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the man in the moon @maninthem00n.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Collage of buildings and planets 
Text reads: lies that tell the truth
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the man in the moon @maninthem00n.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Collage of a dancer stretching in front of a fragmented mirror, over lay of a nude body resting on its feet, words to the side say “does my existence threaten god?”
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the man in the moon @maninthem00n.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
there’s something growing in my closet
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the man in the moon @maninthem00n.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
layered photo of half a graffitied building in the woods with johnny knoxville hitting one of his buds in the face with a wish text reads “divine masculine”
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
overlays of tile and smoke over a faded and cracked doll’s face with orange yellow hair, text reads: there’s a shadow in you, boy.
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the man in the moon @maninthem00n.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
a picture of trump riding a black lobster through a gas station with a strange ghost thing with a beak playing a saxophone blurred over it text reads
i carry your heart with me(i carry it in my heart) -e.e. cummings
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 13/08/2024
Happy Tuesday! Have a good one 🌮 (Also, fuck you G**gle for rearranging my folders and changing your annoyingly unintuitive Photos app again without warning)
I WANT TO ALEVE
[Picture of a the X-Files "I want to believe" image except now it has an Aleve hovering in the sky instead of an UFO]
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the man in the moon @maninthem00n.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
🎶skumps🎶 🎶skumps🎶 🎶skuuuuuuuumps🎶
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the man in the moon @maninthem00n.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
@mousegirl.boo
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the man in the moon @maninthem00n.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
hate spinnerbait
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 12/08/2024
noobs need to stay for a bit, marinate in the bluesky vibe. it soaks into you, kind of like soy sauce
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the man in the moon @maninthem00n.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
if god had wanted you to speak he would have given you a tongue that could not lick pussy.
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the man in the moon @maninthem00n.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
if god had wanted you to speak he would have given you a tongue that could not lick pussy.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 12/08/2024
bisexual flag captioned a butt is a butt
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the man in the moon @maninthem00n.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
good morning 🌞
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Jucika @jucikacomics.bsky.social · 13/05/2024
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
Lobsters are the mermaids of scorpions
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
Paris, 1950s. By Georg Stefan Troller. www.juedische-allgemeine.de/kultur/die-w...
Black and white photo of an older white woman in a plaid apron holding up a dish of food to a white cat in a window. The cat seems to be between the glass of the window on the outside, and a layer of chicken wire. The cat isn't distressed, it seems to be rubbing affectionately against the chicken wire and the woman is laughing, like she may be trying to lure the silly cat out of there with the food. A little boy also watches the scene unfold.
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Hourly Foxes @foxes.hourly.media · 11/08/2024
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🎃trash🎃 (haunted) @dollarpbr.gay · 09/08/2024
if spongebob cums does anything come out or just it just instantly get soaked up by the sponge dick
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the man in the moon @maninthem00n.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
who’s that pokemon? it’s vagichew!
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the man in the moon @maninthem00n.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
insects go quiet the wind holds her breath god tries to make me laugh
a long flat desert
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the man in the moon @maninthem00n.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
i am at my best when i wake up hungover and naked at 2am
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the man in the moon @maninthem00n.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
me, flirting: are you five goblins in a trench coat because damn bitch u tall af
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the man in the moon @maninthem00n.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
loose grains saved in an envelope found at the bottom of a grave
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the man in the moon @maninthem00n.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
girl dick aka pixie stick
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the man in the moon @maninthem00n.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
leave, erikson.
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the man in the moon @maninthem00n.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
as cute as(a) button
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the man in the moon @maninthem00n.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
am hungry
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the man in the moon @maninthem00n.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
a crab about business
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the man in the moon @maninthem00n.bsky.social · 09/08/2024
cartoon tv with blurry lines across the screen featuring the semi visible face of a statue face
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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
Me flirting: Are you a beaver? Cuz dam
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
We have half a bag of tortilla chips so I buy a jar of salsa. Then we have half a jar of salsa so I buy a bag of tortilla chips. Can Buddhism release me from this cycle?
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Jaunty Art @jaunty.art · 09/08/2024
another for my adultbel series
adultbel stuck in trafficadultbel working late at his job with plummeting customer satisfactionadultbel watching television with the curtains closed at 3.30 (is that AM or PM?)adultbel taking the wheelie bin to the only place the bin men will empty it which is farther away from his front door than is reasonable
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
doing hella donuts in the Planned Parenthood parking lot to scare the picketers. VROOM VROOM GET FUCKED, CAROL
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 08/08/2024
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livvy the mousegirl 🐭 @mousegirl.boo · 08/08/2024
the real mousewives of bluesky
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Keith Decent @keithdecent.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
Bon Iver got his name from an episode of Northern Exposure, just in case you wanna take that guy more or less seriously, I don’t know you
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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
Costar app logic be like:
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 05/08/2024
please enjoy this tree singing showtunes
A dead tree in a swamp. It seems to have a body, two arms and two legs, and the way they're each twisting, the tree looks like he's in the big finale of a musical.show
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the man in the moon @maninthem00n.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
maybe that is the mulch your gaudy soul needs to actually grow into something still
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the man in the moon @maninthem00n.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
the slimed slip of fingers on an unused doorway the language of crows every lost syllable in an awkward conversation the left back molar of every third woman in Manhattan how bottles of discarded foundation burst and splatter against the inner walls of Sephora's dumpsters. the smell of it no no no-
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the man in the moon @maninthem00n.bsky.social · 06/08/2024
lordt, do i have an abjectly stupid decision to make
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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 29/06/2024
you w me
me with my emotional support witch 

a brunette witch snarling with her hand on a child’s shoulder
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 05/08/2024
So many terrible folks treating people as things with no consequences.
A famous pratchett quote as a page screenshot - granny weatherwax telling an Omnian priest that sin always starts with treating people as things.
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