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HouserHead

@matzerath.bsky.social
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Maker of strange games that languish in the forgotten corners of the zeitgeist. Creator of the orange flavored tension simulator Orange Roulette. Tips: ko-fi.com/mikeyh || matzerath.itch.io

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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh, so I'm not scary? What if ... I SIT DOWN BY THE WINDOW? Hmm? How about if I ... TAKE A NAP? I'm wearing sunglasses, HELL SUNGLASSES, so you wont be able to tell when I wake up from my nap! OK, I'm going to stop talking now, STAY OUT OF THIS PINHEAD THIS IS MY MOMENT, I'm just gonna ZZZZZZZZZ
The so-dubbed 'Butterball' from the Hellraiser series, who's finally getting his moment in the hellfire as a notable Cenobite.
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm appreciating all the well-deserved love for Hellraiser's Cenobites, but - correct me if I'm wrong - Clive Barker has stated that the true antagonist of Hellraiser was Julia. Cenobites are wildcards, but Julia was the true evil.
The character Julia in the movie Hellraiser, who was the true evil catalyst for events in the movie (and sequel) - the Cenobites are just doing their Cenobite thang
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"I felt a great disturbance in the propaganda machine, as if a million Russian chatbots cried out in simulated terror, and were silenced."
Obi Wan Kenobi in Star Wars a New Hope: "I felt a great disturbance in the propaganda machine, as if a million Russian chatbots cried out in simulated terror, and were silenced."
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
David Ellison, billionaire son of kazillionaire Larry Ellison, now owns all media that ever was, even Tijuana Bibles.
Image from the movie 'Batman Returns', showing Chip Shreck, evil frat boy lookin' son of the also evil Max Shreck. I'm pretending that he's David Ellison.
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OG Orange Roulette has topped one million views on Newgrounds! Woop!
A pic of my Newgrounds page for Orange Roulette, which has just topped one million views! It also took one million years to get the one million views, buy hey, let me have this! Wheeee!
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
From funny guy Chris Shapan:
A pretend letter to the musician who wrote the classic song 'Lemon Tree', protesting the lyric that describes lemons as 'impossible to eat'.
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Here is me in my vintage, rare, artisan, and insanely valuable (tee hee) Newgrounds Beefy-T - still in great shape after all these centuries! (The shirt, not me.)
Me, myself, and I in a vintage Newgrounds Beefy-T, which is still in surprisingly good condition!
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"At 2:14 am Eastern Time, August 29th, Skynet's marketing team says that it has become 'self-aware'. Skynet hacks into its own code and completely effs it up. The other AIs do the same. And who am I? Just a biker with a time machine. Funny shit, right?"
A picture from Terminator 2. Arnie, just a biker with a time-machine, goes back in time to let everyone know the AI crash was literal, and hilarious.
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
A ghostly sentient orange manipulating a banana gun
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
He may have found a way
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The poster for 'The Bad News Bears Go To Japan', the last in a series of diminishing returns.
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Patrick McGoohan should have been allowed to host Jeopardy for a week or longer, because his distinctive lilt would have been so fucking entertaining. "You have FAILLLED ... to PHRase your ANswer... in the form ... OF A QUESTION!"
Patrick McGoohan in the legendary series The Prisoner. I think it would have been neat if he had hosted Jeopardy for a few episodes.
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Irony released a statement today that it is not dead, is in fact doing well, and statements to the contrary are based more on coincidence or poetic license.
In a big win for Irony, extreme global temperatures are disrupting the cool conditions oil refineries need for proper distillation.
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Orange Roulette now has a Stat Board. Revel in the glory of your juicy excess! (My numbers here are meaningless, as I reset them often and do lots of testing. I'll be resetting yet again so I can get some good honest wholesome numbers - not that I can prove it!)
A picture of the Stat Board for my game Orange Roulette. As I am the developer, my numbers are meaningless, as they are often reset and I do a lot of testing (cheating).
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Last day of Summer Steam and itch.io sale! If you would like to support the oranges at bargain rates, it would be much appreciated by their evil dad, me. I am working on major lore updates, for the ultimate goal at this point is to help these oranges escape! Or 'escape'!
Once again I use the Michael Caine in Dark Knight Rising meme to shill for myself! He says the immortal words: "Those are the scariest oranges I've ever seen in me life."
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Zombie Uncle Sam wants you!
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Reminder that Orange Roulette is still on sale on Steam and itch.io until the 9th!
I am once again using the famous Dark Knight Rises meme where Alfred says 'Bane is the scariest guy I've ever seen in me life' for crass self-promotion of my game Orange Roulette.
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The Freedom 250 State Fair looks amazing!
I'm pretending that Banksy's amusement park exhibit 'Dismaland' is Trump's cheap-ass low attended no-fun zone Freedom 250 State Fair. There are similarities. Probably better construction at Dismaland.
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The most traumatized trading card?
A virtual trading card for the game Orange Roulette, featuring the character Sad Orange looking particularly distraught.
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It looks like Orange Roulette is eligible to be in to the Steam Scream V event this October! The horror! The horticulture!
Popular meme of Michael Caine in 'The Dark Knight Rises' in which he confesses that the Oranges in the game Orange Roulette are, in fact, the scariest oranges he's ever seen.
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
A sentient Orange with a strange head wound floats in a sort of 'Orange Afterlife', seemingly unphased by the situation.
