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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 17h
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21h
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight
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barroo @averycutedog.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
it's there is no self sunday. remember to don't be.
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Lotic @lotic-otter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It wouldn't be a proper Otter Game without a fishing minigame! So grab your fishing pole, and-- Or... do that.
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mason @masanbol.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i am sorry motogp but you just cannot phrase it that way
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Taming of Sméagol Donato Giancola
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 01/10/2026
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worm restraint @ctsmike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chase
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Time's running out, Michael: Get a rat...
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The great communicator
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dropkickCHARNEL @dropkick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it’s absurd how much this sounds like the American Idol game boy advance game when you’re getting every button press wrong
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Steles are up.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/09/2026
if you're a moderately competent desktop computer user with the means to buy a few hard drives i think you have a duty to your iphone friends to become "the plex guy"
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laura “Skeleton Dragon” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
sorry boss, i got sundered so i can’t come into work today. but good news: fourteen diminutive, debased shards of my soul will be there
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The Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️ @theazureguard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Firefox literally just doing this right now by announcing this shit...
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28 Feb - @TheZeldaZone@mastodon...

"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"

16:18 - Feb 28, 2025

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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 16/09/2026
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 12/09/2026
Ok NOW I’m hype for Kingdom Hearts IV
Disney Store Marquee that says New Jersey like a KH World
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webby& ☉∇ @quacking.online · 09/09/2024
actually "tony hawk" is the name of the doctor. you're thinking of tony hawk's pro skater.
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mason @masanbol.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
ΘΔ????
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Rick Griffin @rickgriffin.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"Is Yoshi a kobold" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12239 pages of heated debate,
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💜Vicky Eris💜 @inazumakick.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 05/09/2026
Bloodborne (2015)
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jaywallace1.bsky.social @jaywallace1.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
To test the three minute upload time, I was going to post the wigan kebab video but it is 14 seconds too long. So have this weirdness from Tumblr.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in the hallway of their apartment building, negotiating over a butterfly sitting on the ceiling.
Blue: You could climb on me and get the butterfly with the jar, right?
Green: Sure.

Climbing on Blue's shoulders, Green pushes the jar up towards the butterfly.
Green: Almost there... Why did they put the hallway ceilings so high up?

Caught off-guard, Blue and Green both freeze in place as a neighbour appears.
Green: Oh, hello neighbour. Just doing some bug rescue.
Neighbour fox: Ah, I see.

Back in their own apartment, Blue and Green release the butterfly from their balcony. Blue frowns in frustration.
Blue: Why do we only bump into neighbours when we're doing something weird?
Green: Fate?
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mason @masanbol.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
lrt - this is true, but it is also extremely funny to imagine the US freakout over having a border with the Schengen Area
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awr @awr.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
been watching deep space nine
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Holodeck Four @holodeckfour.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Right?!?!
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HALLOWEENTime, M.D.🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @saigontimemd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
CHAPPELL ROAN IN FIFTH ELEMENT STEWARDESS MODE AT DAISY CHAIN FIELDS OH MY GOD
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mason @masanbol.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
snouts dot online
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Emanuel Maiberg @emanuelmaiberg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
www.vice.com/en/article/a...
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An Oral History of Tim Curry’s Escape to the One Place Uncorrupted by Capitalism
How an unforgettable performance in Red Alert 3 became legend.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/08/2026
hard to believe sometimes but i still think evil people are also capable of dying
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
i changed my mind. let's get really old

drawing of cat person and dog person falling in love
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mason @masanbol.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
update - i did this and it worked out phenomenally, weird to say it but its never been easier to make the switch
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mason @masanbol.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
ΘΔ????
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Garrett Petersen @gpetersen.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
A huge part of Democratic Party angst can be traced to the fact that Millennials are the single largest part of the electorate and even more so in the Democratic Party and we have been shit on our entire lives and are simply done with this shit and are activating.
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Esper Quinn 💠 @esper.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
i think in each FFXIV expansion alisaie should get a little bit taller each time until she looks standard elezen height but alphinaud should stay his exact height or get shorter.
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Igor Toscano 🏴 @toscanoigor.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Screen cap from Tumblr @o-craven-canto: "Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped" (Greek roots are written in blue, Latin ones in red, so I'll highlight the Latin parts with <>)

catastrophe -> <contraverse>
cephalopod -> <capitoped>
chlorophyll -> <viridofolia>
democracy -> <populimpery>
<homicide> -> anthropoctony
homo<sexual> -> <equi>gamic
kilometer -> <millimensure>
<interregnum> -> mesarchy
<magnanimous> -> megapsychic
<manuscript> -> chirography
<motor>cycle -> ergato<rote>
microscope -> <parvovisor>
oxygen -> <acidofex>
poly<amory> -> <multi>erasty
tele<vision> -> <remoto>scope
<universe> -> monostrophe

#languages #etymology #ruminations
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Matt Patches @misterpatches.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
One thing video games have over film is collecting shards. Regardless of how big Christopher Nolan goes with his camera, his movies will never allow us to collect shards.
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mason @masanbol.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
haha. ow
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lovebait snugglecakes @irgenwohner9875.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
they’re doing nothing to me tomorrow #controlgroup
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prime time crackervision @lewmo.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
78. french
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Occasionally Spooky Transpo @occtranspo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 19/07/2026
Congratulations to Smenstrualpain on winning the Girled Cup
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Carol Almeida 🇵🇸 @caroltypes.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Lamine Yamal é campeão da Copa do Mundo.
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Nic McConnell @mcconnell.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Critical lesson for all athletes - never bathe a baby or he will defeat you 19 years later
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Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
true but also sometimes I accidentally slightly bump my shin against something and demand a ref immediately give the furniture a red card
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Viva España
Lamal waving a Palestine flag
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Kieran Doyle @kierdoyle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
That might be the best defensive tournament of all time by Spain. 1 goal conceded is nuts.
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