Reposted by wockylauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/12/2024learning something new in your thirties is so humbling. i am unquestionably worse at playing the piano than a five year old. not even a prodigy five year old, even a little ADHD kid would trounce me 276965
Reposted by wockywint @dril.bsky.social · 19/12/2024hour #4 hunched over my big red plastic ipad w/ headphones at carrabbas watching analysis tubers yell at bojack horseman like hes a real guy 383638309
Reposted by wockyAlana McLaughlin🏳️⚧️ @alanaferal.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Periodic godzilla embroidery update 1677949570
Reposted by wockypixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Mr Beast has rented out all three Egyptian pyramids and 2 million litres of human piss for an upcoming video 40122277
Reposted by wockyWAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 19/12/2024The medallion gives me unlimited strength 181473360
Reposted by wockymattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 18/12/2024real problem i'm calling "Riff Collapse" lately where you make a little joke about something and people just use it as an opportunity to give you their little take about the thing you're riffing on.......a fragile riff ecology is at stake here 282680210
Reposted by wockypixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Probably the worst thing about being the internet’s leading dog bite influencer is dealing with skeptics who say I’m intentionally provoking the dogs into biting me. The second worst thing is being bitten by all those dogs 171878157
Reposted by wockyBen Jenkins @bencjenkins.bsky.social · 19/12/2024[defensively, to the chad hunter gatherers mocking me while I till my fields], 262910533
Reposted by wockylauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/12/2024BLUE SKY STATLER: Is this supposed to be a joke? What do you mean by that? BLUESKY WALDORF: If it's meant to be a joke, it's in pretty bad taste! (the two of them sit in total silence) 171875174
Reposted by wockylauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/12/2024if we had automatic disqualifications from public office, "incited a public panic because you thought orion's belt was a bunch of iranian drones" would be such a layup 181522102
wocky @maraquanwocky.bsky.social · 19/12/2024ugly christmas sweater day at school, had to make a hasty edit to my twin peaks one 010
Reposted by wockysammie 🪲(they/them) @bumplebeee.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Comments like: “I will never pick up a pencil again” or “i should kms” under other peoples work rlly makes me question if some of y’all just think art is a competition. For me it’s about personal creative expression rather than feeling the need to say something so weird and hide it as a compliment. 1434884610
Reposted by wockyJoesferatu @makeitunclear.bsky.social · 04/12/2024finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years 369257144841
Reposted by wockyHolly Gramazio @hollygramazio.bsky.social · 05/12/2024The jam advent calendar was a mistake, each day is not a treat but a sad duty; I simply do not want to eat that much jam 141878
Reposted by wockyBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 04/12/2024can confirm that the “Shaq doing a vicious dunk” ornament I acquired in the early 1990s has once again made it to the family Christmas tree 2672740
Reposted by wocky🎃the megan mash🎃 @angelaslamsbury.bsky.social · 03/12/2024in a way, Nosferatu, the story of a beautiful woman who’s been haunted since childhood by uncomfortably romantic thoughts about a grotesque monstrous recluse living alone in the mountains, being released on Christmas Day is the perfect tribute to the holiday queen herself: Martha May Whovier 05710
Reposted by wockyCorey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Tall women? Short men? What’s next 271576
wocky @maraquanwocky.bsky.social · 04/12/2024fun wocky fact: it took longer to get my crowns fitted and glued on today than it did for korea to resolve its latest coup attempt 000
wocky @maraquanwocky.bsky.social · 04/12/2024a year ago id've thought this was cute but the dipshit ai just makes me wanna strangle whoever brought this idea up 010
Reposted by wockyMisha B. Barkin' @mishabbarkin.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I think every week we should sacrifice the most blocked account in order to maintain prosperity 2474
Reposted by wockyceej @ceej.online · 03/12/2024what has me bullish on bluesky’s future is that an entire ecosystem of users desperate to gain followers who will repost “Who thinks Biden should run in 2028?” exist alongside my thriving chum of posters trying to make jokes with a premise so disgusting their friends delete the app from their phone 1267443
Reposted by wockyRJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @rj-palmer.com · 03/12/2024Bluesklusive: Culture Crave has announced their official favorite pokemon. You simply don’t get news like this on X the Everything App. 16174493
Reposted by wockyBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I simply do not understand how 3 million people who have “fluent in sarcasm” in their bios are not at all fluent in jokes 113248
Reposted by wockyBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Man I’m fine with different people and politics on Bluesky but I do think the price of admission here is that you should know what a fucking joke is 30118053
Reposted by wockyDusty Ray @sloppjockey.bsky.social · 04/12/2024greetings from. oil painting on paper 63106031079
Reposted by wockyJjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Get rotated idiot. Get absolutely spun 3444691138
Reposted by wockyceej @ceej.online · 03/12/2024tradwife, in the sense that she chases me around with a rolling pin 1576387
Reposted by wockyHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 02/12/2024A potential partner must have the correct level of enthusiasm about the Muppets. Too little and their hearts are devoid of joy. Too much and they are into an extreme kink so disgusting only a theatre kid could imagine it. 1477886953
Reposted by wockyceej @ceej.online · 03/12/2024the woolly mammoth who made a living sticking his trunk through the kitchen window every once in a while so wilma flinstone could do the dishes didn't know how fucking good he had it 739335
Reposted by wockySam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 03/12/2024if you went to a 10am screening of Wicked you missed an entire coup 677948502
Reposted by wockyJon C @casadont.bsky.social · 03/12/2024The real winner of the declaration of martial law in South Korea? Florida Governor Ron DeSantis 1883
Reposted by wockyNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Curious about the drama in South Korea? This sheet pan gimbap with banchan will have you declaring martial law in your kitchen! 865385444
Reposted by wockyKelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Napoleon, December 3, 1812 235143653
Reposted by wockyjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 03/12/2024There’s something sort of charming about trying to declare martial law to protect your wife. Love wins 1993875
Reposted by wockyscorpy @socpens.com · 03/12/2024this should put the "rtvs has a pig fetish" accusations to rest. this is not an apology. 9916201
Reposted by wockyDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Sure thing, Sharepoint. I want to open Excel in my browser. Why not. I want to open my powerpoint slides in minesweeper. I don't care anymore. I want to open a can of coke in a thirty foot concrete cube. Fuck it. 554413759
Reposted by wockyceej @ceej.online · 03/12/2024yes, I declared martial law. but only because you guys keep ragging on me 651732
Reposted by wockyzach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 03/12/2024(me working in govt) tbh martian law doesnt sound so bad. i love those little guys. marvin and such. *aid leans in and whispers in my ear* oh damn for real? yikes 446839
Reposted by wockyWAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 03/12/2024made an RTVS tiktok today the first clip we posted got insta-nuked because of scorpy holding a fake gun. so we had to do this 7530101
Reposted by wockyceej @ceej.online · 04/12/2024my daughter came home from school upset because she didn't "bring a circle." I guess it was "bring a circle" day. "Everyone else brought a circle!" okay, first of all, I didn't know about bring a circle day. second, what the hell are you talking about 842860123
