Reposted by Matt 🍓Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever 40118413075
Matt 🍓 @mattwho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Internally illogical. Why consider an import ban if your in ‘total control’ of oil exports? 010
Reposted by Matt 🍓Are you mad at me? @bradys.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Gay men with entire husbands who complain online about being lonely: 4819
Matt 🍓 @mattwho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Sex is a sacred act between two people and all of their group chats.” 070
Matt 🍓 @mattwho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A man roller skating down 5th Avenue, with a highly visible neon pink thong whale-tail. #NewYork 050
Matt 🍓 @mattwho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It’s a shame that living longer always adds years to the end of your life. Someone should invent a diet that extends your 20s. 0101
Matt 🍓 @mattwho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My AIs are all starting to use ‘I recall…’ or refer to a fact from ‘memory’ but not being certain. 021
Reposted by Matt 🍓A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hard to imagine what that would be like 23875211267
Reposted by Matt 🍓Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Of course, the vile Trump regime sides with bigoted parents over vulnerable kids. 1611329494
Reposted by Matt 🍓Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman. 149121942040
Reposted by Matt 🍓Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Most riveting thing I've seen all week 384113183074
Matt 🍓 @mattwho.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It’s wild that we have a better system for finding good baseball players than we do good politicians. 091
Matt 🍓 @mattwho.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Healthcare with a profit incentive doesn’t want to make you healthy. 060
Reposted by Matt 🍓Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Pray they do not alter it further 28912
Reposted by Matt 🍓Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually 11996991920
Reposted by Matt 🍓Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 160191213861
Reposted by Matt 🍓Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/09/2026Q: China is one of the most repressive countries for journalists in the world-- TRUMP: Well, I don't know about that. I think we're repressive also 69340271029
Reposted by Matt 🍓Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.gizmodo.com71% of Americans Say They're Completely ExhaustedA CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States. 1401266996703
Reposted by Matt 🍓Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/09/2026Rick Scott: "With regard to destroying mankind, these companies need to do the right thing on their own. We're not going to get smart enough to regulate them. We're not going to get something done up here." 10081836344
Matt 🍓 @mattwho.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The aide seems to be the one voting here, why roll him in?youtube.comSen. Mitch McConnell accidentally votes incorrectly on his first day back from medical leaveYouTube video by KTAR News 050
Reposted by Matt 🍓Micah Lee @micahflee.com · 16/09/2026HaJ3FgupAm8RrDJW3MHgT9X7Ft27eVaD What is that? That's a hard-coded API token that Flock cameras use to identify themselves and get OAuth credentials, which can then be used to talk to Flock's production servers. Like, anyone on the internet can probably do this right now. 382530851
Matt 🍓 @mattwho.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Are iMessages (partic images) failing to send a ton on iOS 27 for other people? 000
Reposted by Matt 🍓Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship. 475239154329
Matt 🍓 @mattwho.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The Apple ‘Find My Friends’ app should display the local time for people. 010
Reposted by Matt 🍓Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 03/09/2026He danced. He posed. He tried to impress. She wasn't convinced. He got the message and he moved on. Respect matters, even in the wild, a "no" is simply a no. #Whydah #PinTailedWhydah #BirdPhotography IG: @triwild 1383402568
Reposted by Matt 🍓Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 03/09/2026get off your high horse. get on this low horse with me. we're low horsin' today, buddy, it's gonna be chill. this horse is so loooooow, it'll blow your mind 1113424
Matt 🍓 @mattwho.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The most depressing thing about the gym is; if you’re doing it right, it never gets easier. 2150
Reposted by Matt 🍓FED UP! @val.sheshed.rocks · 26/08/20261/ You are who you are. Whether you’re gay, straight, Black, transgender, we are supposed to love one another. This is why I love Dolly Parton. Dolly let the world know she didn’t judge anyone because she is not God. She was the true meaning of #woke! ✊🏻✊🏿🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️⚧️ #SheShed #Pinks 391630514
Matt 🍓 @mattwho.bsky.social · 24/08/2026“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are face-down-ass-up.” — Oscar Wilde when he was in fire island. 050
Matt 🍓 @mattwho.bsky.social · 22/08/2026When this hits minute three my stomach DROPS from me like the apex of a rollercoaster. It only works if you watch from the start.youtu.beHaydn Symphony No 88 4th Leonard BernsteinYouTube video by SOFALAND. cz 010
