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Mamezy

@mamezy.bsky.social
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Baltimore-based baseball-loving soccer-watching Jewish weirdo, bookish garden gnome and Night Kitchen baker. Other interests include healthcare, law, and Being Outside. Opinions my own. Space stations not moons. Skeets not legal advice. She/her.

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Mamezy @mamezy.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
Mild Frustration With The Machine
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Jill Weinberger @jillybobww.bsky.social · 05/06/2024
Related to previous posts: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE spay & neuter your pets. In Los Angeles, about 250 kittens are born for every human. Shelters are having to euthanize dozens of kittens a day, which, among other things, is creating a major mental health crisis for shelter workers. FIX THOSE CATS.
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regular steve albini @electricalwsop.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
What makes anything interesting, music, art, writing... is freaks. The weirdest people on the scene. NFTs, crypto, blockchain fabulists, that scene top to bottom is the dullest, most square, lecture-you-about-markets dudes on earth. Not just not-queer but not-weird in any way at all. Paste.
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Mamezy @mamezy.bsky.social · 04/05/2024
I am both
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 21/04/2024
BONO: we need to come up with a band name THE EDGE: (totally not listening) you too
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Mamezy @mamezy.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
Oh my god Wayne’s World is the Tom Holland thingie
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
Had never seen Emma Stone with her husband before and they look like Wario and Waluigi for Emily Blunt and Jim Office
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Mamezy @mamezy.bsky.social · 06/04/2024
Not hard
Cover of the album Dig Me Out by Sleater Kinney
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Mamezy @mamezy.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
Fuck Bibi into the sun
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Mamezy @mamezy.bsky.social · 28/03/2024
I once lightly disagreed with David Sirota and he went full Karen. Offered to send me a new tinfoil hat and everything.
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Mamezy @mamezy.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
Illinois has so many options and imma let you finish but…Kanye? Is is Kanye? If it’s not Kanye it’s either Blago or George Ryan, who is the only one to have killed actual humans, so probably it’s him
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Andrew D Thaler @drandrewthaler.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
Sorry folks, The Wire didn't do a ham-handed "this Bridge is a metaphor for the working class" meme, but the actual scene is fucking iconic in its own right: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGoP...
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11. Hard Cases Opening Nick and Frank
C 2008 Home Box Office Inc, All Rights Reserved
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Nilah "Nine Jobs" Magruder @nilahmagruder.com · 26/03/2024
I wake up and have texts and messages about the Baltimore Key Bridge collapsing. The bridge actually connects my side of town to Baltimore. I live on a hill, and when people drive up and marvel at the view, I point out how you can see the Key Bridge from here. It's just gone.
Photograph of a skyline view at a distance, which used to include the Francis Scott Key Bridge. Now it is a featureless line of trees.
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Mamezy @mamezy.bsky.social · 24/03/2024
Absolutely here for 18th Brumaire humor. Just a potato in a sack, baby
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
Still soul crushingly grim to me that the people who invented large language models’ first thought wasn’t “we can use this to get people to do less grueling paperwork” or “we can effectively automate taxes” but instead “finally, something that will crush, dehumanize and factory farm all art.”
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Adam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 19/03/2024
I’m currently reading up on an old Irish term for a person who likes to stay home by the warmth and comfort of the fireplace (a person we might today call a couch potato). The term, cailleach na luatha, should immediately replace couch potato though. It essentially means “divine hag of the ashes”
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Mamezy @mamezy.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
It’s a good rule
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
They gotta let the old man vamp. His staff keeping him in bubble wrap is not helping. Spike this man's ovaltine and let him rip, imo.
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Random Restaurant Bot @restaurant-bot.bsky.social · 03/03/2024
Moby Dick House of Kabob; 9812 Falls Rd #102, Potomac, MD 20854, USA www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&q…
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Mamezy @mamezy.bsky.social · 03/03/2024
TWISTER CANNOT BE IMPROVED UPON HOW ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DARE YOU
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/03/2024
Discworld QOTD, from Making Money “And what had he wanted? He'd never sat down to think about it. But mostly, he wanted yesterday to be different from today.”
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
We cannot starve a population of people. Bomb them. Shoot them as they run for food for their children. Jews. Look at yourselves. Look at us. Remember who we have been. There are no justifications.
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Mamezy @mamezy.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
I just got this
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Mamezy @mamezy.bsky.social · 25/02/2024
❤️❤️❤️
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
Overheard someone hiss into their phone, “I realize that, but I cannot miss Theodore’s bassoon recital,” and now I have a new catch-all excuse
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Mamezy @mamezy.bsky.social · 20/02/2024
Being Bobby Orr, Mel Ott, or a gnu, auk, or emu also helps
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But Dave Died 10 Years Ago This Very Night @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
They imprisoned him. They tortured him. They tried to forget about him. They didn't plan on him getting out. This Summer, Jason Statham is turning a paradise into hell. OMELAS No one's walking away from this.
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Byron C Clark @byroncclark.bsky.social · 11/02/2024
She was so real for this
Screenshot from Daria captioned