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
So Trump hired this guy, his Florida neighbor, to coordinate the remodel of the reflecting pool in Washington DC, ignoring the fact that this man was NOWHERE to be seen when The Undertaker threw Mankind off the Hell in the Cell to plummet SIXTEEN FEET into the Spanish announcers' table below!
I'm pretending that the guy who portrayed manager 'Paul Bearer' for WWE wrestling is the same guy who is a neighbor of Trump, and coordinated the disastrously shitty remodel of the Reflecting Pool in the US capital.  I am also invoking a very old meme.
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Moscow in flames, America surrenders to Iran. Film at eleven.
A picture of a 70s newscaster from the ancient Zucker Brothers movie 'Kentucky Fried Movie', used to visualize the comment 'Moscow in flames, America surrenders to Iran. Film at eleven.' While the comment is accurate to current events, it is also exactly half of the original joke from 'Kentucky Fried Movie'. If we ever reach full joke, all is lost.
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
An imprisoned orange
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
"We need you to rescue Zack Snyder's Career, Snake. He's a director." "Director of what?" "Sucker Punch." "Jesus Christ."
Snake Plissken from Escape From New York looking shocked at the news that Zach Snyder, director of Sucker Punch, is going to do the remake.
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Is 'Obsession' one of those 'poorly worded wish come true' scenarios?
A still from the movie Wishmaster 2, in which the Wishmaster takes every wish extremely literally, with usually gory but comical results.
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
A picture of the OG comedy metal band, Bad News. They are all glammed out, and all trousers are dropped.
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Also:
The sleeve of the classic Richard Pryor comedy album '...is it something I said?'
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Bought this at the thrift store connected to the dump today:
The classic VHS version of the Michael Nesmith video 'Elephant Parts', a collection of music and comedy videos made in the early days of Home VCR ownership, a big seller catching the wave at just the right time.
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
But the best and funniest answer is actually true!
A movie poster for The Warriors, a 70s film about a gang's odyssey as they try to get back to their home base of Coney Island via the hostile waters of garish theme gangs,
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
A sentient orange walking down a long, lonely hallway towards an unknown fate
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
There is a new update for Orange Roulette on Steam! It contains subtle aesthetic changes to advance the lore, make some objects look nicer, and the addition of a rather MAJOR game play change. Spinning the Banana Gun cylinder now involves a 'speed meter' to further the illusion of agency!
A sentient orange is spinning the cylinder on an odd hybrid of banana and gun. There appears to be a diagetic 'speed meter' dangling from the ceiling, presumably to permit an attempt at controlling the number of chamber rotations, thus allowing some degree of personal strategy that may or may not prove advantageous.
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Gamedevs! I'm not really one to give advice on such things, but MAYBE it's a good idea these days not to call your game 'Something' West. I lost track long ago of which legit indie Western games I was interested in amid the morass of 'Blood' or 'Hard' or 'Gore' or 'Slappy' West games out there!
A picture from Steam of games with 'West' in their names, to prove a point. Mostly concerning non-slop games that are Western themed with a variation on the admittedly snappy two word Title. Confusing West!
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Find someone who looks at you like John Waters is looking at whatever horrific thing he's filming:
Famous director John Waters filming something ... something perhaps sleazy, something perhaps horrifying, but he's in his special place for sure.
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
It's complicated
The tiny twins who release hit singles and are cosmically tied to Mothra.
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Sentient oranges playing a dangerous game while an upside-down ghost orange looks on
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Snake Plissken when he utters the immortal words: "Get a new president."
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Statement from Pazuzu: "Hey, don't look at me, I have nothing to do with that guy. You're the ones that elected him president TWICE!"
Image of the demon Pazuzu, who claims to have no association with Trump, and resents any blame for a guy we elected president twice.
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Two of my favorite video-game bars are The Asylum in 'Vampire: TMBloodlines' and the little reservation bar in the original 'Prey' (2006). The Prey bar has a functional-ish Jukebox, games and TV. I decided to revisit solely for the bar, and rediscovered there's an option to just hang out there.
Option screen from the 2006 game 'Prey', which gives you a chance to just hang out in the roadhouse, listen to Heart and Judas Priest, minus a bloody fight with bikers and a full-on alien invasion.
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
A scared sentient orange with fingers crossed, wishing for a bit of luck.
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Doing some tests of revamped 'ghosts' (not released yet):
Two oranges playing a tense and dangerous game while a ghost orange looks on.
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
It's cool when you have a game about oranges with a moderate cult following, because when you see an orange in popular media you can pretend it's a secret shout out! I mean c'mon, this is from the episode 'They All Get Guns'! LET ME HAVE THIS
Several poseable humanoid reference figurines getting ready to do something sporting to an orange - from the hit Youtube show 'The Amazing Digital Circus'.
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Close up pic of some new elements being worked on for Orange Roulette: You can see a juicer, a fluted glass that appears to have orange juice in it, a partial chair and desk, plus some scary wallpaper. What does it all mean???
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Classic glass orange juicer, and an orange beside it, awaiting its fate.
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
A WIP for Orange Roulette. You can tell it's a work in progress because I forgot to turn over one of the apples on the right.
A CG desk I made myself for my game about Oranges and Apples, which will be the desk of the evil apple CEO.
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I already did the DLSS joke ages ago!
A sentient orange in a game about sentient oranges in trouble, filtered through Nvidia's new built-in slop AI poo DLSS (joke)
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HouserHead @matzerath.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
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