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@MarkVuch

@markvuch.bsky.social
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Culture Trendmapper. Brand Strategist. Creative Director. Internet Addict. Font Nerd. Wordsmith. Beautiful Game Worshiper. SaveTheCrew Leadership. #GGMU #Crew96

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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Happy #SavedTheCrew Day to all who celebrate. Guess what? Our #SaveTheCrew trademarks are up for renewal, and that costs money to get done. Help chip in whatever you can, won’t you? Tell everyone you know. #Crew96 gofund.me/aa10b9a91
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Donate to #SaveTheCrew: Help us renew our trademarks, organized by Morgan Hughes
Hi, my name is Morgan Hughes and I was (am?) the spokesperson and co-founder … Morgan Hughes needs your support for #SaveTheCrew: Help us renew our trademarks
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@MarkVuch @markvuch.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
@rooster.info mentioned on weekend update on SNL just now. LOLOLOL
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Morgan Hughes @morganhughes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Encountering the Messi virgin army leaving the stadium.
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Charisma-free Weirdo and Dork @erikbobbitt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
but can he do it on a beautiful Sunday night in Columbus? (no) #crew96
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Kyle Woodley ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @kylewoodley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
2-1 #Crew96 If your child wore a Miami jersey to the match, mock them relentlessly on the way home. Call them a loser. Tell them not to continue the family line because it peaked with you.
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@MarkVuch @markvuch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That first skeet was NOT calming in these times. Maybe preface with “cool story” if it’s going to cut off like that! 🫨😮‍💨😬
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Michael Arace @michaelarace1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
New column posts at the website and hits inboxes early Wed. a.m. Paywall is down for this one. As I was writing, I got sadder and sadder. #Crew96 #MLS www.thedisrespected.com/p/4c0bbdfa-4...
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Federico Higuain is fired from his job as coach of Crew 2
Source: Pipa didn't show "an accountability or a level of contrition that approached the seriousness of the transgression."
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@MarkVuch @markvuch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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ITYSL: I'd Like To Get Off Now, Not Having Fun
ALT: ITYSL: I'd Like To Get Off Now, Not Having Fun
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@MarkVuch @markvuch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 takes too long to invest in watching. At least the Crew collapsed in under 2 hours of viewing time.
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@MarkVuch @markvuch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That easy 3 points in the first quarter would have been pretty cool right now, but Ryan Daygseth wanted to rip his shirt off and flex his nipple ring to show em who’s boss. #takethepointsALWAYS
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@MarkVuch @markvuch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What in the Michigan clock is going on right now?!
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@MarkVuch @markvuch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Was wondering why the broadcast is so greyed out. Thought it was shitty stadium lighting.
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@MarkVuch @markvuch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That easy 3 points in the first quarter would have been pretty cool right now, but Ryan Daygseth wanted to rip his shirt off and flex his nipple ring to show em who’s boss. #takethepointsALWAYS
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@MarkVuch @markvuch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I like hearing american football players’ size because it’s like “hey I’m taller than that guy and he weighs more than me” and then naturally it’s “cool, I’m not fat” and “pffft I’m big enough do that sport.” Can’t do this with soccer because it’s not really a size sport, you just suck at it.
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@MarkVuch @markvuch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They could not figure out one of those sandwich presses that’s for cake. Waffle iron, that’s what I’m thinking of. I think @morganhughes.bsky.social has a few. Maybe he could swing by practice.
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@MarkVuch @markvuch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bad soccer with more almost-goals than normal. And not giving $5 more to Jimmy for the one bottled water. Thats what I missed staying home from the #Crew96 match tonight. What happened to us man? Edit: Ok, put another tally in the “glad I stayed home” column for the end collapse.
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@MarkVuch @markvuch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Prediction: I can see Arch Manning being a first choice pick to replace an aging pro quarterback for a blue team. (He’s going straight to Nationwide commercials.)
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@MarkVuch @markvuch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“But the data says…” is also the same as using ai to make decisions. Maybe your tech isn’t as good as human decision making. You’re away, early in the season, and can instill a sense of winning by making reason based decisions in moments of game management and not shock and awe “vibes.”
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@MarkVuch @markvuch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Perhaps the closest way modern american football is an analogy of the american military is failing on 4th down and turning the ball over instead of taking an easy field goal because manliness or some stupid shit.
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@MarkVuch @markvuch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
And that event staff dude that tries to throw them’s arm is more washed than Jimmy’s QB1
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@MarkVuch @markvuch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Stole my plan.
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@MarkVuch @markvuch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Saturday: “Maybe #Crew96 will finally start to be almost decent kinda maybe possibly.” Wednesday:
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Major League: Still Shitty Field Prep
ALT: Major League: Still Shitty Field Prep
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This guy went to the JD Vance school of Acting Normal
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 09/09/2026
There are a lot of people who think their parents got their brains destroyed by Fox News, but somehow they’re not getting their brains destroyed by staying on Twitter.
