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Kyle Woodley ⭐️⭐️⭐️

@kylewoodley.bsky.social
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Editor-in-Chief, Young and the Invested / WealthUp Formerly Kiplinger, InvestorPlace, Gannett Site: youngandtheinvested.com Skeets are not personalized financial advice.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 04/10/2026
"Look at this guy. What’s not to trust? His skin looks like fresh snow. His clothes are covered in cobwebs. Direct eye contact with him sends a shiver down your spine, but if you look at his eyes from the side, they’re actually a very lovely shade of bog green." buff.ly/g4Miegw
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My Trusted Royal Advisor, Conniving Worm. Would Never Lead Me Astray
“Ever since Conniving Worm joined my Royal Council, he has proven to be highly competent, fiercely loyal, and constantly laughing to himself while rubbing hi...
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Sameer Ashar @sameer-ashar.bsky.social · 19h
This is my nephew, please forward to your networks, esp any University of Maryland students.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 1h
[Exit Dennis.]
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 14h
Would it make things better or worse if I beveled Liberty Biberty?
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Henry Snow @henrys.now · 15h
"unlike my main competitor I specifically believe our products justify some suffering" is not very good marketing
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 18h
Unbelievable. Before last night's Ty France roof-scraper drama, the umps talked to Padres manager Craig Stammen and Brewers third-base coach Matt Erickson pregame about what happens if a ball hits the roof. Erickson jokingly (and accurately) predicted that scenario would unfold later in the game.
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Party of One Podcast @partyofonepodcast.bsky.social · 21h
Worth saying publicly as we've gotten pitches: We don't feature or accept pitches from any game featuring AI generated content. I have no desire to play or read a game with generative AI text or art, and CERTAINLY no desire to feature any game with generative AI text or art on the podcast.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 04/10/2026
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ESPN Honolulu 92.7 FM / 1500 AM
ESPN Honolulu (92.7 FM and 1500 AM) is Hawai'i’s most listened to sports radio station. It’s Oahu’s exclusive audio home of University of Hawaii sports, the Super Bowl, NBA Finals, the NCAA basketbal...
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 04/10/2026
Cool touch on the Hawai'i broadcast: the scorebug colour changes based on posession
SJSU has the ball and the timer is blueHawaii has the ball and the timer is green
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Kyle Woodley ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @kylewoodley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Robbery. Absolute robbery.
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Kyle Woodley ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @kylewoodley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mexico, do you even soccer anymore? #USMNT
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 01/10/2026
Debating adding "champion amateur horologist" to my bio
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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
HOW DO YOU SAY TWO TO ZERO IN SPANISH? #USMNT
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Kyle Woodley ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @kylewoodley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH #USMNT #dosacero
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Kyle Woodley ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @kylewoodley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How did he NOT score on us there? #USMNT
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Chris Houck @chrishouck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Where is this camera mounted, the moon?
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Kyle Woodley ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @kylewoodley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I would pay good money for a high school or college marching band to play nothing but the MLS “match coverage will begin soon” ambient music for an entire halftime.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh yeah that’s the good stuff
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 03/10/2026
pained young mississippi state fan.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have never heard of any newsrooms with alarming practices like those described in this thread. If you have, I’d like to hear from you. Contact in bio.
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Kyle Woodley ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @kylewoodley.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why in the shit are they singing "Take Me Home, Country Roads" at the Guardians game?
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It appears that the National Guard shot and killed an unarmed man (in the back). www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Autopsy shows National Guard fatally shot Memphis man in the back
The report conflicts with the authorities’ initial account, which said Tyrin Johnson had been shot in the chest.
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Big Sky Conference @bigskyconf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MIRACLE IN MOSCOW
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Brady Quinn refuses to let Deshaun Watson be a sympathetic figure
As many NFL people appear hell-bent on turning Deshaun Watson into a sympathetic figure, Brady Quinn has no interest in feeling bad for the Cleveland Browns quarterback. While leading the Browns to a 3-1 start this season, Watson is playing some of his best football in six years, setting career highs in passing yards and…
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 02/10/2026
ANNA WINTOUR AT PARIS FASHION WEEK: My thing is, even though Iraola has shifted Wirtz to his preferred left halfspace, his game model lacks the central third-man combination play that unlocked space for him between the lines at Leverkusen HUGO EKITIKE, WHO JUST WANTED TO DRESS UP LIKE A JEDI: Oui
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Casey Newton @caseynewton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Meta glasses: too perverted for Amsterdam
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Kyle Woodley ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @kylewoodley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We really need to have a conversation about referring to a person suffering consequences for committing crimes or other horrible behavior as "overcoming adversity." Bitch, Deshaun Watson IS the adversity.
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Parkscope Joe @parkscopejoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is insane.
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NEW: According to a bombshell report in the New York Times, Anthropic co-founder Chris Olah threatened to walk out of Pope Leo XIV's Al encyclical launch in May because the pope rejected the idea that machines can be conscious.
