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Mrck

@markrbrockman.bsky.social
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I pronounced this app Blu Ski for far longer than I should have.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why do bash “A-I” dads for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they’re just unpleasant to be around?
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Meme image of Tom Cruise as Digger with the text: I'm joining the war on Digger on the side of Digger
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Highly usable post from last year
@weedle.bsky.social: Pete Hegseth is not going to remember his soldiers need food.
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Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Imagine being the couple who got caught having sex in the blue whale, resulting in mankind being cast out forever.
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🎃 ianthe's inferno🦇🦴 @ianthe.online · 19/07/2026
archer pausa de hidratación
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
You won’t believe what happened to me on a Greek island this afternoon
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Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her @southernsylvs.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
What's the point of subsidizing corn if we aren't using it to grow dudes like that?
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 07/07/2026
The USMNT and Knicks being really good except for the precise moment when Trump involves himself is really funny
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Mike Goodman @themlg.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Really when we get down to brass tacks about this whole World Cup situation there’s one extremely important thing to remember. Everybody else is wrong about some part of it. I, however, am right about everything and grasp each detail in all of its glorious nuance.
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
bless the ancestors for allowing us to enjoy this Black ass team on juneteenth without jan6 juninho
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
ROCK CHALK ALGERIA 🇩🇿
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Great point, Shakira (4) now officially has more World Cup appearances than her ex (3)
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Imagine fighting in World War I and knowing you made this future possible.
The Chainsmokers: FIFA Fan Festival
National World War I Museum and Memorial
Jun 13, 2026
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It's funny learning that the reason there's going to be a crippling helium supply shortage even though the United States once had a huge strategic reserve of it is literally because Republicans did the "jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao" thing to it
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
wait do people not have this post committed to memory like I do? bsky.app/profile/kyle...
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
lol Scott Pelley and the old guard at 60 Minutes eat people like this alive for breakfast.
Back and forth between Scott Pelley and new management at CBS during a recent 60 Minutes staff meeting:

"This is not actually productive," Forelle said.
"It's working for me," Pelley replied.
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
park that car drop that phone sleep on the floor dream about me
Person in a Hello Kitty mascot suit with stylish sunglasses and a fur coat. They are also holding a glass of red wine.
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
What if this has been a huge success and all the marvel movies looked like this
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Dread VanVleet 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
You either die a Tyler Herro or you live long enough to see yourself become the Tyler Villainn
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Michael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
incredible things are happening in the discourse
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I do think it’s very funny to convert to Catholicism as an ordinary if mildly famous person at the time only to have the Pope eventually become one of your biggest haters
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Ryan Eichten @reichten.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Julius Randle just now walking down the hallway to the locker room: “That shit didn’t work Scott Foster”
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Lukács Doncic @weirdalf.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Agreed I can’t be thinking about Renate Reinsve that much
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Defector @defector.com · 11/03/2026
I will never forgive Trae Young for surpassing Kobe Bryant’s career high for assists in a game eight times: defector.com/i-will-never...
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I Will Never Forgive Trae Young For Surpassing Kobe Bryant's Career High For Assists In A Game Eight Times | Defector
Kobe Bryant was not just some normal NBA player. No indeed: He was the second-best shooting guard in the history of the Los Angeles Lakers franchise, and something like the 11th-best Laker overall,…
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Gremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I’ve come up with a fancy new name for the MAHA yoga-mom anti-vax homeschooling crafty-ass wing of MAGA: the Zone of Pinterest
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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
We don't like AI because it's a giant plagiarism machine that is causing untold environmental harm, kills people's critical thinking skills, & allocates countless resources toward something people don't want, all for the goal of enriching the worst billionaires in the world & displacing workers
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Snap Wilson @snapwilson.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
The greatest sports involve going fast *and* touching someone's butt.
Women's Team Pursuit
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
THE HALL OF FAME'S A JUICER, BRADLEY
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
people need to stop slandering the noble art of sucking dick
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
i feel compelled to watch the entire Bears game even though I know it will end with Caleb Williams throwing a 37-yard touchdown under intense pressure on 4th-and-11
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
the only good AI is dead AI, this is a Butlerian Jihad account
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Gourmet Spud @gourmetspud.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I can’t stop laughing at this. The base became his shoulders and the trophy became his head.
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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
i’ve decided my new year’s resolution this year is to let wolves losses affect me in more toxic ways. i want to really just become a nasty guy who treats other people badly because of sports
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 01/01/2026
Pope Gregory XIII in 1582:
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
the coward pop-tart jumping off the toaster, with Notre Dame's logo superimposed on his face
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 17/12/2025
Behold: the first-ever list of news outlets that have banned generative AI in their reporting. As of today, this is literally information that you cannot find on Google. My goal is to fill the starter pack, so please send over suggestions with supporting evidence! go.bsky.app/8cn1XfT
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AMDO @amdo.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
getting some memes printed out on glossy paper at the cvs. owning physical media is so important
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Defector @defector.com · 17/12/2025
Who the hell is Ella McCay? defector.com/everything-i...
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Everything I Remember About 'Ella McCay' | Defector
In the poster advertising the new film Ella McCay, a woman stands on one leg, her mid-length coat waving around her, as she gently touches the back of the high heel of her left shoe. Her other arm is…
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 07/12/2025
it’s also very important to note that the vast majority of that $9b “loss” is actually related to how usps has to fund its pension obligations, which is to say it’s purely an accounting choice, not an indication of an inefficient service
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 09/07/2025
I'm an "A.i." abolitionist. No consumer-facing LLMs or generative "A.i." in anything. Sure, machine learning in science and a few other limited applications is fine. But consumer-facing LLMs and generative "A.i." that are based on theft, push disinfo, and can be manipulated by billionaires? No.
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Vulture @vulture.com · 26/11/2025
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
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Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 26/11/2025
He's right ... and he should say so
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
“I’m a Grok guy” is the single most embarrassing phrase ever uttered in the course of human history.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
decent chance the joyce carol oates post goes down as the most important social media post of all time
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
You: The time change sucks. We should just stick with Daylight Savings all year. Me, the most annoying person in the world: Time is merely a construct. Sometimes 5 minutes feels like an hour and other times an hour feels like 5 minutes. Embrace the ambiguity.
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Dread VanVleet 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I refuse to treat the Thunder as a legitimate champion until they prove it in the NBA Cup.
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Terry Rozier Osama tweet altered

I should've hooped instead of tryina gamble cause I'm tall as helll!
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