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mathew olson

@mathewolson.com
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blogging at virtualvector.xyz • writer and creative technologist at large • makin’ arcade stuff • totally sincere hater • he/him •

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ron @edenthecat.bsky.social · 58m
hey btw i have been working on a game with @bijan.bsky.social - please go follow @dearannagame.bsky.social for updates! i built the tool to build it and am doing one of the voices!!! i have been interested in voice acting for a while and am v happy to get to do it!!! building games with pals is fun
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mathew olson @mathewolson.com · 54m
hm. hmm!
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midlife crisis goals
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the pig planterleo pointing
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 16h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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mathew olson @mathewolson.com · 12h
yeah sure, i'm into sorkin. sorkin up UV til i look like a california raisin
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mathew olson @mathewolson.com · 13h
i got out resident evil 45 minutes ago and the thought buzzing in my head is: why the FUCK hasn’t a good halo movie* been made, it would be so easy *there is no way to make a good halo TV show and i will not elaborate at this hour
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mathew olson @mathewolson.com · 16h
maybe this is corny but it is nice when a couple times a month i see our mayor making a big deal out of taking steps to make things more livable for our neighbors in this big, glorious, horribly expensive city
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mathew olson @mathewolson.com · 18h
if the capabilities of this model were only half as bad as what these researchers found it’d still be cause to go delete all personal data off of meta’s platform. pairing a chatbot interface with the hyperinvasive data collection meta does and then surfacing that tool to the *public* is indefensible
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ashley bardhan @ashleybardhan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
is there a better word than devastated? (shattered? fly-swatted?) anyway i've been laid off. i joined gamesradar+ as a freelancer in 2023, and the site had my lifelong admiration by the time i became a senior writer in 2024. i'll miss it lmk if u need a creepy🧟‍♀️ gurl: ashleybardhan(at)gmail(dot)com
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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026
You catch that big video essay last night?
coworkers deviously luring you over to the water cooler
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mathew olson @mathewolson.com · 29/09/2026
hate to say it but zuckerberg probably coulda popped him like a balloon
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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mathew olson @mathewolson.com · 29/09/2026
pretty sure when swan boy heard about what went down at hooters he was also thinking about that scene in robocop. that would explain his uncertainty here, and who could blame him
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mathew olson @mathewolson.com · 29/09/2026
BREAKING: i’ll do this for free, minimal water and electricity usage, better than the dumb chatbot first, you’re gonna need to get aja AND gaucho. the one you like more will influence step 2,
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mathew olson @mathewolson.com · 29/09/2026
i think these remarks from the director are valid but it *is* funny to read this when just last night i was talking about how much the game still does this—albeit pretty tastefully and in a diegetic manner. there’s actual yellow arrows and tape everywhere!
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sorry I have been playing too much Control Resonant and had to get this out of my head.
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mathew olson @mathewolson.com · 28/09/2026
yup that sure is 9 games. some of these obviously rank as favorites too, but my selection criteria for this list is “the games i’d most likely say ‘we should do it like [game] did’ when working on a game project myself” honorary mention to pac-man
a “my 9 games” list with Lego Island, Outer Wilds, Super Mario World, Golden Sun, Half-Life, Max Payne, Halo, Super Metroid, and Tetris DS
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Knicks are such a weird cultural thing because the players have absolutely perfect vibes, the fans are amazing, the celebs, all of that is so fun and pure and great and then they are owned by one of the worlds worst human beings who uses the building as a straight up evil lair
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cool guy randy! @coolguyrandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every college in this country decided that expelling and/or sending the police to beat the shit out of their own students for the crime of being opposed to genocide was their top priority. That and giving Trump complete control of what they teach. Contrast that with how they treat rapists.
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mathew olson @mathewolson.com · 28/09/2026
as a queens resident i’d be sooooo mad if i was in manhattan when the AWE hit. like it’s bad enough having to go there in the first place and now i’m gonna be all fuckeddekcuf uppu anddna shittihs or deadass reciting a crappy poem like copy of a copy of a copy orange peel
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 28/09/2026
Did you watch this stupid shit yet???? youtu.be/dKjhBz76E_Y
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Name Change Week Returns!
