HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Oh, so I'm not scary? What if ... I SIT DOWN BY THE WINDOW? Hmm? How about if I ... TAKE A NAP? I'm wearing sunglasses, HELL SUNGLASSES, so you wont be able to tell when I wake up from my nap! OK, I'm going to stop talking now, STAY OUT OF THIS PINHEAD THIS IS MY MOMENT, I'm just gonna ZZZZZZZZZ 031
HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I'm appreciating all the well-deserved love for Hellraiser's Cenobites, but - correct me if I'm wrong - Clive Barker has stated that the true antagonist of Hellraiser was Julia. Cenobites are wildcards, but Julia was the true evil. 011
HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 12/10/2026"I felt a great disturbance in the propaganda machine, as if a million Russian chatbots cried out in simulated terror, and were silenced." 021
HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 07/10/2026David Ellison, billionaire son of kazillionaire Larry Ellison, now owns all media that ever was, even Tijuana Bibles. 000
HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 01/10/2026OG Orange Roulette has topped one million views on Newgrounds! Woop! 1130
HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Here is me in my vintage, rare, artisan, and insanely valuable (tee hee) Newgrounds Beefy-T - still in great shape after all these centuries! (The shirt, not me.) 051
HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 29/08/2026"At 2:14 am Eastern Time, August 29th, Skynet's marketing team says that it has become 'self-aware'. Skynet hacks into its own code and completely effs it up. The other AIs do the same. And who am I? Just a biker with a time machine. Funny shit, right?" 011
HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Patrick McGoohan should have been allowed to host Jeopardy for a week or longer, because his distinctive lilt would have been so fucking entertaining. "You have FAILLLED ... to PHRase your ANswer... in the form ... OF A QUESTION!" 010
HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Irony released a statement today that it is not dead, is in fact doing well, and statements to the contrary are based more on coincidence or poetic license. 010
HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Orange Roulette now has a Stat Board. Revel in the glory of your juicy excess! (My numbers here are meaningless, as I reset them often and do lots of testing. I'll be resetting yet again so I can get some good honest wholesome numbers - not that I can prove it!) 050
HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Last day of Summer Steam and itch.io sale! If you would like to support the oranges at bargain rates, it would be much appreciated by their evil dad, me. I am working on major lore updates, for the ultimate goal at this point is to help these oranges escape! Or 'escape'! 111
HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Reminder that Orange Roulette is still on sale on Steam and itch.io until the 9th! 021
HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 23/06/2026It looks like Orange Roulette is eligible to be in to the Steam Scream V event this October! The horror! The horticulture! 040
HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 20/06/2026So Trump hired this guy, his Florida neighbor, to coordinate the remodel of the reflecting pool in Washington DC, ignoring the fact that this man was NOWHERE to be seen when The Undertaker threw Mankind off the Hell in the Cell to plummet SIXTEEN FEET into the Spanish announcers' table below! 020
HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Moscow in flames, America surrenders to Iran. Film at eleven. 020
HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 02/06/2026"We need you to rescue Zack Snyder's Career, Snake. He's a director." "Director of what?" "Sucker Punch." "Jesus Christ." 040
HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Is 'Obsession' one of those 'poorly worded wish come true' scenarios? 010
HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Bought this at the thrift store connected to the dump today: 100
HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 30/04/2026There is a new update for Orange Roulette on Steam! It contains subtle aesthetic changes to advance the lore, make some objects look nicer, and the addition of a rather MAJOR game play change. Spinning the Banana Gun cylinder now involves a 'speed meter' to further the illusion of agency! 031
HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Gamedevs! I'm not really one to give advice on such things, but MAYBE it's a good idea these days not to call your game 'Something' West. I lost track long ago of which legit indie Western games I was interested in amid the morass of 'Blood' or 'Hard' or 'Gore' or 'Slappy' West games out there! 140
HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Find someone who looks at you like John Waters is looking at whatever horrific thing he's filming: 010
HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Statement from Pazuzu: "Hey, don't look at me, I have nothing to do with that guy. You're the ones that elected him president TWICE!" 000
HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Two of my favorite video-game bars are The Asylum in 'Vampire: TMBloodlines' and the little reservation bar in the original 'Prey' (2006). The Prey bar has a functional-ish Jukebox, games and TV. I decided to revisit solely for the bar, and rediscovered there's an option to just hang out there. 010
HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Doing some tests of revamped 'ghosts' (not released yet): 020
HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 07/04/2026It's cool when you have a game about oranges with a moderate cult following, because when you see an orange in popular media you can pretend it's a secret shout out! I mean c'mon, this is from the episode 'They All Get Guns'! LET ME HAVE THIS 061
HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 18/03/2026A WIP for Orange Roulette. You can tell it's a work in progress because I forgot to turn over one of the apples on the right. 040