iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

@rockpapershotgun.bsky.social hey so looks like your aion takeover isn't respecting your color scheme, at least on mobile Cc @julianbenson.bsky.social

A screenshot of rock paper shotgun where the white text is on a white background

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 13/09/2026

i regulardropped into Seized Stockholm it hurt

A photo of the harbor in Stockholm, where the bay is perfectly reflected against the still water

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 13/09/2026

I gave up in Ireland tbh Felt like I'd gone far enough

A photo from Howe outside of Dublin - an idyllic bay shot from a high angle

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 13/09/2026

Hey it's been a weird week, I'm gonna share something I really love The Indiana Jones Expanded Universe

A copy of Indiana Jones and the Hollow Earth sitting on a table, it's got blimps and Harrison Ford and punching Nazis like what else could you want

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 12/09/2026

Imagine writing a serious reply to a serious text and these are the "one tap reply" suggestions that Google messages app puts a quarter inch from your finger at all times, like they're setting a trap for you

Three "quick response" suggestions
"Okay 👍"
"☺️"
"😔"

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 03/09/2026

reported for dogpiling

a poster for the cartoon 2 stupid dogs

small dog is on top of big dog

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 02/09/2026

the fact that this particular form factor is a completely abandoned line on the "little electronics family tree" is among the greatest tech tragedies of our modern age

an image of the psp go, a device with slide out controls

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 02/09/2026

personally I'll be playing the rest of zero company the way the creators intended:

A listing for the moonlight app on sony psp

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 28/08/2026

i knew what i wanted

a google search for chiquitita pokemon soundfont autocorrected to chikorita pokemon soundfont

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 08/08/2026

"oh it was just for spam?" NO HE USED IT FOR EVERYTHING

An email containing medical information for this guy

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 07/08/2026

guys do you think cookie monster remembers me

a photo of a tiny young boy with blonde hair having a photo taken with cookie monster. cookie monster is holding a small bag of cookies in a ziploc bag

the young boy is me

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 04/08/2026

THRILLING NEWS I've finally figured out how to publicly self-host a website on my home network without showing my entire ass to North Korea wait what do you mean that's not thrilling

Two Dell Optiplex Micro computers stacked on top of one another on a desk, it's a huge mess

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 25/07/2026

I went out to read my silly book about pirates by the river and came across a literal pirate band putting on a show chat what am I supposed to take from this

A covered group of pirate singers in a courtyard in a downtown area

A man holding a book called on stranger tides, clearly about pirates

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 18/06/2026

cannot wait for the next arc

A movie still from Mean Girls showing Principal Duvall reading the Burn book that rachel mcadams has claimed she found in the girls bathroom

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 30/05/2026

Oh yeah taking the train out of Penn is so easy, you just have to take the Um Uhhhhh

A train board at New York Penn station. There are zero departures.

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 24/05/2026

Me 29 minutes into the dentist appointment, desperately trying to keep my mouth open so they can do their job

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 23/05/2026

Thinking something like "TNG-Super-Mario-Galaxy-2.jpg" for an image like this, for example

A title card from Star Trek The Next Generation for the episode "Super Mario Galaxy 2"

a classic

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 15/05/2026

I know this is a typo but

a highlighted version of text from the article that reads "...he was gifted with the slightly obscure present of a penis by someone we're unclear of his relationship with."

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 11/05/2026

I had a GOAL today and I HIT IT

Photo of a man with a beard in cycling shorts

A photo of a very tired man with sunglasses hunched over a bike

A Fitbit screenshot showing a 50 mile bike ride

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 08/04/2026

is it just me or does this image make gundam feel too real

a photo of a gundam crew person on a spaceship maybe holding a mcdonalds cup

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 26/03/2026

My relationship with Bioshock Infinite as an adult is best told through achievements:

A screenshot of Bioshock infinite achievements

A ton of achievements specifically on June 22nd through 23rd 2015, featuring only the Burial at Sea DLC stuff - culminating with completing the final Burial at Sea achievement at 2 am

six years later, I got the first achievement in the bioshock infinite main story, also at 1:30, and no other achievements

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 22/03/2026

Sure does seem like a slight tug shouldn't do this to a bike lock huh

A Walmart bike cable lock - one end of the cable is torn out of the lock

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 07/03/2026

help wanted: journalism and media studies student to remove football from in front of little boy just before he kicks it

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 27/02/2026

Someone making decisions at the Pokemon Company grew up with the messiest collection of Hit Clipz

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 02/02/2026

I will say - a hacked DSi with a fun skin is so much more affordable than a 3DS these days, and also 2026's most fashionable accessory this is something I will continue to tell people until it is true nationwide

A photo of a Nintendo DSi XL in a composition book skin

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 24/01/2026

Lesson learned: do not cheap out on buying fans for your home server

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 12/01/2026

Last year was my first at @magfest.org, and I fell in love with it - I immediately knew I wanted to be a part of making MAG happen. This year, after 27 hours of lifting, scurrying, turning the staff kitchen into a French Brigade, and packing gear, I can't tell you how good getting this shirt feels

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Mascott @mascott.pizza · 11/01/2026

Okay bye I'm watching the show