YouTube video by Go Off Kings
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kara🐆 @karaonza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
toys r us event store in new york ~2016. i used to date the person on the left. PAC completely no-sold the giraffe head and stared the human down directly in her eyes (neck star) what a worker
geoffrey pac
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 25/09/2026
Exciting news! As part of New York Games Week, we’re going to be hosting our first-ever live podcast at Town Hall in NYC on Oct 8 with special guests @halfrobot.com and @mrsambarlow.bsky.social. RSVP (for free) here: www.eventbrite.com/e/aftermath-...
the aftermath hours logo
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mathew olson @mathewolson.com · 28/09/2026
there’s a lot of stuff going on in control resonant worth talking about but i haven’t seen anyone else mention the two things about its new york that have stopped me in my tracks: outdoor dining shelters and those “please maintain a safe social distance” stickers on subway platforms
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Cyriak @cyriak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Been messing around with Doom Builder
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It's Ryan! @construct.goblinmo.de · 28/09/2026
We're putting on a great event @movingimagenyc.bsky.social, including arcade games, circuitry lessons, and talks by @andymakes.itch.io (Rocket Dog, PARTICLE MACE), Nick Santaniello (HOVERBURGER), @mattfryed.bsky.social (MASSIVE), and Kari Setsuko Love (karimakes.com). Come through!
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nancy 9/28/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 1
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It's Ryan! @construct.goblinmo.de · 28/09/2026
Renn Faire got rained out so we put on our costumes and just hung out at the air bnb. I wish horses were real
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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 27/09/2026
i am doing this right now. i am making homer's nacho hat. twitch.tv/libtron
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𝖀nreal to𝖀rnement 2043 @ditzypie.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
An honest exchange about outfits between husband and wife (@demilardner.bsky.social) Listen to BigSoftTitty.png 🤳
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mathew olson @mathewolson.com · 27/09/2026
buzzkill mayor says i shouldn't eat the mold... but it smells sooo good
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mathew olson @mathewolson.com · 26/09/2026
me to a disney exec pitching my new trashy YA magic school series: well of course that’s how it’s pronounced. if you say it your way it sounds too much like OVEN academy. this show isn’t about a culinary program
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mathew olson @mathewolson.com · 26/09/2026
what tazer said
big apple at sunset baybee
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Capping off the week going full Hater mode on Meta. aftermath.site/meta-vr-glas...
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Hey, Quick Question: Who Are Meta’s VR Glasses For?
Meta’s VR Glasses are aimed at a customer I’m not sure exists, unless we are counting "bored people at the airport."
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 25/09/2026
rotating an idea that halo is the defining media franchise of the 21st century. i look at how its been mismanaged for 20 years, no one working on it has a job, its games don't even sell anymore but. they cant let it die. the IP must continue. everything becomes halo on a long enough timeline
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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
mikanky
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AmericanTruckSongs10 @ethangach.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you read one thing about Halo this week I think it should be this
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Boys Don't Die: A Halo Retrospective - Kotaku
'No, I think we're just getting started.'
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Mike Cook @mtrc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
incredible thread. i feel normal. i feel normal about the world and the events that happen in it.
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mathew olson @mathewolson.com · 25/09/2026
i have now tried out the steam frame and it is absolutely nutty that alyx can run natively. yeah it’s night and day compared to streaming from a PC to the headset—that looks GREAT—but it is still the same underlying experience. makes it more frustrating that so many later VR games haven’t come close
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mathew olson @mathewolson.com · 25/09/2026
why don’t you take a seat right over there in the crystal? it’ll only feel like a week
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Wanna Hear Some Halo Lore? @stefanheck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One way to support us while the stream is suspended is to nominate us for the Streamer Awards! Just picture JF at an awards show with a bunch of unbelievably annoying Twitch and Kick influencers. We simply must make it happen.
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mathew olson @mathewolson.com · 25/09/2026
finally realized what the stupid meta ai mascot reminds me of
pitpat, the non threatening mascot for globochem in mr show
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D.W.A.P. (Ben) @andwap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When your gamedev friend shows you progress on their new engine.
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bijan @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 24/09/2026
i'm the guy at twitch who says we should ban these guys without telling them why, but keep the guys who call for genocide and the 600,000 accounts that just show family guy episodes all day. i make $800k a year and my family loves me
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Pinkerton is cringe." That's why it's good!! That and the impeccable songwriting and tortured performance and genre-defining guitars.
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