Reposted by Mallory CairoDustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this: 254181554787
Mallory Cairo @malcairo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I know there's a lot more important things to worry about in the world, but WTF TED LASSO 010
Mallory Cairo @malcairo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Best option: "You're NOT all going to be dead in 10 years." Probable (talking to Congress, the cowards), "YOU'RE not all going to be dead in 10 years." Talking to the American people, "You're not ALL going to be dead in 10 years." 110
Mallory Cairo @malcairo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Working every day to provide this ancient service 130
Reposted by Mallory Cairoghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 13/08/2026boy, 1965 is a carefully chosen date re: "which bathroom to use" 752428263
Reposted by Mallory Cairopublic health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 06/08/2026have we considered just banning these things entirely 402648541
Reposted by Mallory CairoAparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 04/08/2026"History involves sorting and organizing hundreds of thousands of facts" I remain astounded by how loud and wrong people are about what history actually is. 1231592330
Reposted by Mallory CairoWerner Herzog's Bear @jasontebbe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I think it's kinda important for us humanities educators that people are flocking to see a movie of a classic text directed by a guy who hates AI slop. Politicians and even many educational instituions have been attacking the humanities but obviously the people have a craving for it! 172
Reposted by Mallory CairoCohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 11/07/2026"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing 8669541771
Mallory Cairo @malcairo.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Soccer is so fun I wish Americans were allowed to watch it when it's not World Cup season 010
Mallory Cairo @malcairo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell and he said he saw goody proctor with the devil 120
Mallory Cairo @malcairo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I actually haven't liked him since the Nazi tattoo but I guess I'm just old school 020
Mallory Cairo @malcairo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026It cannot be overstated that this man is intellectually BORING and a big goddamn loser 120
Reposted by Mallory CairoChanea Bond @heymrsbond.com · 26/06/2026WE CAN TELL YOUR FLYER IS AI AND IT’S UGLY STOP 429651
Reposted by Mallory CairoPreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 01/06/2026"Candy Crush businessman" - i'm gonna stop you right there. I do not care what this man thinks about research or science. I honestly thought this was an onion article lol 539785
Reposted by Mallory Cairojenna newman phd @jennanewman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026“study of around 8,000 respondents concludes that women’s lower uptake of generative AI tools has little to do w/ skills or access. Instead, it is driven largely by how women perceive the broader societal risks associated w/ the new technology.”🧪 @josiecox.bsky.social 36762239
Reposted by Mallory CairoNaomi Klein @naomiaklein.bsky.social · 23/05/2026$9-billion taxpayer transfer to a $5 trillion company for US spy agencies to go all in on AI. NYT doesn't include a single critical word from a privacy or civil liberties expert. Just a don't-worry-about-it assurance at the end. Also: Anthropic is not our friend. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/22/u...nytimes.comWhite House Approves $9 Billion for Spy Agencies to Catch Up on A.I. 32740263
Mallory Cairo @malcairo.bsky.social · 20/05/2026After the news that Google is going to make the search bar AI, it's officially Firefox time. 020
Mallory Cairo @malcairo.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Catherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Jane Seymour, Anne of Cleves, Catherine Howard, Catherine Parr. 020
Reposted by Mallory CairoKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Kids should be learning that AI output isn’t trustworthy, where it really comes from, and how it’s disrupting our ability to tell what’s real. They shouldn’t be learning that AI will make them more efficient or do their work for them because it can’t. That would be propaganda, not education 5337781110
