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Mark C

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Skuff @skuffsmindcircus.bsky.social · 20h
Kenny Omega in a hospital gown, sitting up in bed hooked up to various IVs, is wincing while pointing a finger gun. Not pictured are his 22.37 km of intestines he lost.
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Blood River Flow @pearlriverflow.com · 21h
BIG NEWS: "The moral cost of doing harm to billionaires has been reduced to zero. Many users were operating under the assumption that billionaires were real people with souls, which was not our intention. Your conscience should no longer trouble you should you harm them in any way."
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Mark C @markc.us · 02/10/2026
Patch notes
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 01/10/2026
blue alerts (statewide texas emergency alerts, that blow up your phone the same way as a tornado warning any time a cop gets hurt) are fucking infuriating this is not an emergency you can not wake an *entire state* up because one of your boys got an ouchie fuck you. nobody fucking cares.
A screenshot of a blue alert with identification details censored
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Mark C @markc.us · 30/09/2026
These companies need elderly millennials on their marketing team to catch stuff like this. How is that a real, approved name?
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Ringtail 🔞 @rllynotringtail.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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Sam Clarke @mfxduckman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
People talk a lot about the pillars of AEW. PAC always was and always will be one of the most important. He was there from the beginning. He had amazing matches and promos that really set the tone for what AEW has become. Everything he was involved in was entertaining. Just an ultimate pro. 🤼
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ROH - Ring of Honor Wrestling @ringofhonor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every hour until 3pm ET on the official ROH YouTube channel, we’ll release a FULL MATCH featuring PAC from AEW and the ROH archives. Today, we mourn. But we also celebrate his life, his passion, and the unforgettable moments he gave us.
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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
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Sean @stholeary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is heartbreaking. We're losing too many good ones & it's not right.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Mark C @markc.us · 26/09/2026
Is that Phil in a mask? What the fuck?
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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Let me tell you something, you whiny little snot, there's something wrong with all you kids today
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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's what they call me: Waffle King
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Mark C @markc.us · 23/09/2026
Good lord that'd make a grown man cry.
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Emma Frost x Miss Piggy comic has hit the internet and it's so, so, so much more magnificent than I ever could have hoped for
Emma Frost: "Emma Frost, darling. I'm a telepath. May I read your mind to ascertain if you're telling the truth?"

Miss Piggy: "But of course, darling I am an open book, a tell-all memoir."Emma Frost telepathically witnessing the entirety of Miss Piggy's life.Wolverine: "Frost? She legit?"
Emma Frost: "She's..She's... She's everything. And I would die for her."
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Mark C @markc.us · 22/09/2026
Wtf. The votech school had robotics and automotive and woodworking but no one ever offered it to me. Would love to have built a chair.
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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU
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Mark C @markc.us · 21/09/2026
I have a hybrid truck. It's great. Get about 40mpg, about 500 miles on a fill up. 2024 Maverick
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Ralph in a bucket hat from Friday the 13th film. He's saying to get away from the nature trail to hell.
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Mark C @markc.us · 18/09/2026
media4.giphy.com
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Michael @michaelemond.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Chris Jericho looks like Micky Rourke now when he was in The Wrestler
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My grandson uses a little step to pee in our toilet. I've taken to resting my feet on it when I have a dump. Wow! Shit literally sails unheeded through the Hormuz Strait of my colon; the lengths I've been crimping off recently are record breakers.
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Mark C @markc.us · 15/09/2026
It's in Dallas in December. Theoretically it's touring?
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brasidas @brasidas.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Anthropic's models run on terabytes of VRAM. It's not going to "just copy itself to other computers."

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Jacob Coxon's next interview on CBS News (ex Anthropic+Open AI researcher who resigned)

"We can't just unplug it because it could be copying itself over to other computers. Like it's not that difficult to find yourself because an AI is just code. It could transfer itself over the internet to a different place and then you unplug it here, but it's actually still over there and maybe it makes 10,000 copies of itself and they're all cooperating."

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From "CBS News" YouTube channel, (full video link in comment)
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
youre probably looking at this fruit and thinking ‘wow, that must grow on a tropical island somewhere’, and you’d be WRONG AS HELL. its a pawpaw, the largest edible fruit native to north america. this is our first one and it tastes like banana, vanilla, and cantaloupe made a weird ass threesome baby
a pawpaw fruit still clinging onto the tree outside my bedroom door, but it’s gonna fall soon and im gonna eat it and pretend to everyone that i love itthe pawpaw has been sliced open revealing its mushy yellow private innards.  if you eat the seeds or the skin something bad happens, and might happen even if you just eat the mushy part too idk, the internet is full of rumors.  i will find out the truth the way nature intended: just eating it anyway and seeing if i shit myself at dinner.  stay tuned.
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maffew going to wXw Grand Prix @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If Triple H is booking Spider-Man now it's bad news for Miles Morales
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Reposting this because
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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades, than spend one more minute with you
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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Mark C @markc.us · 05/09/2026
This is insane timeline syncing
Timeline sync about Snow White
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Aubrey Edwards @refaubrey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ I know not everyone cares about star ratings, but I am insanely proud of my coworkers nonetheless
A referee, disgusted at the antics of the winner, handing the new champion her belt
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I have watched the Will Ospreay All In entrance somewhere between 20-50 times
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Mark C @markc.us · 02/09/2026
TIL: Russia had a colony in California: www.bbc.com/travel/artic...
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'The forgotten empire': When Russia colonised California
For nearly 30 years, part of Sonoma was ruled by Tsarist Russia, and it played a pivotal – if little-known – role in shaping the US.
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Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I saw that guy hook Shane McMahon’s groin up to a car battery once, which I only bring up to point out that I would like him to do it again to the Flock CEO
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Thanks to doomscrolling and TikTok, my partner no longer has the attention span to watch a TV show or film together. I spend most of the time explaining the plot or answering questions because they're on their phone instead. I used to enjoy watching TV with them, now I dread it.
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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 31/08/2026
I reiterate that my Supreme Court Expansion plan is to simply switch to a distinctively American Cicada Brood System where we have overlapping panels or “broods” of justices spread over the country, numbered I to XXIII, emerging periodically and consisting of panels of 13, 17, 19, or 23 justices.
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Mark C @markc.us · 01/09/2026
😢 I thought I had a good name here too:
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Sean @stholeary.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The Buy-In ending with New Day's entrance into AEW would be a super slick way to get those very last-minute ppv buys.
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Mark C @markc.us · 28/08/2026
Itshapppening.gif
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Feej @fijiwriter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly is like Mr. Rogers - if someone says a bad thing about them, you're allowed to kick them in the shins.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
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Mark C @markc.us · 25/08/2026
WRONG PERSON DIED TODAY.
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Mark C @markc.us · 25/08/2026
Weird Al's "The Saga Begins". #savedyouaclick
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Mark C @markc.us · 24/08/2026
Barrens Chat never changed, it just migrated to real life.
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
*sighs as I exit the time machine* I'm here to stop a children's book.
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auntietiffa.bsky.social @auntietiffa.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If you want a timeline cleanse I lost it at the Rabbit 🤷‍♂️
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