Reposted by Judge DarknessJason Sinclair @jsinclair.bsky.social · 17hHammering it into an open goal like Jude Bellingham against a team of 12-year-olds. 11600182
Reposted by Judge DarknessPeter Stefanovic @peterstefanovic.bsky.social · 9hPrime Minister Andy Burnham scraps controversial plans to curb jury trials 👏 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukBurnham scraps controversial plans to curb jury trialsThe key policy idea announced by David Lammy when he was justice secretary will no longer go ahead. 1429761
Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 23hFairy (looking at an old photo of a pub with 1079 on it): That can't be the right date! Me: Think it might be October 1979 F: That makes more sense, don't think they had pub signs in 1079 Me: Or, you know, photography F: .... F: Oh fuck off 8441
Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The boomer bomber www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukMan jailed for 15 years over Sidcup Ulez camera blastKevin Rees, 63, faces a tougher sentence because the offence had a "terrorism connection". 390
Reposted by Judge DarknessScotland's No1 Comrade @scotlandscomrade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026From Scotland to Northumberland, Blackpool to Leicestershire, Reform contested six by-elections yesterday. They lost all six. Six contests. Six defeats. Reform are not inevitable. Their bubble has burst😉 Have a great weekend comrades! #NoFascists #RightWingLosers #FailingFarage 1092314728
Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm having my arse handed to me in the lyric game. 5210
Reposted by Judge DarknessJudge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026www.charliespromise.org Stop what you're doing. Visit this. Read the story. Follow on whatever social media you can to promote their reach. Consider donating. I've just come out of a 75 minute talk with Charlie's father, presenting his story to students. Powerful doesn't begin to come close.charliespromise.orgCharlie's Promise | Working to prevent knife crimeSet up in the memory of Charlie ‘Cheeks’ Cosser, Charlie's Promise is dedicated to helping the fight against the rising issue of knife crime in Surrey and across the UK. 187
Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026www.charliespromise.org Stop what you're doing. Visit this. Read the story. Follow on whatever social media you can to promote their reach. Consider donating. I've just come out of a 75 minute talk with Charlie's father, presenting his story to students. Powerful doesn't begin to come close.charliespromise.orgCharlie's Promise | Working to prevent knife crimeSet up in the memory of Charlie ‘Cheeks’ Cosser, Charlie's Promise is dedicated to helping the fight against the rising issue of knife crime in Surrey and across the UK. 187
Reposted by Judge DarknessPrasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/20265 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables 833611912
Reposted by Judge DarknessNaomi Smith @pimlicat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026🇬🇧🇪🇺We have been working EVEN harder than usual @bestforbritain.org in 2026. On econometric and electoral analysis, message crafting and testing, arming allies in Parliament with data, and major digital campaigns. And it’s paying off. 68720
Reposted by Judge DarknessOtto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Suspect this one will age like Surströmming, wrapped in a loaded nappy in a compost portaloo on the third day at a festival. In a gastroenteritis outbreak. In a heatwave. 96812134
Reposted by Judge Darknessb3ta @b3ta.com · 28/09/2026Chewie, Lewis and The News Artist: The Twisted Omentum b3ta.com/board/11431506 From the 'Unlikely Siblings' challenge b3ta.com/challenge/unlikelysiblings… #UnlikelySiblings 18321
Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026@hybriddolphin87.bsky.social needs to see this 120
Reposted by Judge DarknessSpong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 27/09/2026@actualnames.bsky.social Petra Corr. I would imagine she smells lovely after it's rained. 123650
Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Fuck you I won't do what you tell me. Yeah. I'm still punk AF. 5140
Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Chris Philp looks and sounds like what you'd get if a particularly stupid minor inbred royal nonced a shop mannequin and it somehow gave birth. 070
Reposted by Judge DarknessAlex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Absolutely fascinating to see Laura Kuenssberg interviewing Burnham, flailing to adjust her stance to a politician with a moral argument and a positive message, who stands up for his policies and answers her questions clearly. She is getting so agitated at him not playing the game by the 'rules'. 1981885406
Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026In case it bears repeating, Laura Kuennesberg is a fucking awful interviewer and journalist. Andy Burnham currently on the hate hour is wiping the floor with her by... Answering questions. She keeps trying to interrupt with laboured (ha!) tedious attempt at gotchas and commitment traps. 312815
Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Been to two pubs. Home and have opened a beer. Cooking steak, chips and onion rings involving a deep fat fryer. Stand by. 4170
Reposted by Judge DarknessSmooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026when ai leaves u behind 75256839624
Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Part of the soundtrack sorted for the long drive home later. Lovely. 020
Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Ah, the find out stage of FA/FO arrives. Again. Entirely predictable except by the hard of thinking. It's the decent people there I feel sorry for. Once again, entirely innocent people suffering due to the incomprehensible stupidity of bigoted pearl clutchers. 090
Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Have @theednawatkins.bsky.social, @safers.bsky.social and @terryleopard.bsky.social seen this? #TheRules 250
Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Post funfair run. Fairly pleased with that. Music by The Interrupters, Foo Fighters, Rage, Blink 182, Terrorvision and Less Than Jake. Feeling very #RunningPunks again 🤘 2261
Reposted by Judge DarknessMike Batt @mikebatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026A little conversation I had on Twitter 🙂 1231940317
Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026@robonabike.eurosky.social Happy birthday 🚵🎂🎉 110
Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026How does one walk an omnipresent entity? Asking for a #Fairyitis 190
Reposted by Judge DarknessLiz Aspden @lizaspden.bsky.social · 12/09/2026What the papers today don't say. Follow Bylines, subscribe if you are able, or share. 010846
Reposted by Judge DarknessAnna H @athenepallas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026An RNLI lifeboatman is taking part in the Great North Run tomorrow, wearing his full kit. Please donate here if you can: fundraise.rnli.org/fundraisers/...fundraise.rnli.orgJames WatersI'm taking on Great North Run 2026 - please help me reach my fundraising goal of £1000! 11503273
Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026@cuntplates.bsky.social a particularly egregious example out in the wild. 071
Reposted by Judge DarknessBrexit Bin 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 🇩🇪 @brexitbin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Here's a French video (with English subtitles) about what would happen if the far-right racists got their way and all foreigners and people of colour were forced to leave. 12530981605
Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Cooking burgers, chips and onion rings. Bit drunk. How bad can this be? 10270
Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026What a difference half an hour makes... Todays view from the office. 050
Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Wordle 1,910 5/6* ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Oh fuck off. 020