Mallory Cairo @malcairo.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Lauren Sanchez Bezos had an EXCLUSIVE (?!) with Schiaparelli for the Met Gala and wore that boring ass bridesmaid dress - a perfect metaphor for her and her husband's wealth hoarding. 110
Reposted by Mallory CairoEric Rauchway @rauchway.bsky.social · 15/04/2026The US Vice President is arguing Catholic theology with the Pope 5454
Reposted by Mallory CairoLiam Hogan @liamhogan.bsky.social · 09/04/2025W.E.B. Du Bois: “Either he knew what slavery meant when he helped maim and murder thousands in its defense, or he did not. If he did not he was a fool. If he did, Robert Lee was a traitor and a rebel - not indeed to his country, but to humanity and humanity’s God.” 111576355
Reposted by Mallory CairoKaitlin Ruiz @kaitlinruiz.bsky.social · 09/04/2026j.d. vance said "let's turn this hillbilly elegy into a hillbilly homily." and leo said "no" (Italian for "no") 538143
Reposted by Mallory CairoAnne Lutz Fernandez @lutzfernandez.bsky.social · 07/04/2026There are few more potent excuses to reduce education budgets and teacher headcount than the pretense that technology can replace their work, and believe me, that's what politicians will do with the myths that teachers can "save time" and "prepare students for the future" through AI tools. 25722
Mallory Cairo @malcairo.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Using AI is the equivalent of the Anchorman joke "I have many leather-bound books." They don't care that the Latin is wrong, they want the trappings of academia, learning, intelligence, without the work, effort, creativity, and adventure. It's absolutely bankrupt of the joys of humanity. 120
Reposted by Mallory CairoMoira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 20/03/2026*sees men being misogynists* “this reminds me of women” 15709103
Reposted by Mallory CairoKAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Graduating high school before ChatGPT is like having a brain made of recovered steel from warships old enough to not have been weakened by atomic bomb isotopes. 89106552180
Mallory Cairo @malcairo.bsky.social · 13/03/202621st century enclosure of the commons just dropped 010
Reposted by Mallory CairoClaire E. Aubin @ceaubin.com · 03/03/2026I have seen a lot of cursed stuff in my time in academia but this is among the *most* cursed. Grammarly is generating miniature LLMs based on academic work so that users can have their writing ‘reviewed’ by experts like David Abulafia, who died less than two months ago. 9535231534
Reposted by Mallory Cairo🦇 SCARE-sha 🦇 @spacethey.gay · 25/02/2026do they know u can still get tamagotchis 316021
Reposted by Mallory CairoMatthew Guariglia @mguariglia.bsky.social · 23/02/2026AI will easily be able to diagnose Frank Sinatra's cold...photography can tell us more about waterlilies than Monet every could! Thus as it ever was with people who don't understand skill, discipline, and artistry trying to supplant it with the latest technology. 926527
Mallory Cairo @malcairo.bsky.social · 18/02/2026I've cut almost 5,000 words from a chapter today and WHOOO boy it is hard. 010
Reposted by Mallory CairoCharles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 04/02/2026"Democracy dies in darkness (and we're turning off the lights)" 13910
Reposted by Mallory CairoMolly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 22/01/2026They kidnapped a five year old child 11332011127
Mallory Cairo @malcairo.bsky.social · 19/01/2026I'm not trying to be annoying or whatever but I really hope we make it through this and I can one day teach about the literal everyday heroes on the ground. 150
Reposted by Mallory CairoBarbara Gordon @thebookwizard.bsky.social · 13/01/2026"I knew then and I know now, when it comes to justice, there is no easy way to get it. You can't sugarcoat it. You have to take a stand and say, 'This is not right.' And I did." Rest in power, Ms. Claudette Colvin. The fight for equality continues. ❤️ 2444107
Reposted by Mallory CairoJess Calarco @jessicacalarco.com · 31/12/2025And actually--Comet Pizza was a page out of a playbook that started with daycare decades before. In 1983, a California mom accused her son's childcare provider of subjecting children to Satanic rituals--like flushing them down toilets into secret basements where they were then filmed for porn. 1/🧵 211199458
Mallory Cairo @malcairo.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Just read that Gramsci coined the term "subaltern." He would have pronounced it "italiancomboaltern." I'm sorry. But there is a good joke in there somewhere. 010