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Malaclypse the Middle

@malaclypse.bsky.social
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A hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is. Two wheels good, four wheels bad. Ex Sociology adjunct turned Accounting nerd. North of Boston, near witches. Born into a 321 PPM world. He/Him. Enjoy every sandwich. Aurë entuluva.

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winkybiker @winkybiker.bsky.social · 3h
I feel that we should ban these so-called "cars" until we figure out what's going on. Wait, no. Fuck it. Lets just ban e-bikes instead. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-10...
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Two critically injured after car ploughs into crowd of Newcastle Knights supporters
Emergency services are treating multiple casualties after a car crashed into a crowd during a Newcastle Knights pre-grand final farewell.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 5h
Trump could nominate the worst person with a law degree in America and this Republican senate will confirm that person. That includes Susan Collins, who always confirms Trump’s justices. The only chance you have to keep that person off the court is to elect Democratic senators.
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 4h
At least Future Amanda gets a day-old cookie out of it.
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 4h
On a Friday. Can't even have a day-old cookie.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 7h
The good news is that antifascism, Reconstruction 2.0, the abolition of billionaires, and the Butlerian Jihad are all one project now
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 5h
“Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind”
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 5h
And likes the fun sort of parades, not the goose-steppy kind.
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 6h
JD's no Joel.
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 6h
Disney always censors that verse of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious."
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 6h
Donnie, also, too: bsky.app/profile/head...
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 6h
He should have built a tire swing.
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Carly Putnam 🦖 @cputnam.bsky.social · 7h
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 7h
Black text on a white page that says the following:

We know this moment is particularly difficult for survivors. I want to be very clear: you deserve to be safe and our administration supports you at every turn.

NYC Family Justice Centers are available in every borough and provide free, confidential support for survivors of domestic and gender-based violence, including sexual violence. 

Call NYC’s 24-Hour Hope Hotline at 1-800-621-HOPE (4673) or 311 for more information. You can also chat with an advocate at on.nyc.gov/hotlinechat.
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 7h
He's on-message for the midterms, I see.
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 8h
Can you imagine what SEK could have done with this? Gone too gods-damn soon...
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 9h
Sort of insane fact about how broken US urban planning is—America now spends more building *just the lights for roads and highways* than on all subways & ground mass transit combined Spending on roadway *pavement* is 18x transit spending
a graph of roadway and mass transit lights
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Evan Robertson @evanrobertsondc.bsky.social · 9h
“If I got tired it would be a big story” You would think. Ah, well, nevertheless…
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 9h
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Garth Marenghi Garth Marenghi'S Darkplace
Alt: I know writers that use subtext and they're all cowards.
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 9h
On the way home, a driver screamed at me for making a left turn from the left lane, so the karmic (swidt?) balance is restored.
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 9h
I mean, our ability to tax property has been hamstrung since prop 2.5 back in 1980. This year, question 5 would basically destroy the state's ability to collect and spend tax money.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 13h
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 10h
Grave of the Fireflies has entered the chat.
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Cʜʀɪs Sᴛᴇɪɴ @chrisstein.bsky.social · 10h
Richard Hell Tropicana LA 1977 Happy birthday Richard
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 10h
If it turns out that she “vetted” these dudes I will laugh and laugh.
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 11h
No, he genuinely realized he fucked up and apologized. I gotta give him points for that.
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 12h
Peeps, I know you won’t believe this, but a driver did something boneheaded right in front of me, and then the driver rolled down his window and apologized profusely and sincerely.
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 14h
The Wilhoit Comment once again applies.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 17h
Happy Friday.
Choose Your Own Adventure book cover for "Fourteen Beers at Chili's" by Judge Brett Kavanuagh

