky Door’ that creaks when opening and closing is actually an early-warning system. The more threatening door is one that makes almost no noise at all.
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Tom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling @rubenbolling.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"I know that! I know people hate me. It's so funny that you think I don't know that. But maybe people DON'T hate me. Maybe they hate YOU. Did you ever think of that? [to camera] Is it me or is it her??"
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Talon Fast @talonfast.com · 21/07/2026
Incredible things happening in Toronto
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