Matt @mattyost.bsky.social · 2hforgot to set my morning gym alarm but my body woke up naturally is this the grind life people speak of 190
Matt @mattyost.bsky.social · 11hhayley williams is a fantastic ambassador for millennial supremacy 070
Reposted by MattMaterialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 14hI would prefer if the anti-climate change movement just advocated against climate change rather than doing antisemitism about a vaguely related topic 635326
Matt @mattyost.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“a diagnosis” from crazy ex-girlfriend is a triple platinum banger 130
Matt @mattyost.bsky.social · 05/10/2026happy monday happy pull day happy cold enough to wear my puffy vest for the first time this season day 2100
Matt @mattyost.bsky.social · 04/10/2026kinda natural offshoot of voters’/the media’s refusal to acknowledge who was president in 2020 020
Matt @mattyost.bsky.social · 04/10/2026future governor amy klobuchar made an appearance at the marathon watch party 090
Matt @mattyost.bsky.social · 04/10/2026going to a marathon watch party because it is a gorgeous autumn day and i love watching hot runners achieve their dreams while i drink a bloody mary in my friends’ neighbors’ front yard 2301
Reposted by Matt8 Matts in a Duffel Bag @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026this is how a cartoon dog would stand if it was about to be lifted in the air by the aroma of a delicious pie 892627285
Matt @mattyost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026accidentally packed tiny running shorts for leg day let’s see how this goes 2261
Reposted by MattNigella Lawson @nigella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Thank YOU. I believe profoundly that the only correct response to pleasure is gratitude rather than guilt 262643406
Matt @mattyost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026spotted in the wild (downtown minneapolis): a heidi heitkamp for senate bumper sticker 160
Matt @mattyost.bsky.social · 28/09/2026all right morning workout girls let’s see what the fuss is about 290
