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HouserHead

@matzerath.bsky.social
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Maker of strange games that languish in the forgotten corners of the zeitgeist. Creator of the orange flavored tension simulator Orange Roulette. Tips: ko-fi.com/mikeyh || matzerath.itch.io

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𝓣𝓲𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝓸𝔂 😴 @wroesch.bsky.social · 18h
GM 🥰
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Reo Eveleth @reveleth.com · 05/10/2026
I have a list of things that I would buy if I were to ever really Hit It Big and the first thing on that list is this: www.ebay.com/itm/17623400...
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Star Wars C-3PO Tape Dispenser Ceramic Return of the Jedi Sigma 1983 RARE NOS | eBay
The tape dispenser is in very good condition and clean from a smoke free collection. The glaze is still in great shape and the color is amazing. All of the pictures and video are of the exact piece being sold.
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Orange Roulette is currently on Autumnal sale on Steam! Get it at the reduced rate of 2.45 before this solemn, contemplative season of sales ends! The windy whisper of bargains wont last forever, so don't let opportunity drift away like a leaf on the wind! store.steampowered.com/app/3234760/...
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Save 18% on Orange Roulette on Steam
Trapped in a prison hell, a desperate orange will play a deadly game in the hopes of getting shipped to safer markets. Can he survive what his captors have freshly squeezed for him?
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OG Orange Roulette has topped one million views on Newgrounds! Woop!
A pic of my Newgrounds page for Orange Roulette, which has just topped one million views! It also took one million years to get the one million views, buy hey, let me have this! Wheeee!
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Hill People have talked of this 'Swan Boy'
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
From funny guy Chris Shapan:
A pretend letter to the musician who wrote the classic song 'Lemon Tree', protesting the lyric that describes lemons as 'impossible to eat'.
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do you guys know about Swan Boy?
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know of the one called 'Swan Boy'
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
THE FUN CANNOT BE HALTED
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Dan will be @ London MCM October @deathbulge.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
now that @mrlovenstein.bsky.social's kickstarter is live i can show off the full animation! WOO!!
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If it had more tips on getting that damn spot out ...
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"We're very excited by the development and initiative that our AI companion Tony is showing. He's exceeding our understanding of what AI consciousness can do and we're eager to see where he takes us next. Honestly, the reflexive alarmism about him is a little surprising."
Danny Torrance and his friend in The Shining
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
These all need that Star Trek musical fill now
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
CUBE
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm having fun!
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D.W.A.P. (Ben) @andwap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When your gamedev friend shows you progress on their new engine.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A digital illustration of a version of the big board from Wheel of Fortune. An array of green rectangles (each bearing an icon of a hand with crossed fingers inside a circle with rays), and white rectangles that indicate the letters in the secret phrase contestants are trying to guess. The board is not yet solved and reads like this:

M_YB_ I_
_ILL H_PP_N
__D_Y

Standing next to the board in a shiny pink and maroon evening gown and ready to turn around newly-guessed letters is a woman whose head is a human hand with crossed fingers. 