The cover shows a guy in a white shirt and jeans jump kicking a ninja while two other ninjas are behind him.
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 14h
She, this takes me back.
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Terry Buckalew @terrybuckalew.bsky.social · 14h
I’m opening the Buckalew Academy for Religious Freedom next semester here in Van Buren.
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 14h
Wonder if they were verified by M0lly Sh@h?
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 14h
I don’t use the word hero very often
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Bikepedantic @pedantic.bike · 16h
“Car owners are the most abused constituency in Cambridge.” Now is certainly a moment in time to label yourself ‘most abused’ because resident parking is going up to $75 per year.
A Nextdoor post from cambridgeport: Car owners are the most abused constituency in Cambridge. Not only has the city removed street lanes, making traffic much worse (Western Ave., et. al.), they have eliminated many parking spaces to allow for bike lanes (see Broadway, et. al.). And in addition to the annual property taxes car owners pay, they now are raising the cost of the parking sticker, and senior citizens, who previously got a break on this fee, are also losing that allowance. Is there an end to the city's gouging of car owners?
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 14h
Alice Joyce, one of the earliest movie stars. She was a teen when she hit the big time and was cast as moms by the 1920s while in her 30s
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 14h
First as farce, second as whatever the fuck we’re going through now.
Cadaver Synod
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 14h
Taxes are the price of a civilized society, and I would really fucking like to live in a civilized society again.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14h
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Groucho Marx: Lydia The Tattooed Lady
YouTube video by Amarok365
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Maggie Vail @magicbeans.bsky.social · 15h
It's getting chilly again so we decided to do a limited edition sweatshirt for today's benefit. This is ONLY available today. bikinikill.bandcamp.com/merch/limite...
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Limited edition crewneck sweatshirt - CHIRLA fundraiser from Bikini Kill
Limited edition crewneck sweatshirt - CHIRLA fundraiser from Bikini Kill
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most disappointing video you’ll see today.
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Rhodie the Starhound @starhound.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"We have successfully banned teenagers from existing in our shopping center." immediately becomes "WHY IS NO ONE SHOPPING AT OUR SHOPPING CENTER?!" And it does it every time
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 14h
4’33” is my go-to karaoke choice.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 15h
When job growth was 5-10x this per month under Joe Biden, we were having a nonstop National Conversation™️ about the imminent recession & being told that only the unemployed cared about jobs, but everyone cared about inflation.
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 14h
Is this thread inspired by this week’s “Nancy” plotline? bsky.app/profile/cash...
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 14h
What flavor though?
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Hansi Lo Wang (he/him) @hansilowang.bsky.social · 15h
Eligible voters of the United States, Have you checked your state or territory's deadline for registering to vote or updating your registration for the midterm elections? (SPOILER ALERT: They are coming up fast!) There's a guide for you at npr.org/vote
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How to register to vote and check your registration status
For the 2026 elections, NPR has collected deadlines and information on how to register to vote — online, in person or by mail — in every U.S. state and territory.
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Christian Skotte @skooter.bsky.social · 15h
I live next door to two day care centers. One is religious Jewish. The other completely secular. The Jewish one always has a security guard. The secular one doesn't. Being forced to budget for staffing security is pretty clearly systemic antisemitism.
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 15h
“Jokes” are always permission structures.
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MassBike @massbike.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
We’ve compiled a list of #roadsafety tips for truck drivers & bike riders to help keep everyone safe when sharing the road. Check out the @bikeleague.org's Learning Center section on Big Trucks & Bikes and @trucksafety.bsky.social for additional information. #trucksafety #bikesafety #trafficsafety
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Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 15h
Thanks to Trump & Republicans' refusal to extend ACA tax credits, Marylanders will see their ACA premiums go up AGAIN in 2027. That's on top of rising copays & deductibles.   They're gutting healthcare while they spend billions on an illegal war & tax cuts for the rich. Shameful.
Maryland ACA plan premiums will rise 14.6% next year

WYPR - 88.1 FM Baltimore | By Scott Maucione

Published September 25, 2026 at 1:23 PM EDT
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