Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026As a Blue Jackets fan, I agree. Though, it certainly beats having to live in Philly. 000
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026but can he do it on a beautiful Sunday night in Columbus? (no) #crew96 0203
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026They just showed a Miami fan in the crowd literally pounding his chest, and I cannot fathom of a hollower, sadder life as a sports fan 110
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“Is it naive goalkeeping from Schulte” asks Twellman. No, he’s just bad. #crew96 060
Reposted by Charisma-free Weirdo and DorkThe Royal Tenenbaums @theroyaltenenbaums.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Look at this shit. 042
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Agreed, this is obvious to any true ball-knower. 000
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026“Look at the attention Oklahoma is giving the run game” well, yeah 000
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Every week or two (aka every time I watch the Hadestown proshot) this account is going to become an Amber Gray fanboy account 000
Reposted by Charisma-free Weirdo and Dorkvictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I am sympathetic to Silicon Valley guys ascribing human-level consciousness to AI because if I had to talk to people from Silicon Valley all day I’d probably have a real low bar for sentience too 383137620
Reposted by Charisma-free Weirdo and DorkMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Vaccine conspiracism is overwhelmingly clustered among the religious, white and affluent. It’s a function of conservative ideology and bad faith media. Being nicer to MAHA types will not ‘bring them into the fold,’ it will only increase their sense of entitlement. 534300791
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Refs across all sports have such an inferiority complex. Just a primal desire to make themselves the center of attention. 000
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026static.klipy.comWingman: Cocaine and Waffles QuoteALT: Wingman: Cocaine and Waffles Quote 000
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The refs give an inexplicable 10 minutes of stoppage and then have the AUDACITY to card Schulte for time-wasting. SMH. #crew96 060
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026WHAT A BALL FROM TAPIA!! (also… nice work Gomes, I guess) #crew96 040
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Lmao Rodriguez 100% deserved that. #crew96 050
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Colorado has locked down the flanks , so Schulte is just booting it straight to the Colorado keeper at this point. Need a mute approach. 000
Reposted by Charisma-free Weirdo and DorkMairkrh @mairkrh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026#crew96 goal baybeeeeee 041
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026#crew96 attack going completely through the flanks and the occasional ball over the top. High press working too. Nothing coming through the midfield, which remains a disaster. Not a recipe for long-term success but might be enough for points tonight. 030
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Evergreen Mo Farsi diagram #crew96 120
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I was talking to a 9 year old today who called Messi “obnoxious”. The kids are all right. 010
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026#Crew96 in MLS/USOC action: With Bangoura starting: 2.11 PPG (9gp) Without Bangoura starting: 0.63 PPG (16gp) 2140
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Until Gazdag, every DP in #Crew96 history have been effective players. Some (Mendoza, Kamara 2.0) have been headcases, but they scored goals. Others (Sanch, WAA) have been a little underwhelming or injured. He is the only one that was a hard whiff. Easily the worst signing in club history. 181
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026This kind of thing can sound like a meaningless “what if”, but the team down the street kept Jarmo and let Bill Zito walk. The Panthers went from irrelevant to back-to-back championships. 110
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026static.klipy.comYoung Dylan's Enthusiastic 'Exactly!'ALT: Young Dylan's Enthusiastic 'Exactly!' 000
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Tbh I was away from the game for a bit and missed the goal. Just watched it. Nice strike, but uh… very fitting that Gomes’ one contribution is from when everybody else was forced to stand still. #crew96 120
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Agreed with this, and it also makes me thankful for Rudy Camacho. He gets a lot of hate because he’s been frustrating recently, but when he arrived he basically single-handedly fixed a catastrophic defense overnight and gave Schulte a new lease on life. 020
Reposted by Charisma-free Weirdo and DorkDarby @tokenliberal.bsky.social · 23/08/2026What kills me is how many attacking players he's signed and we have eight shots over the past two games. Not shots on goal. Shots. 0104
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Bad things happen when you put in Dylan Chambost #crew96 011
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Obviously he was name-searching on Bluesky at half and my skeet inspired him to contribute for the first time all seasonstatic.klipy.comTed Lasso Points to You're Welcome SignALT: Ted Lasso Points to You're Welcome Sign 010
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I’m a big Taha fan but that’s the second huge defensive lapse from him recently. Dude’s gotta figure it out. 020
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I have to amend this, I didn’t realize Gomes was in. #crew96static.klipy.comOffice Space BobsALT: Office Space Bobs 110
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026A lot of people are down on the #crew96 right now but this is our optimal lineup from a “jettison the dead weight” perspective so I say let it ride 030
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026[dave letterman voice] Elemendo! 000
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Great stuff from Arace as always. This Rydstrom quote really is particularly curious. Who was he referring to? Given the roster turnover we’ve had, it makes the potential list pretty dang slim. #crew96 1102
Reposted by Charisma-free Weirdo and Dorkmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 20/08/2026this is psychotic but a genuinely valuable articulation of a thing many drivers actually believe 982634321
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I obviously like to rag on Tall, but this is my real core issue. My🔥take is that is that Tall misinterpreted Nancy’s success with *versatile* players as success with “positionless” players. All the core players in Nancy’s system played specific roles. Most of Tall’s acquisitions are generalists. 240
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026That’s it folks! I’ve found it! The dumbest #crew96 take I’ve ever seen is finally before our eyes. God bless and thanks to everybody for playing all these years, time to pack it in.static.klipy.comSeth Meyers Says 'Guys, I Found It!'ALT: Seth Meyers Says 'Guys, I Found It!' 230
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 20/08/20263 straight transfer windows of complete ass followed by a chaos window isn’t the most compelling strategy on paper. But on the field… oh nevermind, it’s ass on the field too #crew96 2102
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I know Bangoura is hurt, and Karumanchi needs rotated, and we will probably win this game anyway, but a Chambost/Gomes midfield is about as soft as it gets in MLS. #crew96 010
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Columbus Crew: Set piece experts. Just like we all predicted. #crew96 010
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Nice, my $1 "Amundsen to Camacho to Gazdag" parlay just hit for $16 billion #crew96 090
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Gazdag hittin that 'you sure?' button 020
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 07/08/2026IIRC, MLS does not have any retained salary mechanisms. Gazdag is above the TAM buy-down threshold. That suggests this is a ~$3M buyout. Waivers are at the league's discretion and it seems they didnt exercise that here. 000
Reposted by Charisma-free Weirdo and DorkSherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Jon Husted looked this mother in the eye, and promised he wouldn't vote to cut her daughter's health care. One week later, that's exactly what he did. 12781249
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I am begging Christopher Nolan to stop writing his own films Odyssey Rating: “Idk, whatever” out of 4 110
Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I haven’t seen sauce on a ball like that from a #crew96 player since… ever? 180
