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Daryl Hannah @dhlovelife.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly broke me in early to her raucous self deprecating sense of humor when we began steel magnolias rehearsals  i asked her - how long does it take to do a hair do like yours? Dolly - no idea, i’m never there when they do it! i started taking Dolly-isms notes on the back of my script after that
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Cashlin @cashlin.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The show must hoe on
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
if i had my way when that tarp and scaffolding come down both Trump and Kennedy's names will have been replaced with a sick-ass mural of Dale Earnhardt killing God with an X-Wing
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Is today Mark Hamill's birthday? @hamill-day.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Today is not Mark Hamill's birthday, but it is Frank Oz's.
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It's Mr. Boof Your NOS @matt-krajnak.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Don't get me wrong: I love a cute idea. But the second I think about working on it, ain't feeling so cute anymore.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, aghast, says "Oh No! That means..." We see Jack Skellington in the woods beyond Halloweentown approaching a tree with doors shaped like the World Trade Center. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of a bunch of terrified passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane about to crash into tower one. Jack once again asks "what's this?"
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
We are the daughters of the zoomers you couldn’t buttmog
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
too many stupid people have money; that's why I'm launching protein cigarettes
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It's Mr. Boof Your NOS @matt-krajnak.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
fruit punch pedialite is my spirit animal rn
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I’m working on a very important project. I will be inventing what I’m tentatively calling “hot beer” it’s beer but it’s hot like coffee. I acknowledge that I will have to adjust the beer recipe but I’m gonna figure it out
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Cashlin @cashlin.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Who here is dedicated to running Cashlin songs up past 100 views on youtube & sharing them to the infinite music blogs that exist online & in different languages? Give up taylor swift give up BTS, Cashlin can pay you back for yr efforts in blunts of cali weed and olde english 40s
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
honestly the only Millennial / Gen Z dividing point that matters to me is this: do you remember how things were pre-9/11? and, crucially, how everyone lost their minds on and after 9/11? If so, you're a millennial or older.
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Cashlin @cashlin.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Smokin the strain of weed that makes you invent myspace
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Andrei Dobrynin (Russian, born 1985) Spring Flowers, 2020 Oil on canvas 50 x 40 cm Private collection #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 21/04/2026
For too long, bureaucracy kept 7 child care centers across our city empty — spaces that should have been alive with laughter instead collected dust. We've run through that red tape. This fall, all 7 will open their doors, bringing an additional 240 free 3-K seats & real relief to working families.
Mayor Mamdani and a group of children hold hands while running through red tape in a hallway.
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It's Mr. Boof Your NOS @matt-krajnak.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
ok so it's a bomber jacket & romper combo, and it's called the unibomber
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Sega CD Pride Month @32mbit.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
hans zimmer is really just a more big time tommy tallarico. canceling this guy is no big loss. good riddance
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Summit County Libraries @summitlibraries.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
We have some incredible art in our town! 🎨 Natalie Wurmel
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Michael DeForge @michaeldeforge.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
i was trying to explain to a friend the way new fonts look, so i made this graphic
When you see this font you know you're about to be sold quasi-legal weed products
OH SHIT IT'S THIS FONT THIS PLACE MUST HAVE
MUSHROOMS TOO
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Sega CD Pride Month @32mbit.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
in another 20 years we might see what they've been promising us but it's going to take a lot more research and a huge leap in hardware. it's like virtual reality in the 90s where they blew their load on it too early and it didn't become a thing for nearly 30 more years.
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It's Mr. Boof Your NOS @matt-krajnak.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
The 2010's, Justin-Bieber-style lesbian is back, and girlies, I'm here for it!
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 25/03/2026
probably my favorite youtube channel i think
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Sega CD Pride Month @32mbit.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Gene Roddenberry was right that in the future, people would still be horny, but he was a bit off the mark as far as people being horny in the exact way he was
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Look at my opposition party dawg
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
were back to calling vomit "Throw up" . like "look at that pile of throw up over there" or " my ass is covered in throw up"
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
the signs
is your dad on drugs?
calm
cool shirt
fucks your mom
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Sega CD Pride Month @32mbit.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
"it's really impressive when you know that the 32x was a half baked piece of shit"
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
tonight i saw my oldest Rival, a gamer I'll refer to as "DX", tell his 8 viewers hes trying to sell his dead wifes diapers on fb marketplace
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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
"What if somebody said "It's the Super Bowl." And then I'm like, "You probably couldn't even get a ticket to the Salad Bowl." 🥗 That's funny." THIRD GUY: Well, you're certainly dressed for it. That's funny too. (I start sucking the third guy's dick.) That's funny. - JF #TheJokingGamer #ad
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Plainwrap @plainwrapname.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
If the old robber barons like Rockefeller and J.P. Morgan had a stock ticker showing them nonstop insults from the hoi polloi they too would send the Pinkertons into random Midwestern cities to get into fights with locals.
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 27/12/2025
last night i ate about 1lb of salami and pepperoni then immediately went to bed. so i had nightmares about chugging water and woke up feeling like i had sucked on a paper towel all night. so tonight im just going to eat a bunch of paper towels and see what happens
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James Vincent @jjvincent.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 19/12/2025
Looks like our great friend "Jeff" knew what he was doing when it came to prosumer-level networking hardware! But very messy cable management and no "OCD Panels". Not a very classy deployment. My home rack looks much better. Too bad!
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
the sooner everyone in the US electorate and public service understands that there is no normal to be found or returned to here the better we all will be. the time for half measures and norms has long passed.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 14/11/2025
fake New York Times opinion column headline: "Why Are Pre-Teen Girls Obsessed With Entrapping Billionaires?"
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 13/11/2025
hard for me to get too upset at the NYT or whoever for "killing" stories about the nation's elite and their own reporters palling around and conspiring with infamous pedophile sex traffickers. at the end of the day, you only have so many pages in the newspaper. and maybe someone in NYC saw a deer?
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
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It's Mr. Boof Your NOS @matt-krajnak.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
You think after spending all that time in a giant peach, James ended up marrying a chick with a damn dump truck in the back?
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Producer Dan from @yourkickstartersucks.com
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Good morning let’s learn Chinese together
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Since I started following sports, the amount of time I encounter the phrase "masterclass" has increased one hundred fold
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Kate Bernot @kbernot.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Fun assignment for @saveur.com, looking into the modern side of mead. With new producers, new formats, and a diminished focus on the ren faire set, mead is proving surprisingly versatile. Find it in the latest issue!
A cover of the fall/winter 2025 issue of SAVEUR shows a vertical photo of Chinese noodles on a yellow tableAn interior page from the SAVEUR issue shows text as well as a large, center photo of a bottle of dark purple mead from Superstition Meadery
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
before: i hate myself
after: nope, that wasn't it
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It's Mr. Boof Your NOS @matt-krajnak.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
People really wondering if the mf who owned the Miss Teen USA pageant was friends with Epstein?
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It's Mr. Boof Your NOS @matt-krajnak.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Mourn you till we join you
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I will be watching The Odyssey the same way I watch every Christopher Nolan movie
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