My goal is not to wake up at 40 with the bitter realisation that I've wasted my life on a job I hate because I was forced to decide on a career in my teens.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 08/02/2024
good afternoon ADHD gang
you wouldn't finish a task in the you wouldn't download a a car font
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Mamezy @mamezy.bsky.social · 09/02/2024
this guy has a cat and you can totally tell
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Mamezy @mamezy.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
Reminder to new users: This is *Bluesky.* If you were expecting the sky to be the color of a television tuned to a dead channel, you’re jacked into the wrong port.
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Mamezy @mamezy.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
BELT ONION OR GTFO
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Mamezy @mamezy.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
But I was told someone wanted to buy me a Coke
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Mamezy @mamezy.bsky.social · 01/02/2024
I just love John Prine so much
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Mamezy @mamezy.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
My kingdom for 20 full minutes without hearing anything about Taylor Swift
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Mamezy @mamezy.bsky.social · 18/01/2024
I have been trying to figure out why I can’t bring myself to fully embrace the anti-Zionist label despite having opposed the occupation since I was old enough to understand it and damn it if this ain’t exactly why
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Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 18/01/2024
In case no one has told you lately: 1. You are strong 2. You are beautiful 3. Sea cucumbers have fish that live in their buttholes and eat their ever-regenerating gonads like some sort of sick undersea Prometheus 4. You are deserving of love
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 12/01/2024
Bohemian Rhapsody. We Will Rock You. Somebody To Love. All hit singles, and all the direct product of a band that was formed when an astrophysicist and a dentistry major found a new friend in an art college, who then went on to recruit a fourth member from the electronics school. Based on this alliance I propose the rift in society between Arts and STEM students was fabricated to keep us separated so as to dilute our true power - and fabricated by who, you may ask? The business major, the only member of society who reaps no reward from art and science and thus must weaken us so as to stay ahead. In this essay I will

transhumanist-viking

wheres the essay op

mahlerlove

WHERE'S THE ESSAY OP???
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 02/01/2024
I can assure you that allowing fascist operatives to get black women fired from academic jobs is not going to fight antisemitism. In fact, it's hard to imagine anything worse for the Jews than a situation in which far-right activists can successfully target racial minorities they deem a threat.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/01/2024
What if next year is good? Wouldn't that be funny? Surprise me, motherfucker.
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
If you’re the kind of progressive who comments “Free Palestine” on social media posts from Jews celebrating Hanukkah you are, and I cannot stress this enough, the scum of the earth
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Robbie Medwed @rjmedwed.bsky.social · 07/12/2023
My controversial opinion of the day: I really hate the "Project Menorah" thing that asks non-Jews to light a menorah as an act of solidarity/activism against antisemitism. I'd so much rather have those folks get loud, publicly, about being against antisemitism instead of copying our rituals.
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Mamezy @mamezy.bsky.social · 08/12/2023
It should be spelled gheeyotein
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