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Judge Darkness

@marvth3martian.bsky.social
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Still more than the sum of any labels you care to attach. Still never a dull moment. Enamorado. Under open skies.

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ChumpTrump @chumptrump.bsky.social · 18h
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Jason Sinclair @jsinclair.bsky.social · 17h
Hammering it into an open goal like Jude Bellingham against a team of 12-year-olds.
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Peter Stefanovic @peterstefanovic.bsky.social · 9h
Prime Minister Andy Burnham scraps controversial plans to curb jury trials 👏 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Burnham scraps controversial plans to curb jury trials
The key policy idea announced by David Lammy when he was justice secretary will no longer go ahead.
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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 20h
It's *nearly* a box. It'll do. #Caturday
A black and white cat sitting on a disassembled box
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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 23h
Fairy (looking at an old photo of a pub with 1079 on it): That can't be the right date! Me: Think it might be October 1979 F: That makes more sense, don't think they had pub signs in 1079 Me: Or, you know, photography F: .... F: Oh fuck off
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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The boomer bomber www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Man jailed for 15 years over Sidcup Ulez camera blast
Kevin Rees, 63, faces a tougher sentence because the offence had a "terrorism connection".
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Scotland's No1 Comrade @scotlandscomrade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
From Scotland to Northumberland, Blackpool to Leicestershire, Reform contested six by-elections yesterday. They lost all six. Six contests. Six defeats. Reform are not inevitable. Their bubble has burst😉 Have a great weekend comrades! #NoFascists #RightWingLosers #FailingFarage
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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm having my arse handed to me in the lyric game.
A pub table with a lot of cards on it, it's a lyric game. There's a spinner in the middle of them all. There's also wine and beer because we're in the pub. After the day we've had, fuck off if you're judging.
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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
www.charliespromise.org Stop what you're doing. Visit this. Read the story. Follow on whatever social media you can to promote their reach. Consider donating. I've just come out of a 75 minute talk with Charlie's father, presenting his story to students. Powerful doesn't begin to come close.
charliespromise.org
Charlie's Promise | Working to prevent knife crime
Set up in the memory of Charlie ‘Cheeks’ Cosser, Charlie's Promise is dedicated to helping the fight against the rising issue of knife crime in Surrey and across the UK.
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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
www.charliespromise.org Stop what you're doing. Visit this. Read the story. Follow on whatever social media you can to promote their reach. Consider donating. I've just come out of a 75 minute talk with Charlie's father, presenting his story to students. Powerful doesn't begin to come close.
charliespromise.org
Charlie's Promise | Working to prevent knife crime
Set up in the memory of Charlie ‘Cheeks’ Cosser, Charlie's Promise is dedicated to helping the fight against the rising issue of knife crime in Surrey and across the UK.
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Bummer Thriller* 😬
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Naomi Smith @pimlicat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🇬🇧🇪🇺We have been working EVEN harder than usual @bestforbritain.org in 2026. On econometric and electoral analysis, message crafting and testing, arming allies in Parliament with data, and major digital campaigns. And it’s paying off.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Suspect this one will age like Surströmming, wrapped in a loaded nappy in a compost portaloo on the third day at a festival. In a gastroenteritis outbreak. In a heatwave.
How is it that Danny Tommo sits in a cell
while five suspected terrorists are out on
bail?


Is this two-tier Britain, or am I missing
something?
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Make it a Quote @miq.moe · 28/09/2026
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User: bisk.sureis.sexy
Content: oh man. have you looked up the price of horse cum? it's fucking insane.
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b3ta @b3ta.com · 28/09/2026
Chewie, Lewis and The News Artist: The Twisted Omentum b3ta.com/board/11431506 From the 'Unlikely Siblings' challenge b3ta.com/challenge/unlikelysiblings… #UnlikelySiblings
An image made by The Twisted Omentum posted on B3ta, front paged by the moderators, and reposted on Bluesky by code automatically.

