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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 29/08/2026
it's bleak www.africaintelligence.com/eastern-afri...
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Sudan • RSF head Hemeti secretly cultivates ties with Israel
Since the start of the war, the Rapid Support Forces leadership has maintained high-level contacts with Tel Aviv. Its senior figures and leader's family members have made several trips there in a
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Masapo 🇨🇦 🇯🇵 @masaigu.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oda Nobunaga when you tell him Buddhists are a non-violent religion
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
the Library of Alexandria has burned 10,000 times and will burn 10,000 more before it’s all said and done
Reddit thread:

post by deleted account, 5ya: comment deleted by user

reply from OP, 5ya: this one did the trick! Thank you so much!

reply to OP, 3 months ago; I’m gonna crash out
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/05/2026
Stephen Miller: "It's very bold that Democrats would choose Texas to nominate their first transgender Senate candidate who's transitioning into a female. When Talarico goes in for a blood test, blood doesn't come out, instead soy milk comes out. This man has less testosterone than Jasmine Crockett."
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT
Pope Leo standing up in an airplane aisle holding a baseball bat
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
every day I am forced to watch markets think we've solved world peace by 9am only to think World War Three is about to start at 12:30
a graph of WTI prices sinking 5% and then rising another 5%
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Masapo 🇨🇦 🇯🇵 @masaigu.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Japan is paying close attention to the conflict to try and learn lessons on how to reduce manpower strain
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
what if we made an entire administration out of nixon and herbert hoover
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
REDISTRICT EVERYTHING ESCALATE TO DE-ESCALATE GERRYMANDER EVERY SINGLE STATE IMMEDIATELY CREATE A DELICATE BALANCE OF TERROR NOW RESTORE DETTERENCE
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JB Pritzker @jbpritzker.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
This is more than legislation. This work is personal to me. theonion.com/illinois-bec...
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Illinois Becomes First State To Require Haircut Leave While Bob Grows Out
SPRINGFIELD, IL—As the landmark bipartisan legislation passed into law Thursday, Illinois became the first state in the union to mandate paid haircut leave while an employee’s new bob grows out. “Effe...
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Miles Brown @solidarity420.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Science literacy rates are at an all time low
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Chaos Space Marines in denial about their corruption are the funniest 40k characters. “Xarthus tensed and prepared for combat. He was a cool professional, not some deluded fanatical Word Bearer. Chaos was a tool, nothing more. He turned to his husband, Demons Pete, who was on the phone with Satan.”
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The great thing about the Bluesky anti-liberal left is that it makes room both for "the kulaks had it coming" Communists and "we must protect our yeoman smallholders" socialists, and sometimes these are literally the same guy.
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
oh this goes Hard
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Average GOP Congressman: We err...uhhh...don't uh need uh...oversight of the DoD because uh...we trust the President to decide what's best Donald Trump: I AM JESUS CHRIST RETURNED TO EARTH THE POPE ISN'T MAGA AND HE'S WEAK ON NUCLEAR WEAPONS I AM GOING TO BUILD A HOTEL ON THE MOON
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Fared Al Mahlool | فريد المحلول @faredalmahlool.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Trump lashed out at NATO allies in a tense closed-door meeting with Secretary-General Mark Rutte, criticizing their refusal to support the Iran conflict.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
holy shit
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 29/03/2026
freak the fuck out and panic sell
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Unlike the housing/mortgage crisis  in  2007-8, there is a solution to the private credit situation: take the hit. The vast majority of companies are solvent so sell them, take some losses. Don't get Dead!
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Dark Laughter @darklaughtertdb.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
So many movies could be improved by adding a scene where Jim Cramer says everything is fine.
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
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People's Government of the Pelargir Commune 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
The notion that older literature has to be objectively somehow more primitive than newer literature is rooted in the pretty silly idea of linear human progress
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 27/03/2026
heh
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
sometimes i consume problematic media and i simply avoid posting about it asking for strangers on the internet to validate my moral character because i'm an adult
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 26/03/2026
Holy shit
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Military Unintelligence Expert 🇨🇦 @voltageanddoltage.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I mean don't get me wrong I'm not gonna sit here and act like it isn't having some severe negative environmental outcomes, but this shit is teddy bears and rainbows compared to basically every other supplier but the Norwegians. The oil lesbians ad is absurd and weird but the premise isn't wrong!
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 24/03/2026
it's over. www.wsj.com/tech/ai/open...
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Exclusive | OpenAI Set to Discontinue Sora Video Platform App
The app, released last year, allowed people to insert themselves into famous movie scenes, among other functions.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
$UAL
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 19/03/2026
“Neoliberalism is when I can’t use slurs” is an incredible bit, credit where credit is due for such an innovative and deranged take.
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I Nied braaaaiiiiins 🧟 @nied.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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@gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social
How long must we be forced to endure this national humiliation
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Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
> women (65+) 75% liberal dawg
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Jordan Peterson
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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JB Pritzker @jbpritzker.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
There’s still time to vote @julianastratton.bsky.socialnaStratton for U.S. Senate!
Gov. Pritzker smiles with Lt. Governor Stratton, holding up a Juliana Stratton for U.S. Senate sign
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Ummmmm wow
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Brian Finucane @bcfinucane.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
What do these woke oil executives know about oil markets?
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Pride Ott 🦦 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @hikoukihikouki9.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
*An atomic nuclear cloud is seen over the primary export terminal of Saudi Aramco* "Lol, dw bro, TACO, priced in, buy the dip"
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
this is genuinely how you end up sending oil to $250-300
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
i am voting for whoever adopts this as their platform
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Defence Scheme Enjoyer 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱🇲🇽🇵🇸 @maxp94.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The Iranian people will rise up>A Kurdish army will materialize and conquer Iran>Europe will unblock the straits for us>China will unblock the straits for us>???
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16/03/2026
Trump: "We're always there for NATO. We're helping them with Ukraine. It's got an ocean in between us. It doesn't affect us, but we've helped them. It would be interesting to see what country wouldn't help us with a very small endeavor, which is just keeping the Strait open."
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Henry Snow @henrys.now · 15/03/2026
can only imagine the conversations Chinese officials are having behind closed doors about this right now. "he wants what? are you sure?"
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
wait is he going to delay the meeting until Xi sends the PLAN to work alongside the US Navy??? i'm fucking dying

“We’re hitting them very hard,” Trump said. “They’ve got nothing left but to make a little trouble in the Strait but these people are beneficiaries and they ought to help us police it. We’ll help them. But they should also be there. You sort of need a lot of people to watch over a few.”

Trump said he was also expecting China to help unblock the strait before he travels to Beijing at the end of this month for a summit with Xi Jinping, his first trip to China in his second term.

“I think China should help too because China gets 90 per cent of its oil from the Straits [sic],” Trump said. Waiting until the summit would be too late, he said.

“We’d like to know before that. It’s [two weeks is] a long time.” He added that his trip to China might also be put back. “We may delay,” Trump said. He did not say for how long.
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The running subplot that nobody is noticing right now is America’s allies gradually waking up east to west on Monday morning and announcing that they’re not coming to help Trump fix his problems
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