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🏈 takes too long to invest in watching. At least the Crew collapsed in under 2 hours of viewing time.

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That easy 3 points in the first quarter would have been pretty cool right now, but Ryan Daygseth wanted to rip his shirt off and flex his nipple ring to show em who’s boss. #takethepointsALWAYS

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What in the Michigan clock is going on right now?!

Was wondering why the broadcast is so greyed out. Thought it was shitty stadium lighting.

That easy 3 points in the first quarter would have been pretty cool right now, but Ryan Daygseth wanted to rip his shirt off and flex his nipple ring to show em who’s boss. #takethepointsALWAYS

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I like hearing american football players’ size because it’s like “hey I’m taller than that guy and he weighs more than me” and then naturally it’s “cool, I’m not fat” and “pffft I’m big enough do that sport.” Can’t do this with soccer because it’s not really a size sport, you just suck at it.

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Bad soccer with more almost-goals than normal. And not giving $5 more to Jimmy for the one bottled water. Thats what I missed staying home from the #Crew96 match tonight. What happened to us man? Edit: Ok, put another tally in the “glad I stayed home” column for the end collapse.

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Prediction: I can see Arch Manning being a first choice pick to replace an aging pro quarterback for a blue team. (He’s going straight to Nationwide commercials.)

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Perhaps the closest way modern american football is an analogy of the american military is failing on 4th down and turning the ball over instead of taking an easy field goal because manliness or some stupid shit.

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This guy went to the JD Vance school of Acting Normal

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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 09/09/2026

There are a lot of people who think their parents got their brains destroyed by Fox News, but somehow they’re not getting their brains destroyed by staying on Twitter.

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I guess this happens in a lot of cases but AI evangelists may be setting the all time record for “want to not just use a thing but also be congratulated for doing so”

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@MarkVuch @markvuch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Omg YESSSS this tease looks sick

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Andrew C. Bly @hey-acb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

2024: if only President Biden could tell people of all the good they've done 2026: Can you believe MR. MAMDANI is trying to tell people the actual good he's doing and wants to do!?!? Sounds very suspicious

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If you don’t think every single US media outlet is on the side of corporations, US headlines: Meta to pay a lot of money in settlement (which we are trained to associate with frivolous lawsuits) Rest of world: Meta avoids law by paying fractions on what is sought, can do toxic business as usual now

Tim Robinson Performs 'Cash Grab' Sketch

2-0 at half. Can we be done now? The Lamar Hunt US Open Cup is the only tournament I care about.

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It makes me laugh how much weird shit is created in the process of pro sports. Like we make SO much stuff. Some of it is truly odd in isolation when you look at it as a singular product. Is the neon green Carl’s Jr. Home Goalkeeper Sock a popular item in the CA gear store?

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My friend called Brais Mendes “Temu Fernandes” (we are United fans, catch up!) and I felt it was funny but mean. They do be looking alike. And both create similarly. That absolute ass penalty kick tho… the name is going to stick if he doesn’t pick his game up there.