Olah's team then privately lobbied the pope's advisers "to take the possibility of model consciousness seriously." Pope Leo XIV held firm.
For months, Anthropic has wined and dined theologians and religious scholars under nondisclosure agreements, hoping they would bless the idea that Claude has moral standing.
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 02/10/2026
So I’ve got this right: While the whole country is talking about the Cornell 7 the folks behind TNF decided to run an interview w/ a QB accused of sexual assault & harassment by two dozen women. An interview that never mentioned the crimes and had (clearly) pre-approved questions & no follow-ups.
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Kyle Woodley ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @kylewoodley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My latest: A pretty weak September jobs report across the board.
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Kyle Woodley ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @kylewoodley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
SEPTEMBER NONFARM PAYROLLS REPORT Sep payrolls: +29,000 (Est.: +84,000) Sep unemployment: +4.2% (Est.: 4.1%) Sep hourly earnings: +3.0% YoY (Est.: +3.1%) Aug payrolls (revised): +133,000 (Prev.: +162,000) Jul payrolls (revised): -10,000 (Prev.: +21,000) #jobs #unemployment #economy #payrolls
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 22/09/2026
For all the work the conservative legal movement put into capturing the Supreme Court, they've never been able to get around the basic fact that normal people hate its policy agenda. The polling numbers on Citizens United are ABYSMAL. Blowout-level stuff. ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics...
A major contributing cause of this explosive increase was Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission, the Supreme Court’s 2010 decision striking down a federal law that prohibited corporations from using their general treasury funds to support or oppose candidates for office. Justice Anthony Kennedy wrote for the five-justice majority that the prohibition was tantamount to “censorship,” and that the intrusion on corporations’ First Amendment rights could not be justified by the government’s interest in preventing corruption.

According to a 2025 YouGov poll, 79 percent of Americans disagree with the majority’s conclusion that independent corporate expenditures “do not give rise to corruption or the appearance of corruption.” On the contrary, 75 percent believe that unlimited spending in elections makes democracy weaker by allowing the wealthy to exert too much influence over the decisionmaking of ostensibly public servants. Basically, Citizens United opened the floodgates to a wave of big money in politics, and people are tired of drowning.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
“…Muse and similar products like Microsoft’s Copilot and OpenAI’s two days-old Dots have a ‘normal-people problem,’ requiring the average user to adjust their private lives to have AI agents solve various problems.”
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The AI Industry Has a Major Problem: Most People Aren't Freaks Who Want an AI Agent Running Their Whole Life
There's a problem for AI agents like Meta's Muse: ordinary people don't seem very interested in what they're offering.
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Kyle Woodley ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @kylewoodley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is a friggin’ masterpiece.
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Lori Schmidt @lorischmidt.dispatch.com · 01/10/2026
Ran into the great Jeff Svoboda ahead of tonight's Blue Jackets game.
Jeff Svoboda smiles at the camera while Lori Schmidt photo bombs him.
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Mohamed A. El-Erian @elerianm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The IMF issuing a statement to reassure the public that bond markets are "functioning in an orderly manner" is highly unusual—and risks raising more questions than it answers. #economy #markets #bonds #yields
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 01/10/2026
I went to Geneva a few weeks ago and spoke on a panel about the nature of time for a Geneva Watch Days event. While I was there, on a lark, I entered a competition to most precisely calibrate a Swiss watch. And today I found out that I won! 😃 www.instagram.com/reel/Dd6hUTB...
Me peering through a little magnifier at a tiny watch mechanism connected to some monitoring equipment, while making adjustments with a small screwdriver
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Matt DeLong @mattdelong.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't think people really appreciate the gravity of what is happening in the news industry. If you value getting reliable information from the news orgs you depend on, you need to support them with your dollars or they could disappear. This isn't hyperbole. It's happening right now in real time.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love that the U.S. government now has ideas so dumb that the fact checks are simply “yeah this isn’t a parody, it’s real”
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026
if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans
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Barchart @barchart.com · 01/10/2026
Almost 60% of S&P 500 stocks are trading below their 200-day moving average, the weakest market breadth since May 2025 🚨
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 01/10/2026
It should be noted that if any one of us programmed a virus that hacked into a company we would be charged with numerous cybercrimes AI companies should be held to that same standard
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WealthUpdate @wealthupdate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
August PCE: Fed's Top Inflation Gauge Lighter Than Feared #PCE #consumerprices #inflation #economy #fed #interestrates
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August PCE: Fed's Top Inflation Gauge Lighter Than Feared
Stocks rebounded and interest-rate-hike worries were dialed back after August's PCE reading showed consumer prices rose less than expected.
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Google and Apple immediately update their maps.
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enervate.bsky.social @enervate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mountain Deuterium
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
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Dario Amodei
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Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
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Elon Musk
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nvidia “Unites States”
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Barchart @barchart.com · 30/09/2026
More than 58% of S&P 500 stocks were trading below their 200-day moving average today, the worst market breadth since May 2025 🚨 🚨
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
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