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Markian Kuzmowycz

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 24/09/2026
“It’s fall, fuckfaces. You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re not.” buff.ly/pykYN6f
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
not that anything matters anymore but the province is named after the lake
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HEALTH @health.band · 15/08/2026
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The Kyiv Independent @kyivindependent.com · 13/08/2026
⚡️ Ukraine repatriates remains of 20th-century military leader Yevhen Konovalets with state honors. As the founder of the Organization of Ukrainian Nationalists (OUN), Konovalets devoted his life to the cause of Ukraine's independence. He was assassinated by an undercover Soviet agent in 1938.
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Ukraine repatriates remains of 20th-century military leader Yevhen Konovalets with state honors
As the founder of the Organization of Ukrainian Nationalists (OUN), Konovalets devoted his life to the cause of Ukraine's independence. He was assassinated by an undercover Soviet agent in 1938.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You expect adults to care about cyberbullying?
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Trump is a buffoon but RFK got exactly what he wanted here. The data are pretty clear that if you spread the vaccine appointments out then parents don’t come back for them. They don’t want kids to get the vaccines.
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Sarah Kirchberger @sarahkirchberger.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The “root causes” of the Ukraine war that Russia wants to “address” is Russia Westward Expansion. Should be easy enough to address by Russia.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The obsession with making elections a referendum on Hassan Piker reminds me of this
An Onion poll on "Who is our favorite Commedia dell'Arte character?"
Columbine 0%
Scaramouche 0%
Pulcinella 0%
Pantalone 0%
il Dottore: 0%
Don't know: 100%
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eddietg51-42.bsky.social @eddietg51-42.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are trans athletes in youth sports.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“I stopped talking to my therapist. I felt like I was ranting like a lunatic and he was listening politely and asking me, ‘Is the bad man in the room with you right now?’” On how 21st century fascists make you sound crazy: badfaithtimes.com/they-make-yo...
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The Fascists Are Making You Sound Crazy
You will appear to be a complete lunatic if you explain the political realities of competitive authoritarianism.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Trump tried to tell them not to do Covid but they just wouldn't listen. I think the Senate hearings today where a bunch of car dealership guys with That Four Drink Energy took turns getting upset about stuff from their phones established that pretty well.
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NYTimes: affirmative action for mediocre editors angry at MeToo @originalist.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
NYT editors put "Claudine Gay" in "top 5 featured on the New York Times homepage Dec 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 17, 22, 25" While they put Trump calling for Constitution's "termination" on page 15 and his chief of staff's "tyrant" warning on 12 Christopher Rufo openly bragged about the plans:
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Disgraceful. Simply disgraceful.
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Disgraceful
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Markian Kuzmowycz @markiank.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Walking recessive gene says
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Alexander Clarkson @aphclarkson.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Though the same point goes for IRGC attacks on Kuwaiti or UAE desalination infrastructure which they are far more dependent on than Iran. We have both warring parties descending into a spiral of war crimes with no end in sight.
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Markian Kuzmowycz @markiank.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Uh is this true? RW content seems to absolutely dominate online spaces.
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Markian Kuzmowycz @markiank.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
So what is the dunk here?
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 16/07/2026
dear democrats: anything short of a concerted policy of scorched earth retribution against every one of these criminals, from the president down to the interns betting on Kalshi, means the end of 'the American experiment'
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Ann M. Lipton @annmlipton.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Not that anyone cares but yes this is illegal
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
it is pretty insane that the movement which produced the idea that Kamala Harris would go to war in Iran has not produced any sort of resistance, even messaging, about the actual war in Iran
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Markian Kuzmowycz @markiank.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
“We will kill you” - the US government
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Markian Kuzmowycz @markiank.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Gender affirming treatment?
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Markian Kuzmowycz @markiank.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This is illegal “Only the portrait of a deceased individual may appear on United States currency and securities. The name of the individual shall be inscribed below the portrait.”
