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Matt Vee

@mattvee.bsky.social
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Torontonian; underachiever; mentally ill.

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Matt Vee @mattvee.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I should’ve been a dancer
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Matt Vee @mattvee.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Just crushed a full box of KD to myself and chased it with a Cherry Pepsi if you’re wondering how my adulthood is going
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.
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Matt Vee @mattvee.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
My math says 2 HR per at bat by the end of the season
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Matt Vee @mattvee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Trent Thornton gave up two on the same day!
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Rocky Alcoa @ivortossell.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The most dispiriting part of modernity is the sense you're just not awful enough to really get ahead.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I think Meg White is a good drummer just by the standards of being a good drummer but I think she’s an exceptional drummer by the standards of having her extremely strange husband come home one day and say that they were starting a band and had to dress alike and also she’s his sister now
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Matt Vee @mattvee.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This team is trying to kill me
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
We are a Dodgers shitkicking away from things being pure poison
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
A good way to avoid being someone’s mark on April Fools’ is to never believe anybody again
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I support the Giants game plan of whipping baseballs at various Yankees
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 08/02/2026
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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RD Topp @rdtopp.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
The whole point of a salary cap, any salary cap, is to reduce the overall money that owners spend on players. Owners get more, players get less. They wouldn't be doing it if that wasn't the end goal. Salary caps make owners richer. Period.
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Canadian federal Bill C-16 proposes making nonconsensual deep fake nudes a crime. We can talk all day about how the legal system will not save us but this is a tangible way we can at least create SOME mechanism for justice. Now's the time to contact your MP and show your support for the Bill.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Batman Returns bsky.app/profile/john...
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Artisanal strike zone
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I’ve been thinking a lot about a new kind of polling I’d like to see. We have polling that measures public opinion, which is obviously important, but I’d love to see a little more empirical work on public knowledge: what do voters know about politics and policy?
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Defector @defector.com · 28/10/2025
The NBA media told fans that the probable sudden end of a coach's career and the unearthing of a gambling ring were mere growing pains for an industry just getting its feet under it. Actually, they said, some good might come of this. defector.com/the-nba-medi...
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The NBA Media Is Not Built To Cover A Gambling Scandal | Defector
Hours after the FBI arrested Terry Rozier and Chauncey Billups, and published a pair of indictments detailing the former’s alleged involvement in a cooked prop-bet unders scheme and the latter’s…
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Joe Posnanski @joeposnanski.com · 28/10/2025
The folks who invented baseball knew what they were doing.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
In retrospect, we should have known something was up when both Prince and David Bowie returned to their home planets in early 2016.
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Gourmet Spud @gourmetspud.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Please don’t go nuts with Drake-Kendrick stuff during the World Series. Toronto as a municipality has moved beyond Drake. If he posts anything please report him immediately.
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emma dawn @emmadawn.com · 21/10/2025
Kathie from Kids in the Hall wearing a 90s Toronto Blue Jays sweater
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Matt Vee @mattvee.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Excited to learn which of Taylor’s new songs is about me
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Matt Vee @mattvee.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Cereal is a nighttime food and pie is for breakfast. I won’t be taking questions.
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James McLeod @jamespmcleod.ca · 28/08/2025
I wonder when the fighter jets will start ripping over Toronto.
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Matt Vee @mattvee.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Right about … now
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Matt Vee @mattvee.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
LFG!
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Matt Vee @mattvee.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
My dumb Q: why are electoral maps in the US not drawn by civil servants?
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Sacha Judd @sachajudd.com · 04/08/2025
once again relevant: @meakoopa.bsky.social on the ethics of holograms (or AI generated versions of you after your death www.startrek.com/news/whitney...
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A Trick of the Light: On the Ethics of Holograms
When are our faces not our own?
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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 30/07/2025
Age verification? Our high school had a smoking section for students at lunch.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Rich teams already pay a shit ton in revenue sharing to teams like the Pirates, Marlins, etc., whose owners pocket the money instead of spending it on players because capitalism. Then they gaslight their fans into being mad at owners willing to spend or players for being “greedy.” Come on, guys.
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
The Iron Sheik o @the_ironsheik
HULK HOGAN MAY HAVE BEEN A DUMB SON OF A BITCH IN THE RING BUT OUTSIDE THE RING HE WAS ALSO A DUMB SON OF A BITCH
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Matt Eddy @matteddyba.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Fun fact about John Olerud, one of my favorite hitters ever He holds the single-season record for batting average and OBP for two franchises. 1993 Blue Jays .363 AVG, .473 OBP 1998 Mets .354 AVG, .447 OBP
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Blake Murphy @blakemurphy.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I have had an awful couple of days but none of it compares to having to watch Chad Green in a big spot
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Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
what’s the point of working in a universe with 80 years of back story if you’re not going to play the long game?
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Matt Vee @mattvee.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
If you wonder if I have a lot of friends I was fired by my therapist this week
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Matt Vee @mattvee.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
One day your body just decides that 6am is the time to get up and you’re old now
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Matt Vee @mattvee.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I think I don’t come here as much as I’d like because my feed is so earnest. Just smart people working super hard at their job. That’s not what I need right now.
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Matt Vee @mattvee.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
There’s no ‘weird Bluesky’ is there
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
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Gourmet Spud @gourmetspud.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Quicksand, quicksand everywhere.
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
If public health officials used "Get vaxxed to decrease your chances of turning bisexual" the right would no longer be anti-vaccine.
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John Michael McGrath @jm-mcgrath.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
"But the one issue that gets frequently mentioned by Carleton residents was Poilievre’s support of members of the convoy protest that occupied downtown Ottawa in early 2022."
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Maris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I love my echo chamber where everyone values the humanity of other people and enjoys the arts.
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Phil Theobald @whimsicalphil.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
I'm saddened to learn that we lost David Schleinkofer earlier this week. He created lots of incredible sci-fi artwork, including the box art for SimCity 2000 and one of the most incredible pieces of Transformers art that many 80's kids still have seared into their brains.
G1 Transformers back-of-the-box mural by David Schleinkofer. It shows multiple Transformers characters (most prominently Optimus Prime and Starscream) battling in deep space.SimCity 2000 box art by David Schleinkofer. A UFO hovers over a large city.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 22/04/2025
if you're wondering how i became the smartest person on the planet it was nepotism
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