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I guess this happens in a lot of cases but AI evangelists may be setting the all time record for “want to not just use a thing but also be congratulated for doing so”
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@MarkVuch @markvuch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
To write this after seeing the World Cup is uniquely americanly naive, or, pretty much dog whistley for the things causing the bulk of the badness in the country. Glad you found the beautiful game, Chris. ;) Enjoy your rec league updates.
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Andrew @13ajc31cja.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It's a Crew Matchday! #Crew96
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Emotional Kid Interview: Boy Cries on Camera
ALT: Emotional Kid Interview: Boy Cries on Camera
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@MarkVuch @markvuch.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Not the Kroger seasonal department special! 🤣
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@MarkVuch @markvuch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Omg YESSSS this tease looks sick
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Andrew C. Bly @hey-acb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
2024: if only President Biden could tell people of all the good they've done 2026: Can you believe MR. MAMDANI is trying to tell people the actual good he's doing and wants to do!?!? Sounds very suspicious
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@MarkVuch @markvuch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Motion to allow Pam into the Save The Crew leadership meetings
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@MarkVuch @markvuch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
49ers havent been dominant good since the mall industry was boomin. That org is washed.
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@MarkVuch @markvuch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Been saying this since his debut! He seems like an enforcer type, there to destroy rather than create. Start him against Miami. Hell, clone him and start 5 of him on defense. 😂
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@MarkVuch @markvuch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If you don’t think every single US media outlet is on the side of corporations, US headlines: Meta to pay a lot of money in settlement (which we are trained to associate with frivolous lawsuits) Rest of world: Meta avoids law by paying fractions on what is sought, can do toxic business as usual now
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@MarkVuch @markvuch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Growing up, everyone knew about the Y-Town mob to the south and east into PA. No thanks.
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@MarkVuch @markvuch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
2-0 at half. Can we be done now? The Lamar Hunt US Open Cup is the only tournament I care about.
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Tim Robinson Performs 'Cash Grab' Sketch
ALT: Tim Robinson Performs 'Cash Grab' Sketch
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@MarkVuch @markvuch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It makes me laugh how much weird shit is created in the process of pro sports. Like we make SO much stuff. Some of it is truly odd in isolation when you look at it as a singular product. Is the neon green Carl’s Jr. Home Goalkeeper Sock a popular item in the CA gear store?
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@MarkVuch @markvuch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My friend called Brais Mendes “Temu Fernandes” (we are United fans, catch up!) and I felt it was funny but mean. They do be looking alike. And both create similarly. That absolute ass penalty kick tho… the name is going to stick if he doesn’t pick his game up there.
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
in Springfield Ohio right now. I’m told by multiple activists and religious leaders here that ICE took a second Haitian pastor
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 25/08/2026
Flock ALPRs or Axon ALPRs? Same difference, EFF’s Rin Alajaji told @fox10phoenix.bsky.social. “There is not good surveillance or bad surveillance... it's just government surveillance of your movements.”
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Arizona police cancel Flock contracts over data misuse while Axon expands surveillance tech
Following data misuse investigations in Arizona, police departments are severing ties with Flock, prompting competitor Axon to market its license plate readers with built-in privacy guardrails.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
At least one in four of all the people who have played in the NFL might expect to end up with CTE, according to new data
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At Least 1 in 4 NFL Players Gets CTE, Major New Study Finds (Gift Article)
The actual prevalence, researchers said, may be much higher.
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@MarkVuch @markvuch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It reeks of the owner wanting to be right. Snowflake billionaire behavior after signing the worst (financially AND problematic rolled into one) contract in league history. Determined not to be laughed at. Billionaire behavior, nothing more. The kid will start by week 5.
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Footsoccerball @footsoccerball.com · 22/08/2026
The Open Cup is one of the most exciting competions in the US. I look forward to it every year. It should be the premier competition.
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@MarkVuch @markvuch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Not the disco truck nutz whyyyy
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Maybe I'm in the minority here but if people who support AI are being shamed into silence then it's working. The shame is working as intended. The left's biggest problem is that it's afraid to hurt the feelings of folks who need to have their feelings hurt. Let them experience introspection for once
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 21/08/2026
All of the LLMs stole from me. Most of the big "A.i." billionaires are horrifying right wingers. Consumer-facing generative "A.i." "writing" and "art" tools deskill people, cheat kids out of real education, spread falsehoods and disinfo, and violate privacy. So no, I ain't using that shit.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If they need to trick you into using the product by fucking around with a UX and replacing a formerly useful button with an AI button, it's dogshit. If you need to opt out instead of opt in, they're hoping you don't notice you're using it. These are not difficult concepts to wrap your mind around.
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@MarkVuch @markvuch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is an unserious league that wants your money. Waiting for the non-playoff teams to be put into the NIT Tournament at this point.
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@MarkVuch @markvuch.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Left foot buddy. Disaster lol
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