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Mangini In A Bottle @manginiinabottle.bsky.social · 4h
Jesse Lacey, NOT NOW MAN
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m gonna send them a strongly worded Carpe DM
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sports present the unusual situation of having to make a challenging decision in real time at your job while Tootsee Roll by 69 Boyz blares
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Mangini In A Bottle @manginiinabottle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#cubes
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
okay, wow. touchy
brief conversation with america.gov chatbot:

me: Why is Tommy Tuberville like that?

bot: I don't provide political commentary or opinions about elected officials.

If you have a question about a federal government service, benefit, or official process, I can help with that.
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Mangini In A Bottle @manginiinabottle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I just hope everyone's having some fun out there
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KIA Rondo of Blood @replierocelot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I will never hire someone who comes to a job interview
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Mangini In A Bottle @manginiinabottle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cut my wife into pieces She is a chocolate torte As a husband, I'm grieving And also a baker who is beaming
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Mangini In A Bottle @manginiinabottle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Indiana is the Nebraska of I94
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it also looks like he stole his mustache off the guy behind him
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Mangini In A Bottle @manginiinabottle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
<<<You have joined Hogwarts Magical Muggle Chat>>> Me: so like when Dobby gets dumped, does his partner just give him a sock, or <<<You have been banned from Hogwarts Magical Muggle Chat>>>
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Uncle Sandwich @sighfieri.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!
(September 23, 2026 at 10:44am)
Fake opinions to argue over…
- Never turn left on a first date.
- Every kindergarten student should have an unpaid internship.
- The periodic table is too sexual.
- Bigfoot should be allowed to vote.
- Having a dream is the same as reading a book.
- You can wear a crop top to a funeral if the deceased person was hot when they died.
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Mangini In A Bottle @manginiinabottle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🎶 choosin' breakfast/taco belllllllllll 🎶 "Again, sir, this is a Wendy's,"
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Antifa Human Resources Business Partner @worriedladybug.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🎶jackin off to Taco Bell/Choosin Tex Mex cause I smell🎶
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Mangini In A Bottle @manginiinabottle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I can't believe Trump intervened to block Susan Collins from releasing "Choosin' Texas"
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Mangini In A Bottle @manginiinabottle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Choosin' Texas" would have been an extremely meh Sheryl Crow-esque song with slightly different words like 25 years ago. I will not be elaborating further at this time
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Uncle Sandwich @sighfieri.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Still getting used to daycare policies. They make us label EVERYTHING: a real pain when sending loose cigarettes! We questioned it, but they explained the babies all smoke different brands, so it makes sense.
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Same Sad Echo @samesadecho.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Ms. Piggy, listening to One by Metallica: Darkness?? Imprisoning MOI???
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Mangini In A Bottle @manginiinabottle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
that man absolutely got his taint stepped on
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BOO-foe @timbaffoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm on the Dr. Pepper plane piloted by Lane Kiffin, and he keeps getting on the intercom to let us know he has "enough fuel to get us to Thailand if we want."
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As a pragmatic centrist, I read the Niemöller poem differently. After each group mentioned I pencil in what percentage of the population they are, and if it’s a small number I cross off their names as disposable. Poetry is fine but math wins elections!!
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Mangini In A Bottle @manginiinabottle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
20 year old me = actually my youngest brother right now. He is inexplicably a huge Clippers fan but I was a smug little libertarian so who's to say who's more disappointing
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Mangini In A Bottle @manginiinabottle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
bears, huh. well okay
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Mangini In A Bottle @manginiinabottle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
America, imo
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ceej @ceej.online · 13/09/2026
it’s still early but my fantasy team is crushing. I probably could have won with sauron alone
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PolkPanther @polkpanther.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ohio State and Michigan both 1-1, who would have thought
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Mangini In A Bottle @manginiinabottle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
oh so when it's a low-scoring game reliant on kicking you're all "yayyyyyyyyy the World Cup" but when it's Iowa-Iowa State,
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Every single person in line asking if it's true what porno is like now
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Mangini In A Bottle @manginiinabottle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
...Fall Out Boy???
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
‘i will not use a united states senate seat to bully trans kids. ken paxton will. i hope that answers your questions.’
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Mangini In A Bottle @manginiinabottle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make A Band Edible Jawbreaker
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Max @trashposter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My friend Juan would sing, "I'm a brown bean American and this is where I pee" then point to his dick.
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Mangini In A Bottle @manginiinabottle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
watch this space for something incredibly stupid in the near future
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Mangini In A Bottle @manginiinabottle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
man I do not know how to feel about this OoT remake after seeing the trailer, like, having played the original again in the last couple years... some of the charm in the N64 version is what they were able to do with far more limited resources
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Mangini In A Bottle @manginiinabottle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Gotta be honest, that particular cod does NOT look healthy
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Classics professor Emily Wilson has published a 15,000 word review tearing Nintendo a new hole for including a jump button in Ocarina of Time. "I am going to kill you in real life," she threatens over forty times.
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Mangini In A Bottle @manginiinabottle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
lol this is great
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Mangini In A Bottle @manginiinabottle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
going on Lexapro to help with my anxiety. Discovering that consumption of alcohol while taking Lexapro is discouraged. Suddenly reevaluating my relationship with alcohol, especially during football season, which is definitely not spiking my anxiety,
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Mangini In A Bottle @manginiinabottle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
found your mom's boyfriend (?)
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Mangini In A Bottle @manginiinabottle.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
[bleeding out in the ambulance] "and another thing. Please emphasize that the laceration was 6 inches and not erect"
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
it’s truly amazing how many breakfast foods are made from eggs, especially when you consider that potatoes are a type of egg
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Mangini In A Bottle @manginiinabottle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I have some important news
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Mangini In A Bottle @manginiinabottle.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A U2 cover band called "UAdditionallyAsWell"
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Mangini In A Bottle @manginiinabottle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm at the Bass Pro Shop I'm at the Cabela's I'm at the combination Bass Pro Shop/Cabela's
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 01/09/2026
"don't you have something better to be doing wi..." NO I DON'T I HAD TO DO IT
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Mangini In A Bottle @manginiinabottle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"grabbed us by Lake Ontario" is an incredible phrase... FOR ME TO POOP ON
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
buddy all the people trying to put men in the league are on your side
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Mangini In A Bottle @manginiinabottle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
luvtoo clean up my dog's massive piss spot on the carpet
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Show Pussy On Regular TV @turdguy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
(arresting a famous rich guy in a prostitution sting, knowing my wife is probably gonna see the bodycam footage) Wow. All the money in the world, and yet I can't help but think that I'm the rich one, having a strong, meaningful marriage.
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