Subject: Chewie, Lewis and The News

Body: pea
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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Redefining "Scooby Snack"
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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@hybriddolphin87.bsky.social needs to see this
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@actualnames.bsky.social Petra Corr. I would imagine she smells lovely after it's rained.
A picture of Dr Petra Corr.
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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me. Yeah. I'm still punk AF.
An egg box with an uneven pattern of eggs in itMichael Cain as Alfred in The Dark Knight saying "Some men just want to watch the world burn"
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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chris Philp looks and sounds like what you'd get if a particularly stupid minor inbred royal nonced a shop mannequin and it somehow gave birth.
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Absolutely fascinating to see Laura Kuenssberg interviewing Burnham, flailing to adjust her stance to a politician with a moral argument and a positive message, who stands up for his policies and answers her questions clearly. She is getting so agitated at him not playing the game by the 'rules'.
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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In case it bears repeating, Laura Kuennesberg is a fucking awful interviewer and journalist. Andy Burnham currently on the hate hour is wiping the floor with her by... Answering questions. She keeps trying to interrupt with laboured (ha!) tedious attempt at gotchas and commitment traps.
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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He's farage " " " " " " " " " " " "
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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Been to two pubs. Home and have opened a beer. Cooking steak, chips and onion rings involving a deep fat fryer. Stand by.
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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Always the ones you'd most suspect
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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Morning all.
Shadow of a man next to a dog A starry sky
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Shonna White @shonnathewhite.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Morning all. Monday. Here we go again.
Shadow of a man next to a dog A starry sky
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Part of the soundtrack sorted for the long drive home later. Lovely.
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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ah, the find out stage of FA/FO arrives. Again. Entirely predictable except by the hard of thinking. It's the decent people there I feel sorry for. Once again, entirely innocent people suffering due to the incomprehensible stupidity of bigoted pearl clutchers.
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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Have @theednawatkins.bsky.social, @safers.bsky.social and @terryleopard.bsky.social seen this? #TheRules
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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Post funfair run. Fairly pleased with that. Music by The Interrupters, Foo Fighters, Rage, Blink 182, Terrorvision and Less Than Jake. Feeling very #RunningPunks again 🤘
Picture of a man with his back to the camera, right arm raised in the airRunning statistics - relatively respectable ones! 4.01 km in 21.23 minutes, average pace of 5.22/km. Fastest 2 miles in 2026
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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That was fun 😁
A tall fairground ride named stealth bomber
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Mike Batt @mikebatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A little conversation I had on Twitter 🙂
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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@robonabike.eurosky.social Happy birthday 🚵🎂🎉
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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
How does one walk an omnipresent entity? Asking for a #Fairyitis
A message exchange with my wife (obviously) that opens with "can you walk the god" and my inevitable sarcastic reply of "What, in a Here, Zeus...c'mon... Way?" 

This is followed by "Huh" to which the answer is "Read what you typoed"

For the record, she means dog, a somewhat unreasonable question, as I'm currently 300 miles away. I suppose walking an omnipresent being at distance would be easier, if somewhat redundant. I mean... They're everywhere. Why would they need a walk? Come to think of it, being omnipresent would be pretty tedious.
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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Morning all
Shadow of a man next to a dog
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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Morning. Statement, not a sentiment.
Shadow of a man next to a dog
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Make it a Quote @miq.moe · 13/09/2026
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User: drkoning.bsky.social
Content: Not using the sausage as a breakwater.
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Liz Aspden @lizaspden.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What the papers today don't say. Follow Bylines, subscribe if you are able, or share.
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Anna H @athenepallas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
An RNLI lifeboatman is taking part in the Great North Run tomorrow, wearing his full kit. Please donate here if you can: fundraise.rnli.org/fundraisers/...
fundraise.rnli.org
James Waters
I'm taking on Great North Run 2026 - please help me reach my fundraising goal of £1000!
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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@cuntplates.bsky.social a particularly egregious example out in the wild.
A Tesla (Bork) with the twat plate MA6IC MR, Presumably trying to say "Magic Mister" which is clearly a synonym for "fucking nonce". To be avoided like the plague and quite probably subject to a considerable number of restraining orders. Cunt.
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Brexit Bin 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 🇩🇪 @brexitbin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Here's a French video (with English subtitles) about what would happen if the far-right racists got their way and all foreigners and people of colour were forced to leave.
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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Cooking burgers, chips and onion rings. Bit drunk. How bad can this be?
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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What a difference half an hour makes... Todays view from the office.
A view under a grey cloudy skyA view under a blue sky with some clouds
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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
... 😬🤐
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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Wordle 1,910 5/6* ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Oh fuck off.
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