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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 16h

BIG NEWS: "The moral cost of doing harm to billionaires has been reduced to zero. Many users were operating under the assumption that billionaires were real people with souls, which was not our intention. Your conscience should no longer trouble you should you harm them in any way."

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 01/10/2026

blue alerts (statewide texas emergency alerts, that blow up your phone the same way as a tornado warning any time a cop gets hurt) are fucking infuriating this is not an emergency you can not wake an *entire state* up because one of your boys got an ouchie fuck you. nobody fucking cares.

A screenshot of a blue alert with identification details censored

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Sam Clarke @mfxduckman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

People talk a lot about the pillars of AEW. PAC always was and always will be one of the most important. He was there from the beginning. He had amazing matches and promos that really set the tone for what AEW has become. Everything he was involved in was entertaining. Just an ultimate pro. 🤼

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ROH - Ring of Honor Wrestling @ringofhonor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Every hour until 3pm ET on the official ROH YouTube channel, we’ll release a FULL MATCH featuring PAC from AEW and the ROH archives. Today, we mourn. But we also celebrate his life, his passion, and the unforgettable moments he gave us.

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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy

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Sean @stholeary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This is heartbreaking. We're losing too many good ones & it's not right.

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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.

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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Let me tell you something, you whiny little snot, there's something wrong with all you kids today

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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

That's what they call me: Waffle King

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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for

Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."

Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.

Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."

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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU

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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.

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Michael @michaelemond.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Chris Jericho looks like Micky Rourke now when he was in The Wrestler

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My grandson uses a little step to pee in our toilet. I've taken to resting my feet on it when I have a dump. Wow! Shit literally sails unheeded through the Hormuz Strait of my colon; the lengths I've been crimping off recently are record breakers.

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brasidas @brasidas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Anthropic's models run on terabytes of VRAM. It's not going to "just copy itself to other computers."

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Jacob Coxon's next interview on CBS News (ex Anthropic+Open AI researcher who resigned)

"We can't just unplug it because it could be copying itself over to other computers. Like it's not that difficult to find yourself because an AI is just code. It could transfer itself over the internet to a different place and then you unplug it here, but it's actually still over there and maybe it makes 10,000 copies of itself and they're all cooperating."

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From "CBS News" YouTube channel, (full video link in comment)

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

youre probably looking at this fruit and thinking ‘wow, that must grow on a tropical island somewhere’, and you’d be WRONG AS HELL. its a pawpaw, the largest edible fruit native to north america. this is our first one and it tastes like banana, vanilla, and cantaloupe made a weird ass threesome baby

a pawpaw fruit still clinging onto the tree outside my bedroom door, but it’s gonna fall soon and im gonna eat it and pretend to everyone that i love it

the pawpaw has been sliced open revealing its mushy yellow private innards. if you eat the seeds or the skin something bad happens, and might happen even if you just eat the mushy part too idk, the internet is full of rumors. i will find out the truth the way nature intended: just eating it anyway and seeing if i shit myself at dinner. stay tuned.

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maffew going to wXw Grand Prix @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

If Triple H is booking Spider-Man now it's bad news for Miles Morales

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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Reposting this because

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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades, than spend one more minute with you

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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented

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Aubrey Edwards @refaubrey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ I know not everyone cares about star ratings, but I am insanely proud of my coworkers nonetheless

A referee, disgusted at the antics of the winner, handing the new champion her belt

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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I have watched the Will Ospreay All In entrance somewhere between 20-50 times

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Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I saw that guy hook Shane McMahon’s groin up to a car battery once, which I only bring up to point out that I would like him to do it again to the Flock CEO

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Thanks to doomscrolling and TikTok, my partner no longer has the attention span to watch a TV show or film together. I spend most of the time explaining the plot or answering questions because they're on their phone instead. I used to enjoy watching TV with them, now I dread it.

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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 31/08/2026

I reiterate that my Supreme Court Expansion plan is to simply switch to a distinctively American Cicada Brood System where we have overlapping panels or “broods” of justices spread over the country, numbered I to XXIII, emerging periodically and consisting of panels of 13, 17, 19, or 23 justices.

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Sean @stholeary.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The Buy-In ending with New Day's entrance into AEW would be a super slick way to get those very last-minute ppv buys.

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Mark C @markc.us · 28/08/2026

Itshapppening.gif

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Feej @fijiwriter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dolly is like Mr. Rogers - if someone says a bad thing about them, you're allowed to kick them in the shins.

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

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Mark C @markc.us · 25/08/2026

WRONG PERSON DIED TODAY.

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Mark C @markc.us · 25/08/2026

Weird Al's "The Saga Begins". #savedyouaclick

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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

*sighs as I exit the time machine* I'm here to stop a children's book.

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auntietiffa.bsky.social @auntietiffa.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

If you want a timeline cleanse I lost it at the Rabbit 🤷‍♂️

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NPW (The News of Pro Wrestling) @newsofprowrestling.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

"Through the next five weeks, WCW had a unique opportunity that had never been presented to any other pro wrestling company – rewiring an entire promotion without the need to sell a single ticket or worry about ratings." @stholeary.bsky.social with a deep dive into the summer of 1996.

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How the 1996 Summer Olympics Changed Pro Wrestling Forever

For five weeks in the summer of 1996, WCW Monday Nitro emanated from an outdoor studio at Walt Disney World’s MGM Studios. Roughly 600 fans, each paying $0 for a ticket, witnessed the most important s...

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Mark C @markc.us · 15/08/2026

Self Service IVRs that are customer hostile are intentionally designed that way. I've worked with managers of a contact center who wanted any press of "0" to route someone back to the beginning, regardless of my insistence on best practices. A well designed IVR has less than 2 keys to reach someone

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Feej @fijiwriter.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I'm here for this level of pettiness toward Pen Kaxton.

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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Here's a heartwarming example of the day. Police in North Carolina asked for the public's help to find vandals who defaced their flock cameras. Instead, the public discovered that the license plate readers recognize faces. And they're not happy. www.facebook.com/clt.stories/...

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Mark C @markc.us · 14/08/2026

Aight Texas, we're out of here end of the month. Fuck all the way off with your bullshit traffic and stupid people. #moving

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Jelly Pumpkins @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Yes I am saying that driving on 635 is as dangerous as military enlistment, and I stand by it.

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Mark C @markc.us · 14/08/2026

Forced perspective is crazy.

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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

i have lived among mountains older than bones there is a beauty and fire to youth, but I will rest on stone older than trees on hills that watched the rings of saturn as they were born

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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Recession advice from Millennials to GenZ: “Do drugs, love on your friends; and go party because we’re gonna die anyway.”

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izzy @isobel.top · 11/08/2026

logging into bluesky

chrono trigger screenshot:

Welcome to the Millennial Fair!
Have fun!

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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

I'm glad that you found somebody new. Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass, than spend one more minute with you.

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