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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i intuitively understood that you don't hit the third setting on the rose toy until just before orgasm from years as a teenager with my finger on the volume knob of my walkman preparing for the breakdown of my favorite song
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i intuitively understood that you don't hit the third setting on the rose toy until just before orgasm from years as a teenager with my finger on the volume knob of my walkman preparing for the breakdown of my favorite song
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
isabelle from i saw the tv glow having a very hard time at her job
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
am i a narrative therapist because the most human thing we do is tell stories or because i've never been able to distinguish stories from real life.
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
oop.
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
what is a byronic hero if not in perpetual wait for a manic pixie dream girl?
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
tidal.com
Disintegration
Playlist - Disintegration - 9 items
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
when your therapist asks you to journal but you only do it when you're stoned
black text on a typical white doc: 
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Hi yeah wtf it both of us. 

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OMG i’m a trickster 

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oh, I’m mother. 
I was mother this whole time.
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We’re all Dolly now.
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
🤍
Dolly Parton
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
NO.
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Is she a leper or an alcoholic therapist with a cold sore on her lip
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Day drinking on my biiiirthday ✨
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
👯‍♀️
Escaped poster from home alone two, featuring a mug shot of Marv (that reads “drunk Poppins”) and Harry (“stoned Poppins”. Warning reads: “warning: these criminals are armed and clumsy.”
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
👯‍♀️
Escaped poster from home alone two, featuring a mug shot of Marv (that reads “drunk Poppins”) and Harry (“stoned Poppins”. Warning reads: “warning: these criminals are armed and clumsy.”
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Movies I wish I could watch with my mother
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I woke up and poured myself a whiskey I am on the warpath today
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
getting slowly reacquainted with who i am when i'm stoned and very quickly learning that I like to dance.
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
write me a horror scene the rash made my elbow stick to my rib it's been six days since i could see i'm damp in places i've never touched my head no longer turns that way okay.
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
which prepared me for the prodigy
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
godsmack prepared me for tool which prepared me for pink floyd*
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
i hate to say it but godsmack prepared me for pink floyd and that's the true true
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
goblin politics
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Divorced Dad
Playlist - Divorced Dad - 16 items
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
DONT MESS OR ILL BUNG YOU IN THE HEAD
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I want to beat the pants off that boy. You don’t care about your people. If you did you’d hear my mother and my grandmother and me but no you’d rather be a parasite you should be ashamed i hope your brogues break on that rocky road to fuck off wherever you don’t deserve Hozier
Remmick from sinners
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
forget the fat lady you’re obsessed with the fat lady
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
GENTLEMEN LETS PLOW THE ROAD
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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 05/07/2026
WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
EAGLE TWENTY FOX TWO
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
My fursona
Eagle 20- fox 1Eagle 20- fox 2Eagle 20- fox 3Eagle 20- fox 4

(Randy Quaid from Independence Day)
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Happy “you punched the president?!” Day to all who celebrate
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I saw the tv glow: Maddy & Owen look at each other across the bleachers
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ollie in pittsburgh @ollieinpittsburgh.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
my fursona
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Dr. Hill House
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Gonna change my name to Hillary House
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I’ve figured out what Problematic Horror Trope I am. I’m the one that’s going to fuck everything up because they killed my wife. We’re all in trouble because I can’t keep chill. Sorry. Shove me out the van, I’m a liability.
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
write me a horror scene "stop it." stop i giggle. the stalk. endless. i s it it's just my throat how he he flirtin :3 hhhh-ggghhhhhchattcchh <3
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
write me a horror scene flipped my arm, where freckles, moles and hair furuncle, holes and there speaking to me with the sweetest of air
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
write me a horror scene pluck a terrible orange jewel from the corner of an eye stuck to the pad of a finger expecting to pull clean quarantine
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
write me a horror scene eyes locked with herself in the mirror with both hands clasped to the pliers with the clamp attached to the dead things curling from her nostrils
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
self-compassion as a practice
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samsarah
Playlist - samsarah - 15 items
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
nibbling #2 on the way, bout to be a double auntie
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
tidal.com
Annabelle Dinda - The Hand
Listen to The Hand on TIDAL
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
and we’re back in the thunderdome
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
gods my hair is so soft and this playlist is so sad
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I once again find myself paying Annabelle Dinda’s bills, rent and groceries with a smile on my face and mascara under my eyes
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
tidal.com
Southern Gothic
Playlist - Southern Gothic - 16 items
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Little ginger animal crossing dude in a tiger shirt dancing between two banner lamp poles with rainbow hearts on em
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
if you’ve never had to lick Greek yogurt off your switch controller while watching French horror are you truly
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scary pøppïns @poppinswtf.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
NON COMMERCIAL SHARE-ALIKE 4.0 INTERNATIONAL LICENSE
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