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@cuntplates.bsky.social
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Finding the worst vanity & private number plates.

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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 4h
OK14 NOK. Point well made, Ian. You are a cunt.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 4h
OHK 1M. Range Rover cunt
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BOW 13E and SEM 111. No words, what a pair of utter fucking cunts. I'm going to sit in a dark room and calm down.
OH JUST FUCK OFF YOU ATTENTION DEPRIVED FUCKING CUNT HOLES
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
F10 NAJ. Cunts and their Cybersters.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
GH02 TOH. Ghort telling us what a cunt they are, in case there were no other signals.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
NE11 LPC. You know what the PC stands for, Neiil? Parked like a Cunt. Cunt. @yplac.bsky.social
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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh you bastard. Park anywhere lights, Audi (yes, fuck you) AND @cuntplates.bsky.social. TWAT. #YPLAC
A fucking audi (course it is) parked next to double yellow lines - can't even park on them) with it's hazards on. Plate is C1SH GO. No, I have no idea either. Wanker.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
T4 WAT. Self identifying twattish cunt. With a lotus.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
SP06 TUS. Another TVR cunt, multiplied by that fucking font.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
BE57 WET. Best in the bin, mister hot tub.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
FA57 MYG. 🤮
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
T500 TUS. Another TVR tosser. #CuntMeet
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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One for @cuntplates.bsky.social. Fully blocked pavement WANKER. #YPLAC
Some fucking wankpanzer with the cuntplate 58H. Presumably 58 is his fucking IQ.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
RO L3X
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
BU11 ETZ. Compensating cunt
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
FRY 1T. Buy a chippy, pay no tax, buy a cunt car and cunt plate. Job done.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
V114 GRA.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
K. Gibraltar delivers the goods again.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
FR13 NDS. Cunt enough until you notice the dots around the t*sla badge. Fuck right off.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
DO11 ORS. Presumably paid too many dollors for this travesty of a plate.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
11 II. Or II 11. Proper cunt, of course in a Range Rover.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
PE04 KAZ. #CuntMeet
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
F1 GHT
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
POL 115H
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
4 EVA a cunt
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
TEN 11
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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@cuntplates.bsky.social a particularly egregious example out in the wild.
A Tesla (Bork) with the twat plate MA6IC MR, Presumably trying to say "Magic Mister" which is clearly a synonym for "fucking nonce". To be avoided like the plague and quite probably subject to a considerable number of restraining orders. Cunt.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
SOR 8A. Footballer, Range Rover, Plate, Parking. It's a cunt-clean-sweep. Happy Friday.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
MY61 KES. Loves gikes so much, they had to get a cunt plate to tell the world. Not impressed, the world is cruel, and we just laugh at the silly cunt.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
FAS 7A
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
AR10 LAR. Tit
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
AUD 1
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
PO02 HOT. Got enough attention yet, cunt?
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
X66 SVR. Nah, to the cunt corner with you.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
TVR 79. Nice car, ruined by a cunt. A fucking cunt.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
JK60 ULD. Weird fucking bus, tracksuit cunt. @yplac.bsky.social
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
NO02 TAX. Aged well.
An electric jaguar i-pace with the number plate 'NO02 TAX' implying the owner doesn't have to pay vehicle tax in the UK. This hasn't been true for a while now. For the pedants, if they were referring to not paying income tax, they'd be driving something a bit spicier than an i-pace.
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Oxfords not Brogues 🇺🇦 🌻 🚜 🏁👻 @tancred1098.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
S8T ANX. Saw this over the weekend and thought it was an absolute cunt plate on a crap car. They probably added an X because they have a blue check on xitter dot cunt. <Pardon my adoption of your accurate and pointed phrasing :) >
Crap black Tesla with a blatantly cunt plate S8TANX. I wanted to piss on its crap tires.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
P28 SCP. Cunt van, with a cunt plate and yes, it's 'parked'. Like a cunt. @yplac.bsky.social
The 'C' stands for 'cunt'.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
ITA 1. Diplomatic plate, but paired with the cunt parking, I'm allowing it. @yplac.bsky.social
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
EMM 4S
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
GO60 LFX. #Bolf cunt
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You park like a c*nt @yplac.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
By email: Cheeky, repeat offending chancer who doesn't live here, feeling entitled to bump residents and permit holders out of their spaces. In other words... Self centred CUNT. Parked across two spaces, looks like shit and I think it might sport a @cuntplates.bsky.social as well. Bingo! #YPLAC
Some wanker parked where he shouldn't be.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Y7 MBX. Low quality plate but the illegal tints are utter fucking cunt. #CuntMeet
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
MR61 CEP. Can fuck right off.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
NA74 SHA
Cunt
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
OM66 OOD. Knob
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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@cuntplates.bsky.social
A silver car with the number plate C30 BOO 

Twat.
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
AL12 FAT
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Cunt Plates @cuntplates.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
8 AD
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