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Frank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is what I look like at work every day

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 24/09/2026

"[Genre], but with Picross" is my favorite thing to occasionally come across Also notable: "[Genre], but with Peggle"

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andy 🅱️ @bugay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

hi is your cheeseburger working

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 18/09/2026

I miss Idle Thumbs.

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

me asking my inner child for the 20th time today what the hell it thinks it's doing

Jim Henson looking pointedly at Kermit. Kermit looks like he's hiding something but trying to play it cool

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 18/09/2026

Wow there sure were a lot of lizards for this event to sell out in five hours

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grace @acab4cutie.top · 17/09/2026

one thing about me is that i will absolutely be the bigger person…in the sense that i will become a giant bitch :)

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 13/09/2026

i regulardropped into Seized Stockholm it hurt

A photo of the harbor in Stockholm, where the bay is perfectly reflected against the still water

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 13/09/2026

How did I already forget about truman show Kirby

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 13/09/2026

"Because then I wouldn't get my pro quo"

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

[murderer puts gun to my head] Me: sorry I’m not interested

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 13/09/2026

Kaji, once again, inexplicably beats the grooming allegations

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 13/09/2026

Hey it's been a weird week, I'm gonna share something I really love The Indiana Jones Expanded Universe

A copy of Indiana Jones and the Hollow Earth sitting on a table, it's got blimps and Harrison Ford and punching Nazis like what else could you want

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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

He was a ten, but didn't appreciate dogs playing poker

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 12/09/2026

no kettle corn vendor at the fall festival we used to live in a society

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 12/09/2026

Imagine writing a serious reply to a serious text and these are the "one tap reply" suggestions that Google messages app puts a quarter inch from your finger at all times, like they're setting a trap for you

Three "quick response" suggestions
"Okay 👍"
"☺️"
"😔"

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 11/09/2026

you watch ONE "wedding entrance to outer wilds music" Instagram reel and suddenly that's every fifth video you get served

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Levi Fuller @denimclature.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Premise: It's time to play the music It's time to light the lights It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight It's time to put on make up It's time to dress up right It's time to get things started on the most sensational Inspirational, celebrational, muppetational . . . Muppet Show

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Filth Wizard @tinyweasel.eurosky.social · 08/09/2026

I anthropomorphize EVERYTHING and I still don't think those stupid robots are people

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Micah @rincewind.run · 05/09/2026

there have been two uses of ‘Hobocop’ in recent years and both of them are perfect

Reacher from the show Reacher

he is very large

Harry Du Bois from Disco Elysium

he is a mess

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 03/09/2026

reported for dogpiling

a poster for the cartoon 2 stupid dogs

small dog is on top of big dog

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 02/09/2026

Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old.

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Wes Anderson Moonrise: Cat on the Beach

Alt: Wes Anderson Moonrise: Cat on the Beach

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 02/09/2026

personally I'll be playing the rest of zero company the way the creators intended:

A listing for the moonlight app on sony psp

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 29/08/2026

downgrade a movie: Mad Max: Miffed Road

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 29/08/2026

The overpowering urge to walk out of the bathroom at this club and yell the truth: "THESE GUYS? NONE OF THEM WASHED THEIR HANDS. HOLY SHIT." and also immediately leave

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

going into the squeekend like 🐭

An internet meme featuring a cute, small white mouse with a tiny pink nose and sparkling dark eyes, sitting next to a tiny pink 1970s style toy telephone. A person's hand holds the miniature toy phone’s receiver up to the ear of this curious mouse.

Text exchange shown below the image:

user seriouslyishouldhavingatail asks:

“hello, who am I squeaking with?”

Another user holdyourcolour replies:

“Hold on, I’m putting you on squeaker phone!”

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 29/08/2026

Honestly I was there three times last week and did not think for a second about walking under it and I'm not sure why

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James Wood @omgmorejames.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Sprigatita tell me what’s wrong

A Sprigatito plush toy left on the dirty ground in a department store

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alice e marwick @alicetiara.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

THIS. Thanks @masnick.com for being one of the few outlets to fully cover child safety BS

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 26/08/2026

I still think about reading THE GIVER and having my mind blown by the realization that, in hindsight, the perspective and worldview of the characters was fundamentally not reflective of my own.

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 26/08/2026

A girl I was dating once asked me what book she should buy her big reader nephew for his sixth birthday, I picked up Sideways Stories from Wayside School and was absolutely insistent it was the right choice Every time I go through that bookstore I think, "Man we messed that kid up in the best way."

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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 15/08/2026

During a job interview, if they ask, "Do you have any questions for us?" REMEMBER THE GROCERY LIST: the job is going to the owner's nephew but you still need bananas

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 09/08/2026

hang on, the cronut was invented in 2013, the work is still mysterious and important

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 09/08/2026

god, that's what we needed. a big stuck boat in an unconcerning location

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 09/08/2026

okay so I can admit at this point that maybe perching the 4tb usb drive at the top of the stack of computers and the heatsinks and the fan while it ran a backup was not the greatest idea

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 07/08/2026

guys do you think cookie monster remembers me

a photo of a tiny young boy with blonde hair having a photo taken with cookie monster. cookie monster is holding a small bag of cookies in a ziploc bag

the young boy is me

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 07/08/2026

Oh my God I just found out about this story listening to @lawandchaospod.bsky.social holy shit I dealt with Jeff Mascott YEARS ago because he was using a domain I own as a dumping ground for his spam emails share.google/Auxebm4FyqJW...

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‘Is she even allowed to be doing this?’: Inside a federal judge’s side gig running a PR firm

Jennifer Mascott’s tenure at public affairs firm Adfero sparked questions around conflicts of interest and partisanship.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Have it your way: submissive and breedable

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