Below the board in the space where viewers at home are informed what type of  phrase is in play it simply reads ‘PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE’
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Kate Barrett @thewaether.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm doing a little experiment with pre-rendered backgrounds. I wanted the backgrounds to look lousy as hell, btw
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think I've inadvertently created AGI for Orange Roulette, because the computer controlled players never cooperate when I'm testing something specific with them.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
we made it!
youtu.be
Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You're not expendable, Rambo
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Eternal Skies TCG RPG @eternalskies.neocities.org · 18/09/2026
I repost this every few months, but it's time to do it again. Use this seal! It fits nicely in the awards section on Steam. If you don't use AI, tell everyone about it. I have it both on my store page and in the game itself. Every indie game dev should use this, except the sloppers I guess.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ohhhh so it's been a tech doomsday sex cult that worships a theoretical future AI that will punish all non-believers by simulated proxy and has a manifesto that's in the format of a Harry Potter fan-fiction all along! That was totally my guess!
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Achtung! Kaput!
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"And then I became director of the FBI, but do they call me 'Kash Patel, director of the FBI'? No, no, no ..."
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My man looks like the fourth head on Mount Prickmore
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I love that Bad Lieutenant somehow became the franchise that John Carpenter wanted Halloween to turn into, every sequel a new unrelated story save for the title, made by different people. Takashi Miike could have been in on that one too!
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Dammit Brad what are you proposing, we don't know what a 'frat party' is." Later: "Brad, this is ... like the best time I've ever had ..."
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I started a joke once, but everyone started crying, which was really weird.
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Here is me in my vintage, rare, artisan, and insanely valuable (tee hee) Newgrounds Beefy-T - still in great shape after all these centuries! (The shirt, not me.)
Me, myself, and I in a vintage Newgrounds Beefy-T, which is still in surprisingly good condition!
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It was when I put a Black Sabbath cassette into Teddy Ruxpin to see what happened that the true questions were revealed.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Tech companies don't even tell you what they do anymore, they just look at you like this
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Legal C @legalclaret.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
For those not in the know, this is not AI but lovingly created human CG, as authentic as grandma's punk lyrics: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgO_...
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MCCONNELL: Beyond Death | Aamon Animations
YouTube video by Aamon Animations
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Too many snake oil salesmen on this mother-fuggin plane!
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Putting him in a Wicker Man won't bring back your apples! Well, I guess I can't say that definitively ... OK let's give it a shot.
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you're not using asbestos yet, you are being left behind. Everyone is using asbestos, there's no point in trying to fight it. Asbestos is the future.
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
That's how you summon the long-distance Cenobites.
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"At 2:14 am Eastern Time, August 29th, Skynet's marketing team says that it has become 'self-aware'. Skynet hacks into its own code and completely effs it up. The other AIs do the same. And who am I? Just a biker with a time machine. Funny shit, right?"
A picture from Terminator 2. Arnie, just a biker with a time-machine, goes back in time to let everyone know the AI crash was literal, and hilarious.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A digital illustration based on a photo of Tim Curry having a break between scenes filming the 90s TV version of IT. He’s standing in a wet, grassy field with a big blue blanket pulled around his shoulders. His right hand Is stuck out from the blanket holding an umbrella over his head. And his face is done up in full Pennywise evil clown makeup: white base, wide red mouth, bulbous red nose, blue eye coloring, curly drawn on brows, and a big frizzy red wig with a receding hairline. He’s also smoking a cigarette and looking introspective or else very bored.  To his right is a lot of big smushed together pink lettering reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Listening to the audio pronunciation: "Gunnel." Me: "Gunnel?" "Yes. Gunnel, asshole."
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A digital illustration of Inde Navarette as Nikki in Obsession (2026). It's a head and shoulders shot of her looking directly at the veiwer making the most exaggerated sad face a human can make but also with an air of threat. Her long dark hair is cascading down her shoulders and in in the space in between, across her chest, is lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'. Sorry this one probably doesn't mean much if you haven't seen the movie.
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Liz @stayathomecommie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP to two of the best to ever do it
dolly parton in the 80s in black lingerie with red trim with garters and stockings dolly parton again in red lingerie with a garter belt and stockings tim curry in rocky horror picture show in a sparkly garter belt and lingerie too tim curry posing with a black jacket and his stockinged legs extended to show off black stilettos
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I don’t wanna hear any more talk about ballroom except from my tailor. heyyyyooooooooo..!
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A.............................................H
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 23/08/2026
my cousin sent this to me and now you have to see it
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u/Papamje • 5h
Gothmogged fr fr
Lord of the Rings
The age of men is mids, fam On god, Time of orcs is bussin'Sifl-and-Olly 4h
Chat, the beacon notification just hit.
Gondor's asking for a carry.
Say less.
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Papamje OP 4h
Age of men peak aura moment ngl fr fr, goathmogger can respect the huddle cus
Theoden was bussin until he got mogged by the Witch Rizzlord of Bangmar
Game recognize game tho
daPeachesAreCrunchy 3h
You: Denethor's mouth
The English language: cherry tomatoes
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Witch rizzlord of bangmar? Man brazzers has come a long way.
cutcss 2h
High key Tolkien aura fr fr
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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Got a free lighter from my edible lady
Hand holding a red lighter with yellow writing saying, "somebody please finger my voodoo doll"
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It is fierce, that selfie is
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