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Among Gen A he's basically become a funny meme with no context to who he was or his beliefs. Basically he's Keyboard Cat to them - ‘His legacy is cringe’: how Charlie Kirk became a punchline among the young - even his supporters www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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‘His legacy is cringe’: how Charlie Kirk became a punchline among the young - even his supporters
Crude memes of the Maga luminary are exploding online – less than a year after conservatives were suppressing any slander against him
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Sam (ABeardedPanda) @abeardedpanda.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Markian Kuzmowycz @markiank.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Pro crime
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 06/07/2026
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Joanne Freeman @jbf1755.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
In the well-over 100,000 documents written by founders included in the Founders Online database from the National Archives, no one uses the phrase "God's noble experiment." No one.
Chuck Schumer: "The founding fathers called America God's noble experiment. I believe in all three words to this day: we are one nation under God, we have clung to noble ideals for longer than any other nation, and we are an experiment always changing, trying to make ourselves better.
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Markian Kuzmowycz @markiank.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
We love to see it
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James Cameron @jjjcameron.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It's probably more offensive to Mexican cuisine to keep them on the menu.
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Yes, and the Declaration says the idea that we are all created equal is a "self-evident" truth, meaning it's accessible solely via human reason, to anyone, whether they worship Trump's god or not. Also note that Trump dispenses with the "equal" part.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
the provinces decline to offer tribute, the armies return in defeat, the temple of the arts has closed its doors, and the name of the Emperor is scoured from the palaces by his own magistrates. now the sun and storms turn against him. the Mandate is lost.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This is without a doubt the biggest wedding held at Madison Square Garden since Adolf Hitler’s wedding in 1938
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Finally a matchup between the two biggest stars in world soccer: Lionel Messi and Vozinha
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Turing Police Andúnië Branch 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
i'm not being funny i dont really have much tolerance for that argument anymore. russia could have /simply not transformed into a fascist state again/ by the same method that the rest of us did
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Markian Kuzmowycz @markiank.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
See also: Russia Understanderers
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
“I want to hear what everybody is saying regardless of where they fall on the ideological spectrum.” Okay. There’s your problem. You can research antidemocratic, eugenicist, fascist ideology but you don’t need to “listen.” It’s poison. Always has been.
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
national guard deployed to keep people from touching the reflecting pool
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Imagine Vice President Lyndon Johnson going on Meet the Press to assure the nation that a civil rights bill was coming out soon because he'd spoken with the president's brother-in-law Sargent Shriver and *he* thought it was going to happen
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Markian Kuzmowycz @markiank.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
holy hyperbole. these troops are more likely to be vaping, wearing VR goggles, and controlling 5 drones at once than storming anything, but there isn't an easy Nazi reference to bring up there.
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Alexander Clarkson @aphclarkson.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The centre of gravity of Russia's air defence is around the mansions and palaces of Putin or other senior regime figures located 20 to 30 miles outside of Moscow
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 17/06/2026
Does it change our perception of our society to know that a fair chunk of extremist behaviour is in fact a Russian sabotage campaign? www.ft.com/content/8fa3...
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Russian saboteurs hired third operative for UK attacks
Footage points to the role of an unidentified man spraying anti-Muslim graffiti in London
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
If this is right, it amounts to a total U.S. capitulation that trades very specific benefits to Iran, some of which (total sanction waivers) take place immediately, for vagaries on nuclear materials ("will be adequately addressed") and the Strait (no mention of tolls/fees).
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Folks, we're recognizing an Iranian sphere of influence, withdrawing forces, and paying indemnities, in exchange for merely the same statement from Iran that they have always made about nuclear weapons.
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Real diplomatic instruments are not full of basic grammatical errors and unintentional ambiguities. It is a unique humiliation that the American regime did not even have a professional translation and resolve ambiguities. They ran it through grok and signed it.
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
They must have signed the Persian original as proposed by Iran and unprofessionally translated, with minimal changes and no evaluation by professional State or Treasury staff. Baaically an Iranian diktat. Extraordinary.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
There's something about the Pentagon's framing here that just seems... unsporting. Like, we're at war with them. Politics aside, it feels like complaining that the other sports team is trying to score touchdowns. If you didn't want that to happen, you should not have played the game.
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Markian Kuzmowycz @markiank.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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