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maddie davis

@maddiebb.bsky.social
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horsey land !! videos, music, other thing

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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 21m
i think this might be my new favorite guy
bearball is a bear whos a ball
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
cool of stanley kubrick to get tim robinson for this role
general turgidson from dr strangelove
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
cool of stanley kubrick to get tim robinson for this role
general turgidson from dr strangelove
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
quick question why does Logic bounce the metronome sound if you leave it on lmfaoooo that being said it sounds kinda dope
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
britain, selling the soviets a jet engine: this'll be great for relationship building between two recent allies the us, fighting Korea: what the FUCK is going on
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sure why not


In 1964 the novelty song "Beans in My Ears" by G Len Chandler was recorded by C The Serendipity Singers and sparked a dangerous trend. The track led t... more
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
briefly forgot what a semicolon tattoo meant & almost asked an icebreaker question so catastrophic it wouldve put me in a coma
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
mandatory puberty blockers for all children until we figure this sports stuff out
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
crazy that Logic Pro has a fully featured melodyne clone built in. crazier still that its absolutely burried under menus!!
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
im not saying its real but it is weird that something strange and bad always happens when i have a popular instagram post. its like 4 times in a row lmfao, implausable
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"in him you were circumsized" either jesus was out there giving toothy blowjorbs or my man had a can opener for an asshole
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
monkey 101
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
oh hey i'm at the ground beef naming convention & everybody's asking for you. they wont pick the new name for ground beef until you weigh in, its just a policy thing
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
francis bourgious having a straight piped k-swapped honda jazz... how does it feel to live my dream
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
my need to see Once Upon A Time In The Middle East is extremely high
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
story of my life
GiRl
GIRL STORY
SHE PONDER
what does life have in store? can i know? or, despite my best efforts, will i only understand once the moment arrives, like the prophecies of old? but i have no oracle! it's just me! and i'm doing my best but is it ever enough?
WHO CARES
I'M GETTING A ICE CREAM
Yum
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
strange that shotguns and shotgun mics cost roughly the same ($100-2k). there isnt anything deeper i just noticed & wanted to tell you specifically
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
we need to talk about gay buttholes. they're buttholes but gay. the rest of u could be straight but ur butthole could be gay. its a real thing & very difficult for marriages
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
seeing several horror movies about women who u think are in one place but really are in another & that is a remarkably specific premise for multiple movies
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
me & my hypothetical truck (1/8)
ONE OF THESE DAYS...
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
up late again, thinking about my beloved MiG-31 Foxhound. It was/is the pinnacle of soviet aviation design, ironically only seeing combat because russia invaded ukraine. It's the fastest fighter in the world armed with a fire and forget missile that has a range of 200 miles. i love it sm
mig31
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@bsky.app can we get transparent png / gif support? i love making them & dont have a good way to share them here & it makes me sad
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
quick !!! paint a banana
 nanners painted in procreate :)
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
id find this all a lot funnier if it didnt mean my food for the week is gonna cost $600
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
edibles got me feeling like a dog waking up from anesthesia
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
now that mitch mcconnel is all skinny queen vibes do you think i could feasibly swallow him whole & also a bunch of rocks & jump up and down for hours? a witch told me thats the only way it could be done, like with achilles or whatever, and i just worry itd make me nauseous
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Ed Sheeran spotted in the Bab al-Mandab Straight sporting Ansar Allah colors, says he "will give my life for the liberation of the Ummah if it gets this [explitive] tour back on the road"
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
didnt realize there was a clinical study showing progesterone does increase breast developement. something to refer to if your doctor is weird about progesterone (and if you're a doctor please stop withholding progesterone please) medicalxpress.com/news/2025-09...
medicalxpress.com
Addition of progesterone leads to increased breast growth for those taking gender-affirming hormones, research finds
The addition of the hormone progesterone to gender-affirming hormone therapy leads to increased breast growth for transgender people following feminizing hormone therapy. This is demonstrated by an Am...
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
like this if u like drawing or being crushed by 1000 buff women
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
they're replacing my blood with sand tomorrow. routine procedure but still a bit nervous
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
can't believe 9/11 happens every year, it's a failure of governance that nobody's stopped it yet
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
went to the lake & saw this dude, very chill
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
if u see this guy just know, he's robert
robert
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i love labor day. i love grilling. i love seeing friends. i love when we all share one giant collective PUSH and shove the great Baby Of The Year out into the world. i love how it eats the old baby of last year, renewing the world & ensuring the continuation of life
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
please dogpile me
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
this person did unmatch lmfao. coward!! my hobbies are normal
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i love sharing pictures and funny stories about my ground beef baby
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
im the worlds most eligible bachelorette. i have fun hobbies & am safe to bring to a dinner party
Hey Madeline! Any travel plans or something you're excited for soon?

im excited to make a baby out of ground beef tomorrow!
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i think there's art around here, but it's hard to be sure. i wonder what it looks like; i wonder if it looks like here
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
if u follow me on bluesky i assume ur a trans woman. thats the website rules
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the perfect birthday gift for me, a 32 year old woman? one (1) saab gripen
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
every day i take one pound of ground beef and put it in a bucket. i leave it in the sunniest spot in my room. become a child, i say, and sometimes it does. if the child has a secret in their eye, i send them to a boarding school in switzerland. if the eyes are dull, i turn them back into ground beef
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
getting scheduled 6 days in a row at a part time job should have consequences
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
monkey baby
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Lord Diana 🇺🇦 @lordsovorn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
How to draw: a tutorial #pixelart #украрт
A 1bit doodle comic in four parts.

1) a distressed person sitting in front of a drawing tablet
2) the person commits mitosis
3) the person grants the newly created clone a gun
4) the distressed person is ambidextrously both clicking the mouse and drawing with a pen on the tablet as the clone expressionlessly points the gun at their head
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
from the sketchbooks
time to grow
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
the horse mother
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
whats the over/under on this being a pickup line vs uncomfortable questions about genitals
hinge guy is curious about something. god help us all
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
executing all of my plans while its virgo season & taking the rest of the year off from scheming
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maddie davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
a lil mpls skyline painting bc i love this view so much
mpls skyline painting by me
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